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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Hoo boy.

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Fat Samurai posted:

Hey, GO, just walked into the office to find I'm going out of town for a couple of weeks for work. I could probably keep up, but I'd slow down the game for sure. Wanna sub in?

Aw, sad. Yeah, I can step in for Ambiorix.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Rally in all three Belgic Provinces. Rampage in Morini with two pieces. (I will of course deny the retreat and rout the pieces.)

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Retreat in place.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jun 30, 2016

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Actually, scratch that. Retreat all to Atrebates.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Yo, Vercingetorix. Do you have any interest in taking the next event? If you wanna fire it, I can pass now and block Rome's activation on the next card. Interested?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Cool. Belgae pass.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Brother, may I suggest you hit Lingones rather than Pictones? It would let you take control of Mandubii province, and then when I march to Sequani we can cut off Caesar's supply line.

Either way:

March all Warbands and Ambiorix from Atrebates to Nervii. March all Warbands from Morini to Nervii. March all Warbands from Treveri to Sequani. Enlist to March four Germans from Sugambri to Nervii.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Welp '_____'

Retreat to Atrebates, including Ambiorix. No point in standing around for eighteen loving casualties. What a complete fuckfest.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Pass. Averni, your show.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Rally, play one ally each in Remi and Sequani, pay 3 resources.

Enlist, march all Germans from Nervii to Treveri.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

quote:

Action Queue:
-- Gutter Owl : Confirm you are happy with the rallies I made for you.

Atrebates and Morini are good. In Sequani region, please rally an Ally to Helvetii, rather than a warband.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Corn: Can you somehow take control of Mandubii this turn, without Marching? It's the last link in Caesar's supply line.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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No movement.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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And stay out.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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March. 4 warbands from Atrebates to Veneti. One warband from Atrebates to Nervii. One warband from Morini to Nervii. One warband from Morini to Brittania. Four warbands from Sequani to Treveri. 3 resources total. No special ability (moving into Brittania).

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jul 15, 2016

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Rally in Atrebates (warbands), Morini (warbands), Britannia (ally), and Veneti (ally), for 6 resources.

Rampage in Veneti and Atrebates, one warband each, to drive out the Aedui. Averni and Romans can offer retreat destinations, if they like.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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What.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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I gotta be honest, I have no idea what the gently caress you are doing, V. I've got Romans up my butthole with 10 cards to even the remote possibility of winter, I'm not actually any kind of threat. And you're taking time to come bother me, rather than, I dunno, marching on Provincia and trying to overthrow Rome or something.

I mean drat, V. You're the best ally Rome's ever seen.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Uhm, excuse you Caesar. This is a family discussion about how to best murder you. Shoo.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Pass.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Time to refresh the coffers.

Maximum Raid in all six provinces I'm in. Take from the Aedui where possible, from the land otherwise. Should be +11 me, -4 Aedui if I've done my math correctly. No special ability.

I'd love to raid the Romans, but those stupid goddamn forts are everywhere.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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March, no SA

2 revealed from Nervii to Sugambri
2 revealed from Morini to Sugambri
3 revealed from Atrebates to Morini
1 revealed from Britannia to Morini
2 revealed from Veneti to Atrebates
1 revealed in place in Veneti

Flip all to hidden.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Pass.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jul 27, 2016

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Wait. We're on Boii, right? Shouldn't Corn have been eligible ahead of me?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
March!

Flip 2 in Veneti to drive out the Aedui.

1 from Atrebates to Veneti.
All others (incl Ambiorix) from Atrebates to Treveri.

1 from Morini to Sugambri.

2 from Sugambri to Ubii.

EDIT: Changed my mind. Added Rampage.

EDIT 2: Wait, no that's dumb. March only, no ramp.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jul 28, 2016

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Wait, hold up a sec. Can I take back the rampage? I had a brain fart.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Yo Corn. I don't know how much interest you have in this capability, but I could use a solid, and I'm willing to pay good for it.

If you pass, I promise I will fire the Catuvolcus event and IMMEDIATELY give you all six resources from it. (Important note, the event won't give me victory threshold, since I won't be able to control Nervii with the Germans around.) You'll still get a full command, you'll have your coffers set for a while, and maybe Ambiorix won't die horribly.

Interested?

EDIT: Nevermind. Rome will still have a chance if I take the event. Do as you like, brother.

EDIT 2: ...but if you were to pass and fire the shaded Catuvolcus event for me, I would be so grateful as to provide, say, 10 resources? (Remember, this will also push the senate towards Uproar, which can help you with your legion-killing goal.)

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jul 29, 2016

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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March.

Treveri --> 3 to Sequani. 4+Ambiorix to Atrebates.
Ubii --> 2 to Sequani
Sugumbri --> 3 to Ubii
Veneti --> 2 to Atrebates.

Enlist the Germans in Nervii to ambush the Roman fort.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Tekopo posted:

Germans in Nervii would cause 0 losses: (1/2 + 1/2 )/2 = 1/2, round down to 0.

Right. I can math.

Enlist to march them into Treveri, then. Might as well get them off my property before they start getting squirrelly.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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That puts the Aedui at 5 allies+citadels, to Belgae's 5, Averni's 6, and Rome's 1. If the Aedui Rally+Suborn in Mandubii, that'll put them 6 to 5/5/1, which is an Aedui victory.

Just a heads up.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Retreat to Ubii.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Pull the straggler from Veneti to Atrebates. That's all.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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March all from Ubii to Treveri
March all from Morini to Nervii

Rampage in Atrebates, flipping one warband to drive out the Aedui.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 9, 2016

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Like, probably? I'll decide when I see the numbers.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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That would be four retreating pieces, correct?

If that's correct, welcome brother.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Math :pseudo:

Still fine.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Ambush Romans in Treveri, Nervii, and Atrebates.

Get out.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Aug 17, 2016

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

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Wait, that doesn't actually work because of halving. loving forts.

Instead, Rally in Atrebates (Ally), Nervii (Ally), and Morini (dudes).

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