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why are idiot millennials so obsessed with "opening" their failed relationships? do they have a suffering fetish?
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:13 |
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Lol she gets pregnant as soon as she starts loving another guy, good for her. I hope the author never breeds.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:38 |
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Rutibex posted:why are idiot millennials so obsessed with "opening" their failed relationships? do they have a suffering fetish? surely having a baby together will fix the issues but if that doesn't work it's open relationships all day
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:39 |
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Rutibex posted:why are idiot millennials so obsessed with "opening" their failed relationships? do they have a suffering fetish? Tying a woman down into a monogamous relationship smells a bit too much like a patriarchal value. If you're fighting for change, but are yourself pretty plain, you could create a situation in which you could feel disadvantaged and ....maybe, unique
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:40 |
Rutibex posted:why are idiot millennials so obsessed with "opening" their failed relationships? do they have a suffering fetish? they never learned sexual self-control due to easy access to pornography while children, so they turn their licentiousness into a virtue
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:47 |
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C U CK
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:48 |
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rakovsky maybe posted:they never learned sexual self-control due to easy access to pornography while children, so they turn their licentiousness into a virtue For some reason this post made me think of the words: Sexual Homer.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:49 |
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Did anyone actually read the whole thing?
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:57 |
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rakovsky maybe posted:they never learned sexual self-control due to easy access to pornography while children, so they turn their licentiousness into a virtue ah the same reason for the decadence and decline of the Roman Empire. except in that case it was easy access to high quality nude statues and slave girls
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 15:59 |
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Gaunab posted:Did anyone actually read the whole thing? i did (for real) let me summarize it for you. guy pwns himself. then writes pretentiously about it, using the style of "Cue *life event*... i'm feeling *feelings*" lol. the end
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:00 |
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A millennial was probably the first person to unironically say, "Take my wife...please!"
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:00 |
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Cue making GBS threads on the toilet. Cut to wiping. There's no toilet paper. I'm devastated.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:00 |
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I am Jack's flaccid cock
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:03 |
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He forgot to include a picture of the hero of this story, hot yoga owner Cam, the uterus whisperer.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:04 |
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im the hairy butthole
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:04 |
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Rutibex posted:why are idiot millennials so obsessed with "opening" their failed relationships? do they have a suffering fetish?
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:04 |
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down n out posted:He forgot to include a picture of the hero of this story, hot yoga owner Cam, the uterus whisperer. it's true, cam is the real hero of the story. also it's one letter away from cum.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:06 |
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If you scroll back in Twitter you can find some pretty funny stuff https://twitter.com/ianmack/status/203333904101412865 It also defeats the purpose of pixel blurring your former wife in your dumb article if you have your Twitter directly linked to it with thousands of pictures of her.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:07 |
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Hell Yeah posted:Cue making GBS threads on the toilet. Cut to wiping. There's no toilet paper. I'm devastated.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:07 |
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https://twitter.com/ianmack/status/191335020789637120 Would. I guess.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:08 |
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Read a little bit and came to the conclusion that they were just dumb hippies masquerading as average people. Goddamn Gen-Xers
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:20 |
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Yeah, I'll throw my semen in the mix too
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:24 |
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ian mackenzie is my second favorite member of fugazi
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:27 |
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i like how he seems to come to the conclusion, in spite of agonizing self-ownage, that polyamory cannot fail; only be failed
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:31 |
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Otisburg posted:i like how he seems to come to the conclusion, in spite of agonizing self-ownage, that polyamory cannot fail; only be failed Hahahahaha. It's funny because 100% of polyamorous relationships fail, yet it's somehow not the system that's at fault. It's not enough COMPERSION.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:36 |
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I gotta say, i expected the writer to be fatter
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:38 |
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has anyone mentioned that it's weird that his wife was having unprotected sex with her business partner enough to get pregnant, while they're still married? like don't people in this type of relationship use condoms for sex outside their relationship at least? god drat.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:39 |
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has anyone found his reddit account yet
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:39 |
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he spent a lot of words to say "man i discovered that cheating is cool and good ... why can't my barren wife appreciate that it makes me happy"
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:41 |
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just ray posted:ian mackenzie is my second favorite member of fugazi Yeah, Guy Piccolo was the best.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:41 |
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thathonkey posted:he spent a lot of words to say "man i discovered that cheating is cool and good ... why can't my barren wife appreciate that it makes me happy" oh wait nevermind i hadnt read the very end yet whre she gets impregnated by the yoga dude she started loving during the open relationship and chooses him lmao
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:46 |
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So uhm why is there an ongoing trend of internet men savagely opening up their relationship despite their wives protests and then getting brutally owned in tje process? Is he trying to be a hero? I mean if my wife was against open marriage I would take it as a sign that hardships can be overcome without completely changing the rules of the marriage.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:49 |
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:So uhm why is there an ongoing trend of internet men savagely opening up their relationship despite their wives protests and then getting brutally owned in tje process? Is he trying to be a hero? I mean if my wife was against open marriage I would take it as a sign that hardships can be overcome without completely changing the rules of the marriage. They've just trying to ~~disrupt~~ marriage because social norms are for squares
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:51 |
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:So uhm why is there an ongoing trend of internet men savagely opening up their relationship despite their wives protests and then getting brutally owned in tje process? Is he trying to be a hero? I mean if my wife was against open marriage I would take it as a sign that hardships can be overcome without completely changing the rules of the marriage. lmao they do seriously get owned every time http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:54 |
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Nick Rivers posted:Self-indulgent prose, fertility treatments, open marriage, trip to burning man, tarot cards, Cam the hunky yoga studio co-owner, Nintendo Wii, a section of "deep introspection" framed by the lighting and stubbing out of a cigarette, un-marriage ceremony, a pregnancy, a patreon link at the end, zero self awareness, AND MORE! add: hiring a doula and home birth, packing sad remnants of shattered life into a subaru hatchback
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:55 |
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Mange Mite posted:They've just trying to ~~disrupt~~ marriage because social norms are for squares They could just try to you know, put some effort into the marriage instead of blaming the system for their troubles and miscommunications, and then throwing everything aside because ~<*being free as a bird is the most beautiful thing in the world, also freedom solves all problems.*>~. (you should still definitely blame the system for basically everything and kill all rich white dudes etc, it just seems so drastic when there are plenty of normal healthy options, like marriage counseling and weird sex dungeons).
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:56 |
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:So uhm why is there an ongoing trend of internet men savagely opening up their relationship despite their wives protests and then getting brutally owned in tje process? Is he trying to be a hero? I mean if my wife was against open marriage I would take it as a sign that hardships can be overcome without completely changing the rules of the marriage. Maybe they believe they are like, top tier men, and an open relationship is just them convincing their wife to let them sleep around? That or something like it has to be going through their head, but I can't imagine going up to your SO, telling them you want to gently caress other people and they have to be cool with it, especially if open relationships weren't your thing before and you stumbled across them when you were finally ready to leave or cheat. Also if they were down for the open thing because they feared a sudden change you just gave them time and space to hunt down your replacement while maintaining normalcy so of course people go along with it until, unsurprisingly, they don't.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:56 |
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Hell Yeah posted:has anyone mentioned that it's weird that his wife was having unprotected sex with her business partner enough to get pregnant, while they're still married? like don't people in this type of relationship use condoms for sex outside their relationship at least? god drat. i'm pretty sure she did that intentionally, to end the farce of a relationship
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 16:59 |
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Gaunab posted:Did anyone actually read the whole thing? I did. It's the most awful, pretentious poo poo. It reminded me of David Sedaris' line about his students insisting that since their pain was significant, their writing must be significant too.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 17:00 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 09:13 |
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Maybe they believe they are like, top tier men, and an open relationship is just them convincing their wife to let them sleep around? the best part is this guys wife didn't even want an open relationship. the second she had the opportunity for monogamy with someone better she grabbed it
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 17:03 |