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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

I need to get some jorts, some of those ones with the little loop to hold a hammer.

i think those are made by Wrangler and they are rad

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would like a thread with tips for jerking off at work

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

psychokitty posted:

I don't think it counts as "going to the bathroom" if you went in your jorts unless you went in them in the bathroom (did you do that?).

no i guess not. epic fail :smith:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would like a thread with tips for jerking off at work

Here's a "handy" little illustration I made for you Hector.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

Here's a "handy" little illustration I made for you Hector.



:mrgw:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

Here's a "handy" little illustration I made for you Hector.



I LOL'ed

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

just ray posted:

no i guess not. epic fail :smith:

try it again later, i guess

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

OctoberBlues posted:

Here's a "handy" little illustration I made for you Hector.



Oh wow is this live footage new reporter blues ?

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I recommend Independence Day 2, OP. Politics Movie both!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Oh wow is this live footage new reporter blues ?

Smash it, this is an artist's rendition only, I repeat an artist's rendition - we were not able to fit our very large helicopter into the office building.

In related news a helicopter crashed into a virginia office building this afternoon, more as details come in.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this just in - it's raining men, hallelujah , it's raining men, hallelujah

back to you, steve

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Mozi posted:

this just in - it's raining men, hallelujah , it's raining men, hallelujah

back to you, steve

recently I overheard some 10-12-ish-year-old young men singing that at the beach when it started raining and I could not stop giggling.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

this just in - it's raining men, hallelujah , it's raining men, hallelujah

back to you, steve

Thank you Susan for the impromptu weather report.

Now Susan is the fact it's raining men somehow connected to the helicopter crash?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

psychokitty posted:

recently I overheard some 10-12-ish-year-old young men singing that at the beach when it started raining and I could not stop giggling.

We call the children in the biz

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I got hammered last night and made a thread about beards that was pretty cutting edge and exciting.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Dave_Indeed posted:

I got hammered last night and made a thread about beards that was pretty cutting edge and exciting.

Beards? cutting edge? Dave please keep the puns at home

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Thank you Susan for the impromptu weather report.

Now Susan is the fact it's raining men somehow connected to the helicopter crash?

quite frankly these men seem to be torn to pieces both emotionally and physically so that could very well be the case!

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Beards? cutting edge? Dave please keep the puns at home

look at his av i mean really meow

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

quite frankly these men seem to be torn to pieces both emotionally and physically so that could very well be the case!

I smell local Emmy!

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
See if you can get an exclusive interview with a torso

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