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"Hey it's me the extremely normal pizza guy who definitely did not do a racism. Here I am standing in a normal human style position for my website where I carefully explain how not mad I am."
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Rigged Death Trap posted:I don't follow the politoons thread anymore It gets brought up every now and again as a nostalgia thing but the guy that drew the donkeys like that doesn't get posted anymore. Is he wearing a star trek shirt 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:that one pussy isn't even wearing his tank 
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Pounded in the butt by Toad from Mario Kart's yeti pubes while Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street watch and crave gay rear end by Chuck Tingle
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Commentary: In the breastfeeding debate, what about the men huh? Won't someone please think of the men? 
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Blast of Confetti posted:the cops will mow down you and anyone nearby They'll also do this if you don't have a gun so 
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gently caress him. gently caress HIM! The worst president this country has ever seen. A complete loving failure at every level. Just a sentient blob of rotten dog poo poo. More brain damaged than Reagen, way dumber than W., Worse than trump. 
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Sure, Climate change is scary but as the symptoms get worse people won't be able to ignore them any longer which will force everyone to band together to find a lasting solution to the prob- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIG0Zt1M-P4 n-n-nevermind 
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Nov 1, 2018 21:31
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StabbinHobo posted:i like how "her husband gave a milquetoast quote about his opposition to a school zone boundry being moved a few blocks" got translated into "she personally fought tooth and nail to stop busing" Yeah leave Samantha Bee alone guys! It was her husband doing a racism on her behalf and his racism was milquetoast anyway so it doesn't count. 
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Nov 15, 2018 23:42
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When pirates are calling you out for being too rapey you might want to take a step back and reflect on the choices you've been making.
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Nov 16, 2018 23:29
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Lmao, anyone who has had repeated visits from Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses has fantasized about doing this. These uncontacted tribespeople are just more sophisticated and socially advanced than we can ever hope to be.
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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1067507024303452161 Mr. Schumer sir, let me be the first to say: welcome to the #resistance 
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Gunshow Poophole posted:what is even the benefit to this particular hilarious capiulation? are his big corporate donors... construction companies located in Texas? If Schumer caves in and I mean really caves in then maybe just maybe they will let him sit at the cool kid's table on pizza Friday. He's going to start at 1.6 billion and slowly slide up until it happens. Fingers crossed everyone! 
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I didn't know those Saint's Row 2 doo doo trucks were a real thing  If only someone had emptied one out at Bush's funeral that would have been great.
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the bitcoin of weed posted:https://twitter.com/Chicago_Police/status/1075064938530512897?s=19 RIP to officers Rocky and Mugsy who were hit by a train when a cowardly rabbit tricked them while they gave chase.  
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https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1093868302626107393 Pretty hosed up of Beanytuesday to dox me like this. Mods?
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I would unironically drink whatever liquid is inside that late term abortion mixer
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James A week of Garfield Garfield
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Eating salad with a comb should immediately disqualify you to run for any office at any level
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Feb 22, 2019 22:08
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Take it easy on the hand gestures dude. The way he is sitting looks like his wife is controlling him like a ventriloquist dummy. People keep comparing this clown to Obama but he gives of Jeb! energy. gently caress outa here with that stupid nickname.
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It's like a mannequin from a store that only sells khakkis came to life and learned how to speak english by only watching obama speeches. Mother fucker's face at the end looks like he just ate a bowl of poo poo and kinda liked it. 
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https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1106185918107521024 "America has a lot of serious problems. Someone really smart might figure out what to do eventually. But first you have to vote for me."
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Oh this poo poo happens all the time. Police conduct these fake school shooting without notice and get the school administration to play along. There is no standard on how to do these drills so cops just make up insane scenarios based on movies they've seen or jerk off fantasies they've had. https://www.scarymommy.com/lake-brantley-florida-drill/
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:peta has always been horny but this is some next level poo poo Peta: look at this really weird drawing of a man sucking a anthropomorphic cows big old titty. Makes you think twice about drinking milk huh? Most of the internet: Hell yeah! Give me milkies mommy 
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This should immediately ban you from running for any office at any level for life.
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kemikalkadet posted:they should put one of these things in it Worst doom level ever, I always just no clip through this whole part.
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Taintrunner posted:my wife introduced me to this chinese cop cat cartoon she watched growing up and holy poo poo is it loving grim That's pretty brutal but it's not the only one. North Korea has squirrel and hedgehog which I guess is supposed to be a children's show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37MdPmnXt8o
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uber_stoat posted:wow haha. weasel person takes a dart through the throat and gargles on his own blood. North Korea preparing the youngsters for the grim realities of war. There are even more brutal scenes that video didn't show. The show is surprisingly well written too. It's like a Jason Bourne spy thriller but for dead eyed North Korean kids who have seen some poo poo in real life.
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Giving humans we don't like rights could very well kill god if we are not careful. But getting caught raping kids for decades and continuing to still do it is just a small internal problem the church is working on. *Yawn* Should have it fixed any day now guy, no big deal.
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Hmmm didn't know turning point was pro socialism but ok, welcome aboard comrade.
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