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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

zedprime posted:

Waluigi is perhaps the trickster totem of modern day video game players. In this essay we will explore how Waluigi anchors the Nintendo multiverse for fans and how to best channel this chaos through his totem for use in improving your personal life.

Waluigi, or Bad Luigi as literally translated from Nipponese is a play on words and character similar to Wario, or Bad Rio again from the literal Nipponese. Where Wario is a corruption of the Mario player's obsession with collecting coins, Waluigi is the manifestation of the tendency for players to turn into agents of chaos in multiplayer Mario's hence

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



OwlFancier posted:

How did you know I wanted to post something I stumbled upon on Wish :v:

I mean I guess I could make one but I only have literally one thing I wanted to post.

If you make it, they will post.

PYF General poo poo You Can't Believe Exists To Buy

See: This thread.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


OwlFancier posted:

How did you know I wanted to post something I stumbled upon on Wish :v:

I mean I guess I could make one but I only have literally one thing I wanted to post.

:justpost: either a thread or at least the thing in this thread

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Then I have made the thread!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3934490

Please fill it with your unbelievable poo poo.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Tunicate posted:

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

Waluigi, please listen. You don't know what you're missing. The world is at your command.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

forums user Wayne Gretzky is that you???

Zonko_T.M.
Jul 1, 2007

I'm not here to fuck spiders!

Tunicate posted:

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

https://youtu.be/L3XnKr0lvDw

Waluigi is my favorite bootleg.

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Tunicate posted:

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

It's going to be weird in a couple of decades when Waluigi is the main character and it becomes a fun trivia fact that the Mario cameo guy was once the icon.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Tunicate posted:

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

I want to hear Werner Herzog read this.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



bar88537 posted:

It's going to be weird in a couple of decades when Waluigi is the main character and it becomes a fun trivia fact that the Mario cameo guy was once the icon.
Such is the fate of all things Popeye-adjacent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castor_Oyl

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



And I bet it's really a VCD not DVD

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It’s probably a DVD disc, but yeah it was probably the workprint copy that had the Tron Legacy soundtrack.

I remember having an American Pie 2 bootleg DVD that boasted DTS sound. And it did I guess, in the fact the DTS light came on, but it was still just cammed audio encoded in that format.

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

Someone posted these on a Dragon Ball group I'm in and I thought I should share because these are hilarious.






(for the prices, those are ARS, so the cheapest one there is $23.36 and the more expensive ones are $32.98...still far more than they're actually worth)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I would absolutely buy that!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Trabant posted:

I would absolutely buy that!

I immediately checked eBay and was disappointed :(

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

EorayMel posted:

The Waluigi lays on its back. Its body freezing in the icy wind. Beating its legs trying to get to warmth. But it can't. Not without your help.

But you're not helping.



I remember that episode of the Brady Bunch where they found this in Hawaii

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Crossposting myself from the Slay The Spire thread:

Kheldarn posted:

Slay The Spire is dead. Long live Royal Booty Quest!

And unlike that heathen Slay The Spire, Royal Booty Quest is available on iTunes AND Android!



Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That's literally Miss Fortune from League of Legends, lmao.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Paladinus posted:

That's literally Miss Fortune from League of Legends, lmao.

I can't figure out whether you're right and I am just bad at googling for low-res lovely versions of LoL art, or you believe that LoL invented the concept of "sexy pirate."

edit: also holy poo poo at how bad LoL artists are at anatomy

DontMockMySmock has a new favorite as of 13:14 on Aug 12, 2020

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Me: Can we get some Spirou?
Mom: We have Spirou at home.
Me: Well can we get some Gaston?
Mom: We have Gaston at home.

Both Spirou and Gaston at home:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

DontMockMySmock posted:

I can't figure out whether you're right and I am just bad at googling for low-res lovely versions of LoL art, or you believe that LoL invented the concept of "sexy pirate."

edit: also holy poo poo at how bad LoL artists are at anatomy

A redhead sexy pirate literally called Miss Fortune? Yes, I reckon they were inspired by LoL. But they gave her a choker, so now it's an original legally distinct character.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Paladinus posted:

A redhead sexy pirate literally called Miss Fortune? Yes, I reckon they were inspired by LoL. But they gave her a choker, so now it's an original legally distinct character.

also, she loves unneseccary danger situations, which is the opposite of what you'd expect since those are arguably some of the worst situations there are

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Paladinus posted:

A redhead sexy pirate literally called Miss Fortune? Yes, I reckon they were inspired by LoL. But they gave her a choker, so now it's an original legally distinct character.

Oh whoops, I missed that the name was also the same. Nevermind.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My self-published fan fic also has a sexy pirate named Miss Fortune, but she's blonde. ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

She also canonically loves hairy Flemish guys and doesn't mind if they're a little out of shape. Get out your Kindles

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Russian pirate countess Enutroff.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Snack time, thread!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kheldarn posted:

Snack time, thread!


Detach me a section of that Kat Kot slab.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
One Kat Kot contains enough calories to fuel your Jalopkom Terrasvol car for up to three hectares

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How to eat a Kat Kot

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/InfamousParallelFoxhound-mobile.mp4

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



My fillings are screaming watching that.

(I’m guessing the current packaging is of a material that doesn’t do anything, but Kit Kat wrappers in the old days were loving torture devices for the mouth).

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



EL BROMANCE posted:

My fillings are screaming watching that.

(I’m guessing the current packaging is of a material that doesn’t do anything, but Kit Kat wrappers in the old days were loving torture devices for the mouth).

You ate the old foil wrappers?

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Snowy posted:

You ate the old foil wrappers?

If it’s anything like my childhood, you’d take off the foil wrapper, think you were ok and then when you eat the chocolate you find out that a little bit of foil was still stuck to it!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

EL BROMANCE posted:

My fillings are screaming watching that.

(I’m guessing the current packaging is of a material that doesn’t do anything, but Kit Kat wrappers in the old days were loving torture devices for the mouth).

When did they start switching over to ceramic fillings, anyway? My first filling was in like 97 and I've never had amalgam

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Snowy posted:

You ate the old foil wrappers?

I remember it being a trick when I was a kid, like putting a 9v battery on your tongue.

Phy posted:

When did they start switching over to ceramic fillings, anyway? My first filling was in like 97 and I've never had amalgam

All mine are the result of British dentistry, so I never had any that are the good kind.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

EL BROMANCE posted:


All mine are the result of British dentistry, so I never had any that are the good kind.
First time I visited an American dentist he looked in my mouth and said he hadn't seen work like that since the 70s. Some stereotypes seem to be true :cry::grin:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Humphreys posted:

Well I lucked out hoping this was a SD Flashcart like my SNES, N64 and MegaDrive ones but no, just full of hacks and some legit ROMs:



Hey now whats this then?:



What version is it for then?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
So, two things are going on there. In Europe, there was some licensing fuckery, resulting in some NES units like:


And others like:


However, they are both for the PAL format. So, this bootleg cart is probably only compatible with an NTSC NES, which neither an “NES version” or “Mattel version” NES is.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Uhh they're the same?

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