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I'm at my night job and found this plant with these tasty looking fruits on it I am hungry and its covered in them. It looks kinda like the plum trees in my yard, but they're the wrong color??? Goons, I am placing my life and colon squarely in your capable hands. I am tremendously fat and hungry, so whatever consensus is reached by 2100 est (2.5 hours), I will honor my commitment with a picture of the fruits being consumed.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:34
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the safest way tyo find out is to roll them in a tortilla which will neutralize the toxins. good luck buddy
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Jun 26, 2016 23:35
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Eat the fruit, fatty. Worst thing that could happen is you poo poo your brains out for a few days and that'd probably help you lose some weight
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Jun 26, 2016 23:35
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It's a vegetable and you're a goon, so yes
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Jun 26, 2016 23:35
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put yellow mustard on them. if the mustard stays yellow they're safe to eat
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Jun 26, 2016 23:36
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:I'm at my night job and found this plant with these tasty looking fruits on it thats a loving tomato.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:36
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:thats a loving tomato. Well get a load of Professor Botany over loving here
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Jun 26, 2016 23:37
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why is it daytime at your night job
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Jun 26, 2016 23:38
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It is emphatically NOT a mater. I opened one up to try and glean any clue, and I know what the inside of a mater looks like
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Jun 26, 2016 23:38
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Iron Prince posted:why is it daytime at your night job Because the shift is retardedly long. I guess its more of an evening-night-morning job?
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Jun 26, 2016 23:39
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Voted Goku but I want you to know that you should eat it
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Jun 26, 2016 23:39
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Well get a load of Professor Botany over loving here Can you really not identify tomatoes? Also, for future reference, there is a way to determine whether or not something will kill you upon ingestion. You take a very small bit of it and rub it on your bottom lip. If your lip starts to turn numb, tingle, burn, or pretty much anything other than feel the same as it did previously, you should not eat it.
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Jun 26, 2016 23:40
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Have you tried cramming them all into your rear end op?
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Jun 26, 2016 23:40
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VendaGoat posted:Have you tried cramming them all into your rear end op?
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Jun 26, 2016 23:41
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VendaGoat posted:Have you tried cramming them all into your rear end op? I have not, do you think that'd safer than eating???? As I have mentioned, I am tremendously fat and hungry so I am rooting for "EAT IT, PUSSY"
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Jun 26, 2016 23:44
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Well get a load of Professor Botany over loving here I don't know whether to be angry or afraid
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Jun 26, 2016 23:45
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This thread is going to be pointless if you don't stream your agonizing death
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Jun 26, 2016 23:46
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they are delicious grapes eat them op
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Jun 26, 2016 23:47
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Looks like crab apples. I think my friends mom made pie with them or some poo poo way back in the day, I dunno op. Just eat them
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Jun 26, 2016 23:49
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Why don't you savor the flavor of my dingleberries op? 
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Jun 26, 2016 23:50
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crabapple maybe, probably taste like a bad apple or maybe an apple mixed with crab meat
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Jun 27, 2016 00:00
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If Goku wins do they have to go up my rear end? I need a mod to refresh my poll rules knowledge, but i don't want to be banned for homegrown
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Jun 27, 2016 00:01
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eat it and film iti then put it on youtube or get banned noob!!
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Jun 27, 2016 00:03
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Looks like a unripe malus fruit. It will taste bitter and give you the runs. So only eat one or two, good luck!
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Jun 27, 2016 00:19
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Edgar posted:Looks like a unripe malus fruit. It will taste bitter and give you the runs. So only eat one or two, good luck! Malus? You got that from a warhammer book you charlatan
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Jun 27, 2016 00:25
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Put it in your butt FTW
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Jun 27, 2016 00:25
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:If Goku wins do they have to go up my rear end? I need a mod to refresh my poll rules knowledge, but i don't want to be banned for homegrown goku always wins you stupid poo poo.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:25
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UPDATE: less than an hour to go, so i took a better picture I bit that one open, it tasted really sweet and made my mouth tingly but I could be imagining that because I'm expecting to die
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Jun 27, 2016 01:10
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those are perfectly safe gooseberries please eat a lot of them
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Jun 27, 2016 01:13
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Eat the eggs, smashmouth
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Jun 27, 2016 01:15
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I am starting to think that my internet friends do not have my best interests in mind
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Jun 27, 2016 01:17
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Eat a lot at once That way if poison the poison from one will kill the poison in another
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Jun 27, 2016 01:17
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donkey salami posted:Eat a lot at once I don't think it works that way
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Jun 27, 2016 01:18
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donkey salami posted:Eat a lot at once Are you a scientist? That does make sense
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Jun 27, 2016 01:20
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Zombie Boat posted:Eat the eggs, smashmouth
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Jun 27, 2016 01:21
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DOMDOM posted:those are perfectly safe gooseberries Eat them ... with your BUTT! 
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Jun 27, 2016 01:21
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Those look like wild plums.
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Jun 27, 2016 01:22
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ask here you dope http://www.mygarden.org/plants/plantifier
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Jun 27, 2016 01:22
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it's a common brushtail possum
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pretty sure it's a turtle without its shell
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