I asked for an open relationship with my wife...

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

why are idiot millennials so obsessed with "opening" their failed relationships? do they have a suffering fetish?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 15:36

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:20

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

rakovsky maybe posted:

they never learned sexual self-control due to easy access to pornography while children, so they turn their licentiousness into a virtue

ah the same reason for the decadence and decline of the Roman Empire. except in that case it was easy access to high quality nude statues and slave girls

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 15:59

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Hell Yeah posted:

has anyone mentioned that it's weird that his wife was having unprotected sex with her business partner enough to get pregnant, while they're still married? like don't people in this type of relationship use condoms for sex outside their relationship at least? god drat.

i'm pretty sure she did that intentionally, to end the farce of a relationship

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 16:59

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Turtle Sandbox posted:

Maybe they believe they are like, top tier men, and an open relationship is just them convincing their wife to let them sleep around?

That or something like it has to be going through their head, but I can't imagine going up to your SO, telling them you want to gently caress other people and they have to be cool with it, especially if open relationships weren't your thing before and you stumbled across them when you were finally ready to leave or cheat.

Also if they were down for the open thing because they feared a sudden change you just gave them time and space to hunt down your replacement while maintaining normalcy so of course people go along with it until, unsurprisingly, they don't.

the best part is this guys wife didn't even want an open relationship. the second she had the opportunity for monogamy with someone better she grabbed it :v:

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 17:03

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Nick Rivers posted:

This is the part where i knew for sure this guy was the biggest self-centered rear end in a top hat on earth

his wife just miscarried and he is UNDER 2 HOURS AWAY but he can't be assed to turn around and be with her in her awful moment.

nope. gotta go to burning man! me me me!

i missed this gem, thank you.

if i had done all of these things i would feel far to much shame to write it down. he must be a very free spirit

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 21:27

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

ArbitraryC posted:

I sincerely hope it's easier for single moms in Canada.

being a single mom in Canada is one of the best deals in the world

# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 13:59

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

KiteAuraan posted:

Polygamy is bullshit. You just end up with a bunch of wives and they all become friends and conspire against you.
Source: A Nigerian professor I had who's dad was a polygamist back in the Old Country.

this is true. i had two girlfriends in collage and it was great until they found out about each other and became best buddies. what a nightmare, suddenly i wasn't dealing girlfriends but The Union

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 14:31

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:20

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

loquacius posted:

I'd say it's probably not that rare for women to have the fantasy of their husbands choosing hot models over them, or for men to secretly wish their wives were cool with them loving hot models, but it's probably a little rarer for IRL hot models to agree to their part in this whole scheme the way big tuff dudes on Craigslist apparently do. Still plenty of fetish porn out there.

e: maybe if the guy is rich???

i think most wives would be more interested in seeing their husband hosed in the rear end by another man

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 15:33

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