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jackyl posted:or just install Kali and metasploit and play with tutorials on your own VMs then get a pen test job what chinese dialect is this, mandarin?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I looked this up and I imagine it's filled with people who look like that goon who was a nasa janitor showing off all his tactical gear It was pretty much exactly that and then some dudes who looked like the barf on couch goon and a lot of skinny 20-somethings in "No I won't fix your computer" shirts with dumb piercings
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See you on the wall of sheep
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If you're going DefCon 24, you are so super-chill and not worried about thermonuclear war whatsoever.
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Booblord Zagats posted:It was pretty much exactly that and then some dudes who looked like the barf on couch goon and a lot of skinny 20-somethings in "No I won't fix your computer" shirts with dumb piercings they are all like that now even b-sides and derbycon
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:what chinese dialect is this, mandarin? More like fagdarin! *high fives you*
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but there are some sweet vendor parties and it's cool to catch up with people you've worked with over the years and get hammered with them while ignoring most of the talks
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jackyl posted:learn how poo poo is put together and then make it work differently than the person that put it together intended So if I stick a cucumber up my rear end because I like the way it feels did I just hack god?
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:So if I stick a cucumber up my rear end because I like the way it feels did I just hack god? Less God, more the migrant farmer who doesn't wash his hands, ever
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Dr Cheeto posted:Keep all your wireless devices in airplane mode for real you dweeb Give Pat a Job posted:See you on the wall of sheep these guys know whats up. ytcracker says yo
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:So if I stick a cucumber up my rear end because I like the way it feels did I just hack god? no that's pretty much using a cucumber as it was intended
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Do they still give you a heads up to 'drop your tech' before throwing you into a pool?
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Cantaloupe posted:I'm going to DefeCate in a few minutes, I'll let you know how it goes
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Why dont they just arrest everyone there
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why dont they just arrest everyone there It's hard to get the smell out of the Paddy Wagon
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I thought u were going to DefQon but ur not so gently caress u
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Uncle Wemus posted:Why dont they just arrest everyone there
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Have fun at your sausage-fest nerd
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All the hookers in Vegas have their vags totally blown out by like day two. Just a heads up.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Hackers can turn your computer into a bomb be careful op 💻 💣 💥 Nah your thinking of old school 80's-90's hackers. Modern hackers are to lazy for that computer stuff. They just stab you. Stay safe defcon goon. 
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I remember when a "hack" was a felony that you did hard time in federal prison for and not a watered down "life hack"
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Al Cowens posted:I remember when a "hack" was a felony that you did hard time in federal prison for and not a watered down "life hack" life hack of the day: pay $500 to go down on a hooker for 15 minutes
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Don't go to any loving talks, not unless you are paid to go or it directly relates toward your current employment, as they will be on the internet within a couple months. Hang out in the chillout room and ask questions, sit at the bar and talk to people, compete in contests (*cough* like scavenger hunt *cough*), and otherwise interact with the people around you; there's a lot to do/see at defcon, very little of it involves any talk. This will be my 14th defcon; I miss the AP, greatly. I am doing my part to keep defcon entertaining, to some extent at least, by running the scavenger hunt. EvilMoFo fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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