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Ok so I met this girl at work and we really hit it off. I've known I "bat on both sides" for a while now if you know what I mean but I figured she was straight. But she keeps dropping hints and innuendos and I think she might be dtf. The only thing that's stopped me from"going for it" is she's a witch (pointy black hat, wart, big black shoes, broomstick etc.) What do you think byob, should I try to gently caress this witch?
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by Hand Knit
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She cackles a lot. I think it's cute, but I don't know if I could deal with a cackley gently caress.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:23
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by Hand Knit
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And let's be clear, I like her but I'm not really in a good place to have a relationship. I just want to be gently caress buddies, not have her bring me to the swamp to meet her whole coven.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:30
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only one wart? smh, you scored some kinda low grade witch. go for it or whatever, i guess. ill be over here with my hideous night hag girlfriend being a lot more vogue than you
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Jun 25, 2016 23:30
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my witch girlfriend only shows up at night because her soul is so deformed with satans dark magic that the sun rejects her craven, gut-wrenching visage. bae
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Jun 25, 2016 23:31
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by Hand Knit
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only one wart? smh, you scored some kinda low grade witch. go for it or whatever, i guess. ill be over here with my hideous night hag girlfriend being a lot more vogue than you
You're saying the problem here is she's not witch enough?
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Jun 26, 2016 00:28
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by Hand Knit
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You're saying, at this point I might as well just find a normal girl and convince her to wear a costume and lick some toads with me?
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Jun 26, 2016 00:29
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You're saying, at this point I might as well just find a normal girl and convince her to wear a costume and lick some toads with me?
that's not a bad first date
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Jun 26, 2016 00:38
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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bubble bubble toil and trouble
should we go on this date
or make it a double?
everyone in the idf must die
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Jun 26, 2016 01:15
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bubble bubble toil and trouble
should we go on this date
or make it a double?
 
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Jun 26, 2016 01:34
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ill dive dick-first into a gelatinous cube if it means i get to gently caress something magical
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Jun 26, 2016 01:35
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ill dive dick-first into a gelatinous cube if it means i get to gently caress something magical
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Jun 26, 2016 01:43
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by Hand Knit
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Awkward issue: I'm 99% she's a witch, but she hasn't said she's a witch. I don't want this to be like congratulating a fat lady for being pregnant.
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Jun 26, 2016 01:52
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i'd go for it, you could probably score some lotions and potions off her eventually
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Jun 26, 2016 03:27
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99 problems but
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Jun 26, 2016 03:32
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Awkward issue: I'm 99% she's a witch, but she hasn't said she's a witch. I don't want this to be like congratulating a fat lady for being pregnant.
gently caress her, and if it's good say, "So mote it be" as you cum."
Guaranteed gently caress bud for life.
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Jun 26, 2016 06:38
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potentially very messy breakup. subtly tell her that the animal you least want to be but actually say the one you most want to be
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Jun 26, 2016 13:00
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potentially very messy breakup. subtly tell her that the animal you least want to be but actually say the one you most want to be
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Jun 26, 2016 13:14
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U don't have to post a pic of her but maybe find someone that looks similar b/c I'm having a hard time visualizing this and other potential posters might as well
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Jun 26, 2016 15:28
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You should watch the movie 'The Witch' to learn more about her culture.
vvitch*
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Jun 26, 2016 15:33
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Pozzo's Hat
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just remember it's not the size of the cauldron that matters
it's the motion of the potion
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Jun 26, 2016 18:15
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by Hand Knit
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potentially very messy breakup. subtly tell her that the animal you least want to be but actually say the one you most want to be
This is a pro tip and it never occurred to me that via reverse psychology I could not only gently caress a witch but end up as a majestic Appaloosa roaming the plains.
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Jun 26, 2016 18:47
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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Do I need to neg this witch?
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Jun 26, 2016 18:47
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can't wait for your next thread: should I gently caress this appaloosa?
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Jun 26, 2016 19:42
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Do I need to neg this witch?
nah just be real.
also, does she have any pets/familiars?
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Jun 26, 2016 20:24
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just remember it's not the size of the cauldron that matters
it's the motion of the potion
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Jun 26, 2016 20:39
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romantic pick up line: i feel like i've had a love potion whenever im with you
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Jun 26, 2016 20:40
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hey beautiful, no fair, you must have cast a love spell on me because i just can't stop thinking about you
No? You didn't? :/
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Jun 26, 2016 21:03
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romantic pick up line: i feel like i've had a love potion whenever im with you
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Jun 26, 2016 21:04
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They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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any hole's a goal
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Jun 26, 2016 23:01
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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you should burn witches, op
I'm not going to get herpes just to satisfy her, sorry.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:27
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:46
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:38
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lol excellent
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Jun 27, 2016 00:58
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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i'm not seeing a downside here
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