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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Gaunab posted:

Did anyone actually read the whole thing?

I did. It's the most awful, pretentious poo poo. It reminded me of David Sedaris' line about his students insisting that since their pain was significant, their writing must be significant too.

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Otisburg posted:

"It does work both ways and, yes, I too enjoy sexual carte blanche. I just don’t use mine as much as my wife uses hers. What’s important is equality of opportunity, not outcome."

Jfc these people

Ie., I haven't slept with anyone else yet while Paulo continues to pound my wife into oblivion with his glistening rod

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Aralan posted:

Can you imagine regularly engaging with someone who, on being informed of the birth of your child, responds "So this is love. The willingness to be broken, again and again."? No wonder her ovaries refused to dump any eggs out while he was getting in there

--Hey u want anything from the store

--What I want is a fleeting ache. The pain that says your desire is real, and the sudden knowledge that it spells the end of that which you cherish.

--I'm leaving u

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



The final, irrefutable stamp of pretentious horseshit from its patron goddess

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