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CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

HELLO I AM A GIANT ANTHROPOMORPHIC BUTT I WILL MAKE JOE A BUTT.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 04:03

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# ¿ Jun 27, 2022 21:41

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Alasdair Crawfish posted:

in

Alasdair let's be super friends this game, because we are best friends in real life.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 20:10

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

COP I'M COP NOBODY VOTE ME I'M COP COP COP POLICE OFFICER I'M THE COP RIGHT HERE.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 05:29

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Wow I can't believe people are role fishing so blatantly smh smh.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 05:50

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm trying to play a serious game of mafia and you are all being silly geese.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 05:53

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Alasdair Crawfish posted:

okay im convinced lets do it

##vote:imgay

Alasdair Crawfish is Joe.

##vote imgay

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 06:11

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hello who is the scum

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 16:59

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

I am 100% not scum pmom

Well of course you're not scum pmom. You could be scum Kash though.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 17:17

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

PMom could be a lot of things.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 17:20

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

It's okay Kash, I'm not voting you.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 18:34

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

imgay posted:

is this game actually about youtube prankster joeysalads

Yes.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 18:25

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

dongsbot 9000 posted:

who wants to play a game of chess for joe's soul

I'll do it.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 13:54

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

dongsbot 9000 posted:

1. d4

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 15:29

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hello who should I vote

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:13

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

imgay posted:

Follow your heart

*eats a family sized bag of potato chips in the nude*

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:18

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Aight I think Jimson is vote leader?

More like vote WEEDer because he smokes weed, the worst of all drugs. ##vote Jimson

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:20

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

##vote keane

Kash is scum hoping to AA onboard my execution so he can build momentum.

Sweetheart, I'm Joe aligned and you're not going to kill me, thanks bubele.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 11:51

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Oh, okay, let me explain.

AA mentions that he feels I'm scummy early in the day. Kash votes me with no explanation, then challenges AA's vote on Jedit, hoping AA can be convinced to move down his list.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:06

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

Ah I see. you're grasping at straws

Yes, I am very worried about your one vote.

Alright champ, so explain your vote.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:10

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

It was a vote to see how you react because I don't have any strong scum reads so far.

Nah.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:13

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

Got any support for that?

I offered my most likely explanation for your actions earlier. Additionally, "vote keane to see how he reacts" is absurd on its face. You may as well have said "vote Keane and if my hermit crab starts moving around I'll get a good read." It's nonsensical and feels greatly manufactured.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:23

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

As I stated, I don't have a good scum read on anyone right now. Since you tend to have a pretty serious reaction to any votes on you, it seems as good a place to start as any.

I mean, if your hot take is "Keane calls out dumb votes on him" then yes, but you seem far, far more confident in your read on my meta than you should be, and I believe the last game you fell into a meta argument you were scum.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:46

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hey y'all, here's a Kash scum game where Kash plays up his knowledge of ~~~my meta~~~

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779054&userid=190650

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:50

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

I feel like you don't read my posts.

The practice of reading entrails (to see the future) is called haruspicy.

The practice of reading poo poo (to determine alignment) is called reading Kash's posts.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 13:54

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kash is Jedit scum?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 14:00

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

I think underestimating the depths of Mafia player stupidity is a pretty bold strategy.

Agreed.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 14:32

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

imgay posted:

im gonna take a shower brb

Put it back when you're done.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 14:51

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

##vote Kash

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 15:30

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

why?

Aren't drive by votes part of my meta?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 15:32

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

idk?

Hmmmmmm

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779054&userid=190650#post460842509

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 15:35

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

Are you talking about a game I was scum and using it as a real justification

You certainly have a habit of citing meta as a rationale for otherwise inexplicable actions when you are scum.

I'm glad you agree.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 16:17

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CCKeane posted:

You certainly have a habit of citing meta as a rationale for otherwise inexplicable actions when you are scum.

I'm glad you agree.

Kash I'm going to trick you into building a time machine and then I'm going to use this time machine to go back in time and eat you when you are a baby, causing an immense paradox.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 16:20

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Absurd Revolver posted:

kale

if we're going to be an astronaut we need to start taking better care of ourselves!

Also don't be too tall. :smith:

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 16:25

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

Except that's not what I did here so what are you even grasping at

You voted me with the explanation of "it's my meta to give a strong reaction", which is a nonsense move.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 16:33

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Kashuno posted:

Clearly I elicited a strong reaction from you because that's what happened. I voted you because I had no reads and wanted to get something rolling. You got defensive and have thrown out bizarre conjecture that doesn't follow logically.

Nah, you're a big goofball is what you are.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 16:35