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A double pregnancy nice Bump on a bump
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:55 |
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Teikanmi posted:cuck Also these cucktales always seem to involve weathyish/ upper middle class young people; the guy's a douschey $150k + programmer and the fairly attractive 7/10 girl married him for financial stability; he has money and gets a big head and wants some on the side, she realizes she doesn't like him that much plus he's an arrogant useless dweeb. In past eras he would just have an affair without telling her and she would divorce him before loving a yoga instructor. I guess today they make it into a weird little ritual and write blogs about it
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:55 |
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Not the same book mentioned in the article, but based on the number of otherwise functional relationships I've seen implode after someone read it, The Ethical Slut is Atlas Shrugged for millennial narcissists instead of Boomer/Gen-X narcissists.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:04 |
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Oh Hell No posted:Not the same book mentioned in the article, but based on the number of otherwise functional relationships I've seen implode after someone read it, The Ethical Slut is Atlas Shrugged for millennial narcissists instead of Boomer/Gen-X narcissists. peep the chick's reading material in this famous cartoon the look on the guy's face in the last panel always kills me. "yeah, this is great. i'm happy with this, really i am..."
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:08 |
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'Fulfiling' indeed.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:09 |
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Horniest Manticore posted:peep the chick's reading material in this famous cartoon The stubble on her legs is a good touch !
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:10 |
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As a fellow soft white programmer it blows my mind that this retard thought he could ever score anybody other than his wife. I can barely score with my wife.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:11 |
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*pines longingly for a handshake at purning man*
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:11 |
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New movie at Sundance: Becoming Poly
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:11 |
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Aralan posted:I like this quote from the article: Minimalist Program posted:As a fellow soft white programmer it blows my mind that this retard thought he could ever score anybody other than his wife. I can barely score with my wife. Hello yes I am a yoga instructor, should I stop by for a consultation?
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:14 |
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We've made it five pages and no one has popped in with a "well just to play devil's advocate" post yet Also someone link that whole comic about open relationships because lol
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:17 |
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Minimalist Program posted:As a fellow soft white programmer it blows my mind that this retard thought he could ever score anybody other than his wife. I can barely score with my wife. I think a lot of these guys mistake "my female friends feel comfortable being emotionally open with me because I'm married and therefore 'safe'" for "all these women want to sex me and my wife's jealousy is the only thing standing in the way"
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:19 |
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This is the part where i knew for sure this guy was the biggest self-centered rear end in a top hat on earthquote:Scarcely two hours into journey, we sit in the vehicle lineup waiting to cross the U.S. border. I receive a text. his wife just miscarried and he is UNDER 2 HOURS AWAY but he can't be assed to turn around and be with her in her awful moment. nope. gotta go to burning man! me me me!
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:43 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:I begin using words like polyamorous (meaning “many loves”) and non-monogamy in conversation. I learn that you don’t make any important decisions during NRE (new relationship energy) and that compersion (taking joy in your partner’s joy) is the opposite of jealousy, but that both can exist simultaneously. abigserve posted:We've made it five pages and no one has popped in with a "well just to play devil's advocate" post yet How do you try to defend anything about this dude even if you somehow agree with him? If you wanna gently caress around just gently caress around
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:47 |
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Loud music plays. Dreadlocked men beat several large drums as I dance in the desert, my clothes heavy with dust from the day. "HEY BRO HOW GREAT IS THE DESERT MAN?" a man yells into my ear. He is a stranger, but in the desert there are no strangers. I clap my hands to the beat, it is beautiful. I lean in and yell back "YEAH MAN! MY WIFE MISCARRIED TODAY! DID YOU CATCH THAT CRAZY MOVING PERFORMANCE ART STATUE?? "
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:49 |
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Nick Rivers posted:This is the part where i knew for sure this guy was the biggest self-centered rear end in a top hat on earth i see another loss edit in the near future...
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:50 |
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Nick Rivers posted:This is the part where i knew for sure this guy was the biggest self-centered rear end in a top hat on earth Uh, maybe you missed the part where he totally understood the temple of transition and took a bunch of pictures, so it was probably pretty important that he hang out with a bunch of dirt people in the middle of nowhere, presumably with no cellphone service, immediately after his wife miscarried. "I just miscarried the baby we've been trying to have for four years" "My heart has been pierced with the icy cold pain of a thousand tiny daggers, is this what it means to truly be sad, I wonder? Anyway gtg the mushrooms are starting to kick in I'll text you in a few days"
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:52 |
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Minimalist Program posted:As a fellow soft white programmer it blows my mind that this retard thought he could ever score anybody other than his wife. I can barely score with my wife.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:58 |
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My wife blew me today and swallowed as she gazed into my eyes lovingly
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:15 |
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Nick Rivers posted:you will never guess what happens next! let me guess, he wanted an open marriage and was disappoined with the results
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:18 |
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Teikanmi posted:My wife blew me today and swallowed as she gazed into my eyes lovingly She did the same to me last Tuesday.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:18 |
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No. 6 posted:She did the same to me last Tuesday. It isn't nice to tell someone that their wife blew you
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:20 |
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abigserve posted:We've made it five pages and no one has popped in with a "well just to play devil's advocate" post yet Fine I'll do it. Open relationships are good because it always leads to hilarious idiot drama like this.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:23 |
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Mega64 posted:Fine I'll do it. I'm free tonight
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:25 |
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Why can't people just go to a "on premise" sex club, have some fun together, get it out of your system and then leave. No names or attachments.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:27 |
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Nick Rivers posted:This is the part where i knew for sure this guy was the biggest self-centered rear end in a top hat on earth i missed this gem, thank you. if i had done all of these things i would feel far to much shame to write it down. he must be a very free spirit
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:27 |
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Minimalist Program posted:it's a cool coincidence that the loudest word he ever screamed was the word "gently caress", which is also the rudest word you can ever scream. I would argue "oval office" here Also this guy is getting annihilated in the comments section, which is something considering it's HuffPo
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:30 |
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You can dress it up with all the pretentious words you want mate, but all I gathered from this piece is that you're a complete tosser. Madeline knows whats up
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:34 |
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Cue a bunch of loving excuses that the author believes is writing
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:36 |
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Nick Rivers posted:This is the part where i knew for sure this guy was the biggest self-centered rear end in a top hat on earth Why would he want people to know this
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:39 |
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reading this makes me have zero sympathy for women because multiple of them willingly had sex with this rear end clwon, presumably knowing what he writes likes because of texts - sorry girls this ones on you
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:40 |
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naem posted:Why would he want people to know this As with many things, millenials are determined to reinvent the wheel. For instance, this guy is probably now figuring out what "shame" is and why it exists
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:41 |
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Yoga guy sure likes it c uck the casbah, c uck the casbah
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:42 |
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Mange Mite posted:As with many things, millenials are determined to reinvent the wheel. For instance, this guy is probably now figuring out what "shame" is and why it exists FisheyStix posted:Yoga guy sure likes it
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:43 |
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FisheyStix posted:Yoga guy sure likes it This is not kosher!
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:49 |
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FisheyStix posted:Yoga guy sure likes it cúck me cúck me my friend cúck me cúck me again I'm not the only one (bangin' her)
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:54 |
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you guys do know you can write cuck again, right?
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:58 |
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I would pay cash dollars to read the wife's candid account of all this bullshit.
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:59 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:you guys do know you can write cuck again, right? this is what it sounds like when doves cry
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:59 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:you guys do know you can write cuck again, right? why would you want to?
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