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i'm not seeing a downside here
What if she becomes too clingy. I'm not looking for a commitment. What if her cat is watching. Is that just like when a normal cat watches you gently caress or is it weirder because he's a familiar?
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is it normal for you to gently caress with a feline audience
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Jun 27, 2016 03:31
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My ex-boyfriend's cat used to watch all the time. Is that not normal?
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Jun 27, 2016 03:35
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I think that's pretty weird imo I wouldn't be okay with it
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Jun 27, 2016 03:36
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trust me you do not want to date a witch
i went out with one once and she just wouldn't shut up about her hex
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trust me you do not want to date a witch
i went out with one once and she just wouldn't shut up about her hex
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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What if she becomes too clingy. I'm not looking for a commitment. What if her cat is watching. Is that just like when a normal cat watches you gently caress or is it weirder because he's a familiar?
More like over-familiar.
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Jun 27, 2016 15:44
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Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 27, 2016 15:51
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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The answer to any question that begins "should I gently caress..." is yes.
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The answer to any question that begins "should I gently caress..." is yes.
"Should i gently caress this lava?"
Wow it works
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One day nearer spring
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Dear Abby:
I've been seeing this really alluring club sandwich and while things have been very fun i feel like the sandwich is really pressuring me to take things to the next level and get physical, but i am not sure if i am ready for that.
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Jun 28, 2016 21:05
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Ian Malcolm: "you you you spent so much time trying to figure out if you could gently caress a mountain, you never stopped to ask if you should"
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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Jun 29, 2016 02:39
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Don't stick your dick in Wiccan.
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Jun 29, 2016 04:04
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Don't stick your dick in Wiccan.
She's Methodist, I think.
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Jun 29, 2016 13:03
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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Jun 29, 2016 15:38
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I dated a witch for a while back in college. The sex was great but let me tell you, I always left a trail of breadcrumbs leading up to her apartment and I hid a small stick on my person because she had this creepy finger feeling fetish. I broke it off when she asked if my sister could join us.
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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Jun 29, 2016 17:52
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the cute magical female witch was working at the reagent shop again today. she gave me extra mandrake and cackled at me. i think she might like me.
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Jun 29, 2016 18:25
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I dated a witch for a while back in college. The sex was great but let me tell you, I always left a trail of breadcrumbs leading up to her apartment and I hid a small stick on my person because she had this creepy finger feeling fetish. I broke it off when she asked if my sister could join us.
Yesterday I drove her home from work and I thought she was going to invite me up but she didn't. I don't know if she's not interested, or playing hard to get, or maybe she was embarrassed because her condo kept dancing around on its chicken legs and out looked like she was having a hard time climbing up.
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use a condom or she'll melt
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Jun 30, 2016 03:03
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you hosed an oven full of witches?!
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Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
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does she live in a gingerbread house, op?
like and if she wants you to check out any ovens you most def should leave
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coven kissin'
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you hosed a coven full of witches?!
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Jul 1, 2016 21:07
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by Hand Knit
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What else would a coven be full of???
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Delicious cupcakes
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I am a congenital optimist.
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I like to preheat my coven to 69 degrees
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Jul 1, 2016 22:54
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What else would a coven be full of???
NOT AN OVEN! A COVEN!
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Jul 1, 2016 23:51
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hey baby what time you coven over
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Jul 3, 2016 22:31
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Today she casually mentioned that she has a couple of roommates. I'm thinking maybe I should talk to one of them, see what it's like living with a witch.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:53
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Today she casually mentioned that she has a couple of roommates. I'm thinking maybe I should talk to one of them, see what it's like living with a witch.
If they mention a brinded cat or a hedge-pig, and they've got a big cauldron, I'd be careful.
If all three of them get together, it could be trouble. . . Double trouble.
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