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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc


I couldn't actually remember most of my picks so thanks for the spreadsheet. Feel like I've got a decent shot - got Whiteside to Dallas and Rondo to the Nets which seem like good shots now.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Lmao how do I have Dwight going to the Thunder. That had to have been a scrolling error.

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


Ice Phoenix has some faith in the Minnesota FO

NeuroticErotica
Sep 9, 2003

Perform sex? Uh uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you...



I like Larkin to the Blazers, Dokmo

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


My picks suck.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012



I'm totally getting last. I have four bigs going to Portland.😭

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


gently caress

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



Lockback posted:

Ice Phoenix has some faith in the Minnesota FO

I just put all the guys I either want or heard we might sign.

Also if I wasn't sure about a guy that most people don't want I just put the Kings or Knicks.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

Shear Modulus posted:

lmao at the B_36

Please save your laughing until we have the results.

Then much laughing will commence.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


DAY 1 UPDATE


Signees

Andre Drummond to Detroit Pistons - 37 correct, 1 point
Hassan Whiteside to Miami Heat - 4 correct (zapples, Dexo, Terry Glenn, straight up brolic), 1 point
DeMar DeRozen to Toronto Raptors - 33 correct, 1 point
Mike Conley to Memphis Grizzlies - 17 correct, 1 point
Dwight Howard to Atlanta Hawks - 2 correct (xbilkis, Papes), 2 points
Bradley Beal to Washington Wizards - 37 correct, 1 point
Chandler Parsons to Memphis Grizzlies - 2 correct (xbilkis, homphgomph), 2 points
Nicolas Batum to Charlotte Hornets - 24 correct, 1 point
Al Jefferson to Indiana Pacers - 1 correct (joshtothemaxx), 1 point
Jordan Clarkson to Los Angeles Lakers - 34 correct, 1 point
Evan Turner to Portland Trail Blazers - 0 correct, 2 points
Jeremy Lin to Brooklyn Nets - 4 correct (Rick, ButtWolf, gnoma, Deadbeat Dad), 2 points

Leaderboard

code:
POS	NAME			SCORE
1	xbilkis			10
2	ButtWolf		8
3	Papes			8
4	Deadbeat Dad		7
5	Rick			7
6	Terry Glenn		7
7	homphgomph		7
8	gnoma			6
9	joshtothemaxx		6
10	Metapod 		6
11	TheSean			6
12	straight up brolic	6
13	Brogeoisie		5
14	Digger			5
15	Gobias Ind.		5
16	IcePhoenix		5
17	Lockback		5
18	LOOK I AM A TURTLE	5
19	NeuroticErotica		5
20	Paul Zuvella		5
21	Shear Modulus		5
22	Strawberry Panda	5
23	zapplez			5
24	Benne			4
25	Blind Pineapple		4
26	Carloslogist		4
27	Dexo			4
28	Dokmo			4
29	Douche4sale		4
30	Forrest on Fire		4
31	Jack's Flow		4
32	Predicto		4
33	the_american_dream	4
34	TheShazbot		4
35	Dr. Shithead		4
36	Athanatos		3
37	SeannieDarko		3
38	tanglewood1420		3
39	Vanilla Mint Ice	3
40	Whip Slagcheek		3
41	WienerDog		1
42	the B_36		0
SPREADSHEET LINK

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


I'm tied with Ice Phoenix who is banking on KD coming to Minnesota, but as long as I stay ahead of Dokmo I am pretty happy.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



Lockback posted:

I'm tied with Ice Phoenix who is banking on KD coming to Minnesota, but as long as I stay ahead of Dokmo I am pretty happy.



e: lol nobody had Turner to the Blazers

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jul 2, 2016

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012


Shear Modulus posted:

lmao at the B_36

I'm nothing if not an eternal optimist

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


DAY TWO UPDATE

SPREADSHEET LINK

Signings

Joakim Noah to the Knicks - 22 correct, 2 points
Kent Bazemore to the Hawks - 10 correct, 1 point
Luol Deng to the Lakers - 1 correct (Dokmo), 2 points
Bismack Biyombo to the Magic - 0 correct
Ryan Anderson to the Rockets, 8 correct, 2 points
Al Hordford to the Celtics - 7 correct, 2 points

*WILDCARD ALERT*

Matthew Dellavedova to the Bucks - 2 correct wildcards (TheSean, Dexo), 5 points

Gnoma predicted 13 of the 25 players listed to sign for the Lakers, but not Luol Deng who he had to the Raptors. Oops.


Leaderboard

We have a clear leader now in xbilkis, but it's still all to play for. Seven of the players we guessed are still to sign and a big wildcard signing for one of the chasing pack could help swing it even more.

code:
POS	NAME	SCORE
1	xbilkis	14
2	TheSean	11
3	Dexo	11
4	straight up brolic	11
5	Deadbeat Dad	10
6	Terry Glenn	10
7	ButtWolf	10
8	Lockback	10
9	Papes	9
10	homphgomph	9
11	zapplez	9
12	gnoma	8
13	LOOK I AM A TURTLE	8
14	NeuroticErotica	8
15	Dokmo	8
16	the_american_dream	8
17	Athanatos	8
18	Dr. Shithead	8
19	Rick	7
20	Digger	7
21	Gobias Ind.	7
22	Shear Modulus	7
23	IcePhoenix	7
24	Paul Zuvella	7
25	SeannieDarko	7
26	Benne	7
27	Whip Slagcheek	7
28	joshtothemaxx	6
29	Metapod 	6
30	Brogeoisie	6
31	Blind Pineapple	6
32	Douche4sale	6
33	Forrest on Fire	6
34	Strawberry Panda	5
35	Vanilla Mint Ice	5
36	Carloslogist	4
37	Jack's Flow	4
38	Predicto	4
39	TheShazbot	4
40	tanglewood1420	3
41	WienerDog	1
42	the B_36	0

tanglewood1420 fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jul 3, 2016

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc


Gobias Ind. posted:

I couldn't actually remember most of my picks so thanks for the spreadsheet. Feel like I've got a decent shot - got Whiteside to Dallas and Rondo to the Nets which seem like good shots now.

Look at this idiot.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



i wish that I didn't do a joke wildcard

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



I was so wrong on everything :stonk:

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012


Carlosologist posted:

I was so wrong on everything :stonk:

Keep your head up my man, nobody has officially signed anywhere yet - there's still a great chance all these guys change their minds before the actual signing date and decide to do the right thing and sign with the Raptors. You guys will all be sorry for lmao'ing at me then! :argh:

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice



College Slice

I missed KD, but the domino effect is gonna move me into the top half!

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


DAY 3 UPDATE

Spreadsheet link

Signings

Kevin Shookrant signed for the Warriors - 0 correct
Harrison Barnes signed for the Mavericks - 3 correct (Douche4Sale, Papes, Blind Pineapple), 2 points
Pau Gasol signed for the Spurs - 11 correct, 2 points
Rajon Rondo signed for the Bulls - 3 correct (Papes, zapplez, Brogeoisie), 2 points

Only three players left to sign - Dirk, Ezeli and JR Smith

Leaderboard

So after some quick calculations I think a couple of people can catch and tie xbilkis, but the only person who can beat his score is zapplez who will win if Kobe comes out of retirement to play for the Knicks and either Dirk signs for the Hawks or Ezeli signs for the Nets.

code:
POS	NAME	SCORE
1	xbilkis	16
2	Dexo	15
3	Papes	13
4	TheSean	11
5	straight up brolic	11
6	homphgomph	11
7	zapplez	11
8	Deadbeat Dad	10
9	Terry Glenn	10
10	ButtWolf	10
11	Lockback	10
12	LOOK I AM A TURTLE	10
13	Athanatos	10
14	Blind Pineapple	10
15	Shear Modulus	9
16	SeannieDarko	9
17	Whip Slagcheek	9
18	gnoma	8
19	NeuroticErotica	8
20	Dokmo	8
21	the_american_dream	8
22	Dr. Shithead	8
23	Brogeoisie	8
24	Douche4sale	8
25	Rick	7
26	Digger	7
27	Gobias Ind.	7
28	IcePhoenix	7
29	Paul Zuvella	7
30	Benne	7
31	joshtothemaxx	6
32	Metapod 	6
33	Forrest on Fire	6
34	Carloslogist	6
35	Predicto	6
36	Strawberry Panda	5
37	Vanilla Mint Ice	5
38	Jack's Flow	4
39	TheShazbot	4
40	tanglewood1420	3
41	WienerDog	1
42	the B_36	0

tanglewood1420 fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jul 5, 2016

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



I just want to point out that my Kevin Durant prediction was just as correct as all the other ones

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Metapod posted:

As long as my first prediction is right I don't care about the rest

gently caress me

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


Metapod posted:

gently caress me

Hey if Waiters signs for the Sixers and Ezeli goes to the Rockets you can still finish in the top 5!

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring


Yep, 38th place sounds about right.

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


IcePhoenix posted:

I just want to point out that my Kevin Durant prediction was just as correct as all the other ones

This is somehow totally true and incredibly false.

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012


Jack's Flow posted:

Yep, 38th place sounds about right.

I personally thought I'd finish higher than last place. Seriously Masai!? You couldn't at least sign Durant!? And then send Derozan to Sacramento (or the sun, wherever). That would have gotten me some points and moved me up to the low 30's at least. drat, what a lovely GM :argh:

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized


Spreadsheet Link

Since the last update:

Dirk resigned for the Mavs - 37 correct
Ezeli signed for Portland - 0 correct

Just JR Smith left to resign now

But in any case no-one now can catch our winner xbilkis.

code:
Almost Final Standings

POS	NAME	SCORE
1	xbilkis	17
2	Dexo	16
3	Papes	14
4	TheSean	12
5	straight up brolic	12
6	homphgomph	12
7	zapplez	11
8	Deadbeat Dad	11
9	Terry Glenn	11
10	ButtWolf	11
11	Lockback	11
12	LOOK I AM A TURTLE	11
13	Athanatos	11
14	Blind Pineapple	11
15	Shear Modulus	10
16	SeannieDarko	10
17	Whip Slagcheek	10
18	gnoma	9
19	NeuroticErotica	9
20	Dokmo	9
21	the_american_dream	9
22	Dr. Shithead	9
23	Brogeoisie	8
24	Douche4sale	9
25	Rick	8
26	Digger	8
27	Gobias Ind.	7
28	IcePhoenix	8
29	Paul Zuvella	8
30	Benne	8
31	joshtothemaxx	7
32	Metapod 	7
33	Forrest on Fire	7
34	Carloslogist	7
35	Predicto	7
36	Strawberry Panda	6
37	Vanilla Mint Ice	6
38	Jack's Flow	4
39	TheShazbot	5
40	tanglewood1420	4
41	WienerDog	2
42	the B_36	0
That's pending a few people's wildcard guesses including several who chose Waiters to someone. But none of them could catch xbilkis at the top, especially since almost everyone picked JR to resign with Cleveland.

Xbilkis if you wish me to send you your 'wonderful' prize then please PM me your address.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


It's always nice to have confirmation that I am a good and smart basketball genius

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TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011



Jack's Flow posted:

Yep, 38th place sounds about right.

39th place now :smuggo:

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