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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Uxzuigal posted:

"Let it Rip" Feat. Uxzuigal (Requested by my wife, Eliuxz). [Parody of Frozen - Let it Go]

The sweat glistening on my forehead tonight
Not a toilet roll to be seen
A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the Queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in; heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in
Don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal
Don't feel
Don't let them know
Well, now they know

Let it rip, let it rip
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it rip, let it rip
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The smell never bothered me anyway

It's funny how no toilet paper makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me is dripping down the bowl
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong
No rules for me...It's free

Let it rip, let it rip
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it rip, let it rip
You'll never see me cry
Here I sit and here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on

My odor flurries through the air into the ground
My blood and sweat and tears and shame is flying all around
And one thought hits me like a blast
I'm never going back
The past is in the past

Let it rip, let it rip
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it rip, let it rip
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage on
The smell never bothered me anyway

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 20:16

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:06

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Some more suggestions for things to do parody of:
Sound of Silence (Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel)
Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)
All About That Bass (Meghan Trainor)
Mother (Danzig)
Me, Myself & I (G-Eazy)

Bring them contributions!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 25, 2016 21:03

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

We Care A Lot by Faith No More, and My rear end is On Fire by Mr. Bungle. I'll probably record myself singing some of these on Monday or so

# ? Jun 25, 2016 21:37

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Me Myself and I is by De La Soul :colbert:

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:14

alnilam

Still planning on recording mean mr trump i just need to wait to be home alone :ohdear:

# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

Still planning on recording mean mr trump i just need to wait to be home alone

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 01:57

FluffieDuckie

alnilam posted:

Still planning on recording mean mr trump i just need to wait to be home alone

significant others interfere with posting projects. it's a common problem with only 1 solution

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 27, 2016 02:07

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

FluffieDuckie posted:

significant others interfere with posting projects. it's a common problem with only 1 solution

Make them sing with you!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 27, 2016 10:21

City of Glompton

I'm Really Crappy At This Game

I'm really crappy at this game
I'm only happy when it's been deleted
You should know I can't appreciate it
I'm really crappy at this game

You know I play it and I get so mad
Why does it look so good in all the ads
I'm really crappy at this game

Four stars but its a letdown, four stars but it's a letdown to me
Four stars but its a letdown, four stars but it's a letdown to me

I'm really crappy at this game
I feel good when cheat codes are on
I'll only play if I can fly along
I'm really crappy at this game

I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is my screen gone black
I didn't accidentally log off, natch
I'm really crappy at this game

You'll get the message from Steam chat, too
When I complain about this game to you
I'm really crappy at this game

Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but its a letdown)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but its a letdown)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but its a letdown)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
Four stars but its a letdown

You can keep me company
As long as you don't care

I'm really crappy at this game
You wanna hear about some wiki tactics?
I'm trying things from Youtube fanatics
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)

I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)

# ? Jun 27, 2016 22:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

City of Glompton posted:

I'm Really Crappy At This Game

I'm really crappy at this game
I'm only happy when it's been deleted
You should know I can't appreciate it
I'm really crappy at this game

You know I play it and I get so mad
Why does it look so good in all the ads
I'm really crappy at this game

Four stars but its a letdown, four stars but it's a letdown to me
Four stars but its a letdown, four stars but it's a letdown to me

I'm really crappy at this game
I feel good when cheat codes are on
I'll only play if I can fly along
I'm really crappy at this game

I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is my screen gone black
I didn't accidentally log off, natch
I'm really crappy at this game

You'll get the message from Steam chat, too
When I complain about this game to you
I'm really crappy at this game

Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but its a letdown)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but its a letdown)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but its a letdown)
Four stars but its a letdown (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
Four stars but its a letdown

You can keep me company
As long as you don't care

I'm really crappy at this game
You wanna hear about some wiki tactics?
I'm trying things from Youtube fanatics
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)

I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)
I'm really crappy at this game (Four stars but it's a letdown to me)

"I'm Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage!!!!!!!

:dance:

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jun 28, 2016

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# ? Jun 28, 2016 00:04

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

"Mean Old Donald Trump"

Mean Old Donald Trump owns Central Park
Shaves in the dark trying to save electric
Swindles campaign funds
Saving up to buy some votes
At lesserlings he holds up his nose
Such a mean Republican
Such a mean Republican
His wife is named Melania
It was once Ivana, and Marla Maples
He takes her out as arm candy
Where ever for him is handy
At photo ops and social functions
Such a dirty Republican
Dirty Republican

i'm a little out of practice and also just learned the chords a minute before recording and also my laptop's cooling fan was going nuts and you can hear it sorry

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# ? Jun 28, 2016 01:28

alnilam

on the bright side i recorded it outside so there's birdies

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jun 28, 2016 01:30

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

i'm a little out of practice and also just learned the chords a minute before recording and also my laptop's cooling fan was going nuts and you can hear it sorry

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 28, 2016 01:54

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

alnilam posted:

i'm a little out of practice and also just learned the chords a minute before recording and also my laptop's cooling fan was going nuts and you can hear it sorry

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 28, 2016 02:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

i'm a little out of practice and also just learned the chords a minute before recording and also my laptop's cooling fan was going nuts and you can hear it sorry

This is awesome beyond words

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# ? Jun 28, 2016 12:42

FluffieDuckie

alnilam posted:

i'm a little out of practice and also just learned the chords a minute before recording and also my laptop's cooling fan was going nuts and you can hear it sorry

omg

was that the significant other in the background? because if you found someone to participate in our projects you need to hang onto her tight

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 28, 2016 17:48

alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

omg

was that the significant other in the background? because if you found someone to participate in our projects you need to hang onto her tight

No that was me too. How, you ask? Two mouths :smug:

# ? Jun 28, 2016 17:49

FluffieDuckie

sorcery

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 28, 2016 17:51

eonwe

alnilam posted:

No that was me too. How, you ask? Two mouths

# ? Jun 28, 2016 17:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I think Another One Bites the Dust by Queen might have possibilities.

This thread: :five:

# ? Jun 28, 2016 18:23

AtlasRedux: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

Barking Gecko posted:

I think Another One Bites the Dust by Queen might have possibilities.

This thread:

Oh! Let's go!

She moves warily down the body
with the pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the smacking of lips
tongue is ready to go.

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the boxers I can see the tip
It wanna touch my lips

*hey*

Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
And another tooth scrapes, and another tooth rips,
another tooth rips the dick!
HEY! I'm gonna get you, too
another tooth rips my dick!

How do you think I'm going to get along
When you can't open up wide?
You said you could take everything I had,
but it was a big fat lie!

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
You ripped open my meat!
Into my dick your teeth do rip
Until you make me wheep!

[CHORUS]
Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
[CHORUS END]

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down

I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready for you
I'm down on my two knees
Out of your mouth, my head is ripped
And your're watching me as I seethes

[CHORUS]
Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
Another tooth rips the dick.
[CHORUS END]

Splatmaster posted:

2) Nothing crude, disgusting or otherwise socially unacceptable please! This includes suggestions, submittals and general discussion in this thread. The intent is to spur on creative output, not to outgross each other

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

# ? Jun 28, 2016 18:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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# ? Jun 28, 2016 18:56

AtlasRedux: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

Splatmaster posted:

.

welp, did not see #2. It's not THAT bad ...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

# ? Jun 28, 2016 18:58

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Let it Rip:

Sorry for the awful quality, my mic ain't great and my computer is a little loud. Also I woke up like an hour ago, so my voice is noticably tired.

Hope you enjoy

# ? Jun 28, 2016 20:28

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Munchables posted:

Let it Rip:

Sorry for the awful quality, my mic ain't great and my computer is a little loud. Also I woke up like an hour ago, so my voice is noticably tired.

Hope you enjoy

You my friend, you are my hero.

Awesome!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 28, 2016 20:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Munchables posted:

Let it Rip:

Sorry for the awful quality, my mic ain't great and my computer is a little loud. Also I woke up like an hour ago, so my voice is noticably tired.

Hope you enjoy

Incredible

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 28, 2016 20:43

Piso Mojado

AtlasRedux posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

aww his first probe. hang in there new guy, don't let this get you down.

# ? Jun 28, 2016 21:41

pig guts

AtlasRedux posted:

welp, did not see #2. It's not THAT bad ...

i thought it was kinda funny

# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

pig guts posted:

i thought it was kinda funny

It wasn't bad. On the other hand I established the guidelines in the OP for a reason, combining that with the fact that I didn't really recognize the name AtlasRedux and I didn't know if the thread was being trolled or what.

I'd like it a lot if AtlasRedux could resubmit the entry or submit another one, honestly I wasn't being mean

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# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:27

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Chuck Berry - Johnny B Goode?

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:33

AtlasRedux: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

Uxzuigal posted:

Chuck Berry - Johnny B Goode?

Deep down in Queens in New York
Way high in the 'scrapes there lives a dork
his mind was filled with hate and up to no good
Trump was his name, and spreading hatred he would
He never ever learned to read or write so well
but he made small million dollar loans like a ring in a bell

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

He used to carry credit cards in giant bags
going on twitter and do stupid tags
Oh, investors would see him crash and fail
but constantly they would save with bail
Everyone else would stop and say
Oh my, that goddamn Trump is a fail.

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

His mother told him "Someday you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a big old land.
Many people coming from miles around
To hear you tell your wisdoms 'til the sun go down"
We're sorry, mum, but what you bred that night
should never have seen the light.

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Uxzuigal posted:

Chuck Berry - Johnny B Goode?

Deep down on Somethingawful in the BYOB,
AtlasRedux entered a contest full of parodies
Submitting an entry that was pretty good,
It just needs a little edit and I wish they would
It really wasn't really bad but rules are rules,
If they could edit their entry that would be cool.

[Chorus:]
Go Go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
I wish you would.

They used some words and phrases that were out of line
You'd think on Somethingawful they'd be perfectly fine.
Other moderators wouldn't say a thing,
But alas AtlasRedux you met this Idiot King.
Maybe we can get past this a little bit faster,
With a custom parody by me, Splatmaster

[Chorus]

So please don't be angry, because I'm really glad
You took the time to submit a song that wasn't bad.
So if it wouldn't be a problem and you wouldn't mind
Submitting a song that conforms this time.
I'll remove the spoiler tags if you make it good
At the very least you got this song, I wish you would!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

AtlasRedux posted:

Deep down in Queens in New York
Way high in the 'scrapes there lives a dork
his mind was filled with hate and up to no good
Trump was his name, and spreading hatred he would
He never ever learned to read or write so well
but he made small million dollar loans like a ring in a bell

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

He used to carry credit cards in giant bags
going on twitter and do stupid tags
Oh, investors would see him crash and fail
but constantly they would save with bail
Everyone else would stop and say
Oh my, that goddamn Trump is a fail.

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

His mother told him "Someday you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a big old land.
Many people coming from miles around
To hear you tell your wisdoms 'til the sun go down"
We're sorry, mum, but what you bred that night
should never have seen the light.

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

Awesome!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:53

AtlasRedux: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

Splatmaster posted:

Deep down on Somethingawful in the BYOB,
AtlasRedux entered a contest full of parodies
Submitting an entry that was pretty good,
It just needs a little edit and I wish they would
It really wasn't really bad but rules are rules,
If they could edit their entry that would be cool.

[Chorus:]
Go Go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
I wish you would.

They used some words and phrases that were out of line
You'd think on Somethingawful they'd be perfectly fine.
Other moderators wouldn't say a thing,
But alas AtlasRedux you met this Idiot King.
Maybe we can get past this a little bit faster,
With a custom parody by me, Splatmaster

[Chorus]

So please don't be angry, because I'm really glad
You took the time to submit a song that wasn't bad.
So if it wouldn't be a problem and you wouldn't mind
Submitting a song that conforms this time.
I'll remove the spoiler tags if you make it good
At the very least you got this song, I wish you would!

Ahahaha, glorious, I just submitted another minutes before you

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

AtlasRedux posted:

Ahahaha, glorious, I just submitted another minutes before you

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# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:56

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

AtlasRedux posted:

Deep down in Queens in New York
Way high in the 'scrapes there lives a dork
his mind was filled with hate and up to no good
Trump was his name, and spreading hatred he would
He never ever learned to read or write so well
but he made small million dollar loans like a ring in a bell

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

He used to carry credit cards in giant bags
going on twitter and do stupid tags
Oh, investors would see him crash and fail
but constantly they would save with bail
Everyone else would stop and say
Oh my, that goddamn Trump is a fail.

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

His mother told him "Someday you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a big old land.
Many people coming from miles around
To hear you tell your wisdoms 'til the sun go down"
We're sorry, mum, but what you bred that night
should never have seen the light.

Go go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Go Donald go
Go
Donald B. Dumb

Splatmaster posted:

Deep down on Somethingawful in the BYOB,
AtlasRedux entered a contest full of parodies
Submitting an entry that was pretty good,
It just needs a little edit and I wish they would
It really wasn't really bad but rules are rules,
If they could edit their entry that would be cool.

[Chorus:]
Go Go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
Go, AtlasRedux, go, go
I wish you would.

They used some words and phrases that were out of line
You'd think on Somethingawful they'd be perfectly fine.
Other moderators wouldn't say a thing,
But alas AtlasRedux you met this Idiot King.
Maybe we can get past this a little bit faster,
With a custom parody by me, Splatmaster

[Chorus]

So please don't be angry, because I'm really glad
You took the time to submit a song that wasn't bad.
So if it wouldn't be a problem and you wouldn't mind
Submitting a song that conforms this time.
I'll remove the spoiler tags if you make it good
At the very least you got this song, I wish you would!

Holy crap, this is legendary. Glorious.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 29, 2016 22:57

City of Glompton

nice work guys

# ? Jun 30, 2016 01:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Just a reminder, the contest ends tomorrow night at 12pm EST.

Get your entries in!

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# ? Jul 1, 2016 01:12

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

Splatmaster posted:

Just a reminder, the contest ends tomorrow night at 12pm EST.

Get your entries in!

O fug gimme a minute
I'm working on it

# ? Jul 1, 2016 02:50

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:06

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

FluffieDuckie posted:

significant others interfere with posting projects. it's a common problem with only 1 solution

e: chill ur famil?

super mario batali fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Jul 1, 2016

# ? Jul 1, 2016 14:13

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