theflyingexecutive posted:

I'm sure Disney's lawyers know this and give exactly zero fucks

Sentient Data posted:

Maybe they're just embracing engrish? I certainly like that packaging more than something with generic committee-approved Brand(r) Messaging(tm) blurbs

Aesop Poprock posted:

“Power to turn into a torso” seems like a pretty poo poo mutant ability unless you’re trying to store yourself securely in the overhead comprtment

EorayMel posted:

Alternatively, just this would do:

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Play as Fidget Neighbor & be a gangster of town by killing innocents & frighten your neighbors with super hero powers. Use your fidget spinner & Kung fu fighting skills to kill city police, criminals & mafia boss. Do crimes in the city & escape from police chase or they will put you in prison. Use your Super hero powers of fidget spinner & spread terror on city streets by killing and fighting. Start the ultimate battle between a fidget Neighbor Warrior and the downtown police. The Missions of the Ultimate neighbor is fighting , assassination and guerrilla warfare. Fidget Neighbor is a crime game in which and you are going to Fight & kill citizens with your fidget spinner & kungfu fighting skills. Police and armed forces are chasing you in crime city so without getting caught escape safely in this fidget neighbor game. You have to act like a evil monster to put the big city on ultimate survival with your amazing super hero powers. It's time to turn on the real ultimate adventure of super hero fighting skills in this neighbor fighting games. There is rival Gangsters & criminals everywhere in the town to snatch your fidget spinner, kill them & escape. Now it's your turn to fight like a boss and kill citizens & crazy neighbors. This An ultimate street fighting adventure with epic fighting skills for fighter action game lovers!

Story of Fidget Neighbor: Fregly is a crazy person & nerdy man with the hobby of collecting different fidget models . Everybody in the neighbor hates him because of his ego & bully nature . No one likes to invite him to his house & Fregly in return always ruin them by attacking using his fidgets spinners . City Police often try to arrest him but he always escape. Even Gangsters, criminals & mafia boss chase him but no one can stand against his Fidget Spinning skills . He also sometimes break into neighbour houses & town shops to steal other Fidget Models . The people in the neighbor & other kids are sick of him & they have made a plan to takedown their crazy neighbor. So Fight & Escape safely in this neighbor game. Start slashing enemies with your fidget spinner in this Ultimate Survival game. Crush your enemies with your angry neighbor agility attacks. Be fast, stealthy, and deadly to sneak up on enemy warriors and kill them all with your strong hits. Slash evil gangsters with warrior fidget spinner. Kill gangsters with fatal spinner blade in this Crime game. Enjoy latest Action game of Crazy neighbor , blessed with the spinning powers ! The Fidget neighbor is on fighter mission to kill neighbors. Heroic battle between super hero Neighbor and police take a new twist as you acquires special powers of fidget spinner! Play this action packed city battle and kill criminals and gangsters with super fidget spinner powers. Try your dangerous Kung Fu attack & spread terror among the people. Enjoy this fun addictive game with a true fighter legend like a mafia underworld boss! Play Fidget Neighbor for an extreme crime simulator action adventure!

Munchables posted:

I almost had a heart attack at Fregly

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Play criminal escape games! Escape the high school! It’s not a romantic high school love story. Sneak out of this High School that is no less than a prison for the gangster after committing a crime like shooting. There are security cameras to monitor every crime move. Grab weapons to hit and kill security guards of this High School. Escape to the city of gangsters. Avoid security camera. Give hard time to the High School security guards. Win the crazy fight with city police duty officers. Hurt the high school sweethearts; girlfriends and boyfriends. Hit the teachers. Dodge them. Don’t let the police car chase you till the exit point. You are the best gangster of the city. Making a safe prison escape from the High School life is all that you need to do. Its okay if you have to kill the police that border this crazy High School in gangster escape mission. Hit them hard with your weapons. Run for your life. Kill the guards before they kill you! Ruin the romantic love story of charming high school sweethearts. Enjoy crime games adventure!

The modern technology high security checks and continuous patrolling of the guards can’t make it impossible for you to escape. Make a safer exit by sneaking in the classroom halls & corridors. Find out the tools hidden in the crazy rooms that might help you in fighting with the aggressive cops and guards. Attack & Kill real police cops with weapons like a baseball bat. Make your super moves to get rid of the real police officer in one go in this High School escape survival game. You may steal the potions to get more energy. Hide from the city border police in High School vicinity. Breach the laws. Get pass the security cameras, fight with security officers, hit hard the boys & girls, and sneak in the corridors with extreme stealth gangster skills. Plan a proper plot to get rid of fierce guards, aggressive wardens and the armed cops. Use it to kill the policemen by hitting hard on their head and body. It’s time to use your gangster skills and wisdom and do whatever it takes to prison escape with a criminal case. Don’t waste your life in this torturing hell. Run to escape! Crime games adventure!"\

OwlFancier posted:

Wait till the kids grow up and start writing creepypastas on the internet.

Phlegmish posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXjJdv5fj5k

Somfin posted:

Can't imagine why that would get pulled. What's the name of the song they're performing? I'm sure it's something totally innocent.

Kaiser Mazoku posted:

This one is....really unfortunate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRW07GAAUEQ

Grassy Knowles posted:

As a hot sauce enthusiast, almost all of the ones that claim anything about your rear end are mild as hell.

Guy Mann posted:

Choco1980 posted:

https://youtu.be/lbLqiKg9JkA

Pastry of the Year posted:

oh

oh no



it plays a bootleg, terrible version of "Seven Nation Army" too

SEX BURRITO posted:

I’m not sure whether we need to go down this rabbit hole...

SatansOnion posted:

He’s a good one, but Purple Hare-Looking Dude suits my play style best. You can’t hit what’s hiding itself at the edge of the picture

One Swell Foop posted:

Bill Nighy got ripped.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Choco1980 posted:

You could do worse in Chinese plug and play NES clones than Coolbaby to be honest. They're on the higher end of quality for that kind of cheap crap.