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Dr. Killjoy posted:*suddenly...everyone from every terror group, cell, organization, defense contractor, and intelligence agency come in with everything for a huge party* 9/11 is no longer underage, and they’re no longer interested in it.
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ScrubLeague posted:also they knew they were responsible for a minimum of 3 deaths and didn't even slow operations until the FDA made them shut down for half a year to fix the problem Can you imagine if nuclear power killed as many people as ice cream?
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I know Trump and the background are from the bald eagle video, but what’s the source for Sanders? e: Found it, it’s an interview with Bloomberg where he does the monster impression he uses on his grandchildren. Platystemon has issued a correction as of 23:44 on Sep 12, 2019 |
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Forks came to Europe from the east, via the Byzantine court, where they were used by ladies to avoid soiling their hands when eating delicacies like candied fruit.
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Hypothetically speaking, would a person who rubbed that wall with a rag soaked in toluene be committing any crimes?
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Does Britain actually have a crisis of public sex or is Britain the only place that, one, has a funny word for it, and two, gives a poo poo about it? Platystemon has issued a correction as of 11:01 on Oct 8, 2019 |
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ScrubLeague posted:i can't see twitter on my work PC so i don't know if anyone's already posted it but the taco bowl pic shows that he's got a huge stash of illegal sudafed Anyone who’s not hoarding Sudafed is doing it wrong. I, for one, have enough to get through a bad flu season. Platystemon has issued a correction as of 01:50 on Oct 9, 2019 |
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TenementFunster posted:
I think it means “I’m doing this in the hopes you will gently caress off”. They didn’t realise that the “higher quality, PDF colour image” was actually an embedded vector graphic.
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It’s bad when anyone associates women with astrology.
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How can there be warcrimes if history has already ended? 
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500 good dogs posted:access denied I can't see it https://i.imgur.com/OIIeixK.mp4 “Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evildoings of Israel and the United States.” [crowd boos, starting at the mention of “Allah”]
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Pastry Mistakes posted:What was this? Someone responding to this tweet: https://twitter.com/kornfan420/status/1182920779106643968 with: She said “those are rookie numbers”
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Giving people erections is actively counterproductive to the procedure of drawing blood.
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Boomers are too young to be veterans of the Korean War. Oh hey it’s the car with the taillights that make it look like a dead animal in a cartoon.
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im on the net me boys posted:People will do this to prevent namesearching on Twitter to avoid mean replies but so many people do "B*rnie" specifically that you can just search that and get a ton of tweets Twitter’s garbo search is the ultimate barrier to such activity.
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duz posted:for when you get the wrong idea when your computer says it has performed an illegal operation Don’t be ridiculous. They’d never shoot a beige box. Broken Machine posted:musky has been quoted many times saying "safety is our third most important job" The way he actually said it was way funnier: “That’s our other rule: safety third. There’s not even a Rule Number Two. But even though there’s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two.” Inceltown posted:Looks like Scotland is leaving the UK It’s a pledge that’s brittle and easily broken?
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“This appropriated scooter—I like to think of it as forced sharing—is very convenient.” … “I used to feel a little bit worse riding it. I didn’t really want to be seen on it, but, you know, then I was out late at night on it and I saw a couple other people riding it around and they were also, they seemed to be engaged in criminal activity, so in a way it kind of legitimised it for me. We gave each other the nod.” Platystemon has issued a correction as of 02:53 on Nov 8, 2019 |
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Putting it under the cloche inadvertently gives microörganisms a fighting chance.
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:"War replaced with free everything" being listed as a negative is beyond parody. It's like something you'd see in a straight to dvd Starship Troopers sequel. Service does not guarantee citizenship. https://twitter.com/HispanicCaucus/status/1189577584335564800
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MizPiz posted:TBF, you could easily do the same for any Lifetime/Hallmark movie and they would all be hits in the gay community. This is the greatest indictment I’ve ever heard of the gay community. Profile pic stereotype is right on the money once again.
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Sweet Home Allemagne
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He’s right to unfollow Slytherins, wrong not to unfollow anyone else who identifies with a Hogwarts house.
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Sometimes people aren’t operating in good faith and it’s O.K. to tell them to “gently caress off” or to punch them in the face. hth
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Downplaying the Holocaust is the German equivalent of blackface.
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pillsburysoldier posted:
I hope they keep doing that. long enough to fall off one.
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Former DILF posted:We need to just loving encase Biden in hundreds of feet of concrete like the Chernobyl elephant foot Or the Runit Dome.
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The country has been crossed by car in twenty‐seven hours and twenty‐five minutes. It’s time trains matched that.
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Finally, an actual flat tax.
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I remember a time before militarised policing when cops themselves were recognised as civilians.
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What is a “mid‐week hub”? The scare quotes are so afraid of it they congregated around “chapel” instead.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I beat the Roman soldiers but them lost in a cutscene!? I instinctively hit the button to enter deadeye mode, but that was the one place in the game where the game automatically enters deadeye, so instead my input exited the mode and I got shot like a dog.
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Modest Mao posted:HK hasn't made any impact on world history or politics which is what the 'person of the year' is supposed to represent Bolsanaro would have been a more fitting choice.
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Communal 👏 model 👏 train 👏 layouts 👏
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