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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Bargearse posted:

i'm not seeing a downside here

What if she becomes too clingy. I'm not looking for a commitment. What if her cat is watching. Is that just like when a normal cat watches you gently caress or is it weirder because he's a familiar?

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MrWillsauce

is it normal for you to gently caress with a feline audience



misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
My ex-boyfriend's cat used to watch all the time. Is that not normal?

MrWillsauce

I think that's pretty weird imo I wouldn't be okay with it



Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


that's p normal. cats are curious and observant, from my experience.

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
trust me you do not want to date a witch

i went out with one once and she just wouldn't shut up about her hex

FluffieDuckie

HighwireAct posted:

trust me you do not want to date a witch

i went out with one once and she just wouldn't shut up about her hex


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Sylvia Plathetic

misty mountaintop posted:

What if she becomes too clingy. I'm not looking for a commitment. What if her cat is watching. Is that just like when a normal cat watches you gently caress or is it weirder because he's a familiar?

More like over-familiar.

FluffieDuckie

Joshy Bear posted:

More like over-familiar.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
The answer to any question that begins "should I gently caress..." is yes.



alnilam

Bacon Taco posted:

The answer to any question that begins "should I gently caress..." is yes.

"Should i gently caress this lava?"

Wow it works

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Dear Abby:

I've been seeing this really alluring club sandwich and while things have been very fun i feel like the sandwich is really pressuring me to take things to the next level and get physical, but i am not sure if i am ready for that.

alnilam

Ian Malcolm: "you you you spent so much time trying to figure out if you could gently caress a mountain, you never stopped to ask if you should"

Cinderful

alnilam posted:

the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.

The Hidden Sherpa

Don't stick your dick in Wiccan.


misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

The Hidden Sherpa posted:

Don't stick your dick in Wiccan.

She's Methodist, I think.

google THIS

alnilam posted:

the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.

google THIS

I dated a witch for a while back in college. The sex was great but let me tell you, I always left a trail of breadcrumbs leading up to her apartment and I hid a small stick on my person because she had this creepy finger feeling fetish. I broke it off when she asked if my sister could join us.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

alnilam posted:

the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

alnilam posted:

the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

I dated a witch for a while back in college. The sex was great but let me tell you, I always left a trail of breadcrumbs leading up to her apartment and I hid a small stick on my person because she had this creepy finger feeling fetish. I broke it off when she asked if my sister could join us.

Yesterday I drove her home from work and I thought she was going to invite me up but she didn't. I don't know if she's not interested, or playing hard to get, or maybe she was embarrassed because her condo kept dancing around on its chicken legs and out looked like she was having a hard time climbing up.

FutonForensic

use a condom or she'll melt


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


which witch? haha. a word joke for you guys

im cute

you hosed an oven full of witches?!

Odysseus S. Grant

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
does she live in a gingerbread house, op?

like and if she wants you to check out any ovens you most def should leave

Scaly Haylie

coven kissin'

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

paco650 posted:

you hosed a coven full of witches?!

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
What else would a coven be full of???

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Delicious cupcakes

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
I like to preheat my coven to 69 degrees

im cute

misty mountaintop posted:

What else would a coven be full of???

NOT AN OVEN! A COVEN!

MrWillsauce

hey baby what time you coven over ;)



misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Today she casually mentioned that she has a couple of roommates. I'm thinking maybe I should talk to one of them, see what it's like living with a witch.

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newt flesh and chill

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Piso Mojado posted:

newt flesh and chill

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

misty mountaintop posted:

Today she casually mentioned that she has a couple of roommates. I'm thinking maybe I should talk to one of them, see what it's like living with a witch.

If they mention a brinded cat or a hedge-pig, and they've got a big cauldron, I'd be careful.
If all three of them get together, it could be trouble. . . Double trouble.

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
3 Witches = 3 Crones = Men-Hating Prophecy Sayers usualy. Stay clear.

<3 <3 Vanisher

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