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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

phasmid posted:

your seed is weak and soon comes the winnowing.

:unsmigghh:

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Dicky mouse posted:

you mean an open relationship or doing a 3 way?

I feel that all the sexy devient stuff should be done in your youth. I myself had my highschool girl friend come on with her friend (girl) and we all made out together, even did some 3 way french kissing. It was stupid and akward but so were we.

Eh, living your life in stages like that seems dumb to me; you don't suddenly become a eunuch at 30. But, you know, just hire a hooker or something, it isn't a revolution.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

jackyl posted:

dude she went to fertility treatments when he was at burning man or wearing a guy Fawkes mask at some convention or otherwise not around

Man I didn't even realize that... the plot thickens.

Brannock posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean

But the scenario you describe is a lot rarer for obvious reasons, a model isn't going to bang some sad sack of a dude but you're more likely to find some dude who's willing to stoop down to do a lardass for 15 minutes

It ain't all that rare judging from Tumblr.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Roylicious posted:

Man I didn't even realize that... the plot thickens.

he didn't say that I don't think but it's p obvious

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
I like how he takes no responsibility for the failure of his relationship while making it absolutely clear that it was entirely his fault. This article was probably the high point of his lovely ridiculous life

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

jackyl posted:

dude she went to fertility treatments when he was at burning man or wearing a guy Fawkes mask at some convention or otherwise not around

no she didn't. she miscarried while he was on his way to burning man. He talks about being at the fertility doc when she's coached about injecting the hormone the first time (he whipped out his iPhone and recorded it because it was hilarious), and he talks about driving her to at least one of the implantation sessions

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
i implanted my dead gay son ama

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

he kinda looks like Zach Snyder

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Forever 21, but will never shop there

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

CharlestonJew posted:

Wife has a miscarriage? Eh she'll deal, gotta get to burning man brah!

Found a good photo op? Gotta race to the Huffy as tears stroll down my face at the beauty of it all

Ftfy

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I think I have heard that women can stop getting periods due to high amounts of stress, and I really can't imagine anything more stressful than some jerkoff filming every (negative) emotional moment in your life and putting it up online. And not only having your family, friends, or strangers viewing it, but having that same jerkoff always hoping that more and more people view it so that they can appreciate the lovely poetry he posted alongside it. It's like a Truman show directed by a sophomore creative writing major.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Stealth Tiger posted:

I think I have heard that women can stop getting periods due to high amounts of stress, and I really can't imagine anything more stressful than some jerkoff filming every (negative) emotional moment in your life and putting it up online. And not only having your family, friends, or strangers viewing it, but having that same jerkoff always hoping that more and more people view it so that they can appreciate the lovely poetry he posted alongside it. It's like a Truman show directed by a sophomore creative writing major.

yea I said earlier that he's almost definitely an abusive shithead. glad I'm not the only one who thought of this immediately

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

this topic should have been closed and goldmined pages ago. It's just another gbs bingo card now.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

opus111 posted:

this topic should have been closed and goldmined pages ago. It's just another gbs bingo card now.

he's supposed to be doing a video followup to the article on tuesday, that might be worth sticking around for

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

KiteAuraan posted:

Polygamy is bullshit. You just end up with a bunch of wives and they all become friends and conspire against you.
Source: A Nigerian professor I had who's dad was a polygamist back in the Old Country.

this is true. i had two girlfriends in collage and it was great until they found out about each other and became best buddies. what a nightmare, suddenly i wasn't dealing girlfriends but The Union

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Jesus man... did you graduate from "collage"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Roylicious posted:

It ain't all that rare judging from Tumblr.

I'd say it's probably not that rare for women to have the fantasy of their husbands choosing hot models over them, or for men to secretly wish their wives were cool with them loving hot models, but it's probably a little rarer for IRL hot models to agree to their part in this whole scheme the way big tuff dudes on Craigslist apparently do. Still plenty of fetish porn out there.

e: maybe if the guy is rich???

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I've never met a woman with that sort of mentality. Most of them if wanting to introduce another woman into the mix its for their own pleasure as well

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I've never met a woman with that sort of mentality. Most of them if wanting to introduce another woman into the mix its for their own pleasure as well

Well yeah I've never actually met a cuck fetishist either

This is all purely Internet poo poo, because (a) people are weirder on average on the Internet and (b) weird people don't talk about their hosed-up fetishes with people they know in person

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I met the female version of the guy that wrote the article. Also, my friend's husband tried to get her to blow dudes.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

loquacius posted:

I'd say it's probably not that rare for women to have the fantasy of their husbands choosing hot models over them, or for men to secretly wish their wives were cool with them loving hot models, but it's probably a little rarer for IRL hot models to agree to their part in this whole scheme the way big tuff dudes on Craigslist apparently do. Still plenty of fetish porn out there.

e: maybe if the guy is rich???

i think most wives would be more interested in seeing their husband hosed in the rear end by another man

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I met the female version of the guy that wrote the article

Please post any writings that exist TIA

Rutibex posted:

i think most wives would be more interested in seeing their husband hosed in the rear end by another man

This seems like an odd usage of the word "most"

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Rutibex posted:

i think most wives would be more interested in seeing their husband hosed in the rear end by another man

Yeaaaaaaah I don't know about that.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

loquacius posted:

Please post any writings that exist TIA


Firstly, she's the biggest whore I've ever met. She was involved in with a dude with a cuck fetish in college that pimped her out for years. And she spent college getting railed non stop

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Firstly, she's the biggest whore I've ever met. She was involved in with a dude with a cuck fetish in college that pimped her out for years. And she spent college getting railed non stop

Wow that sounds awesome.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
It would be if she wasn't a narcissistic sociopath. She is friends with a frumpy rear end sex therapist that touts the benefits of open relationship and other such great ideas as "staring at your own vagina using a mirror for 10 minutes a day, because its unfair that men get to know their genitalia and women don't"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Firstly, she's the biggest whore I've ever met. She was involved in with a dude with a cuck fetish in college that pimped her out for years. And she spent college getting railed non stop

I can think of at least one major difference between this person and the guy from the OP

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
She was "infertile" (didn't have regular periods) and failed at concieving a child for years but then "opened" her relationship (started cheating, trying to convince husband to okay it) and then got pregnant while cheating

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


I know a guy who got cucked. But it wasn't his fetish. His girlfriend, a typical manic pixie dream girl, decided she was polyamourous or some poo poo without telling him and hosed every dude at the bar. Somehow he found out and I laughed my rear end off.

Note: I was not one of the guys, I did not gently caress her.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

She was "infertile" (didn't have regular periods) and failed at concieving a child for years but then "opened" her relationship (started cheating, trying to convince husband to okay it) and then got pregnant while cheating

KiteAuraan posted:

I know a guy who got cucked. But it wasn't his fetish. His girlfriend, a typical manic pixie dream girl, decided she was polyamourous or some poo poo without telling him and hosed every dude at the bar. Somehow he found out and I laughed my rear end off.

Note: I was not one of the guys, I did not gently caress her.

Yeah this seems like the most common type of poly person (narcissist who finds out there is a philosophy that would theoretically allow them to cheat like crazy and play the victim if their SO takes offense) but it's funnier when it backfires

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
The poo poo always backfires because they're ego maniacs that are blind to the mechanics of reality (ie balancing the intimate emotions of 3+ people is impossible)

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Rutibex posted:

i think most wives would be more interested in seeing their husband hosed in the rear end by another man

loquacius posted:

This seems like an odd usage of the word "most"

Naerasa posted:

Yeaaaaaaah I don't know about that.
I've seen so many woman turn into horny teenage boys at the thought of watching two dudes get it on that nah there's a LOT of them out there.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

LethalGeek posted:

I've seen so many woman turn into horny teenage boys at the thought of watching two dudes get it on that nah there's a LOT of them out there.

Yah, once I had this really gross GF that would sit there with her legs up on the desk cranking her bean to gay male porn

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Yah, once I had this really gross GF that would sit there with her legs up on the desk cranking her bean to gay male porn

Girls are gross I can't believe a girl would do that

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Yah if my male friend shamelessly sat there with his feet up on a desk without pants on, whacking off infront of me, I'd think he was gross too

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
But maybe you're into it, who am i to judge

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Yah, once I had this really gross GF that would sit there with her legs up on the desk cranking her bean to gay male porn

The feet on the desk is the hosed up part here. Put your feet on the floor where they belong, you savage!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Yah if my male friend shamelessly sat there with his feet up on a desk without pants on, whacking off infront of me, I'd think he was gross too

Gf normally stands for "girlfriend" in this situation I took it to understand you were dating you loving idiot

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Sorry that was rude

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Whats the name of the man though

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