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MicrowavesMom
Feb 27, 2015

Are these boys really your friends?
Common dudes, let's rassle

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
No thank you, think I'll take a pass

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my mom says i can't because of an inner ear problem

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im covered in mucus

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'll rassle microwaves mom all goddamn 30 seconds til I'm done and pass out

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*punches op so hard in the face that he dies*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
lets wrestle

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i've heard the romans and greeks used to use olive oil, lets lube up and grapple with each other

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my mom said my fuckin ears would asplode if i join wrestling because of a problem the dr found

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Luvcow posted:

i've heard the romans and greeks used to use olive oil, lets lube up and grapple with each other

They then scrapped the grimy oil off afterwards snd that's how they would clean themselves

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hector Beerlioz posted:

They then scrapped the grimy oil off afterwards snd that's how they would clean themselves

i am so into this, lets wear nothing but loin cloths

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Luvcow posted:

i am so into this, lets wear nothing but loin cloths

Romans did it nude

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

hehe, just wrestling ma'am

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I only got one speed and it's balls out

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Romans did it nude


its historically accurate ma'am

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

MicrowavesMom posted:

Common dudes, let's rassle

* gets down in the start position *
* arches back, raising buttocks in the air ever so *

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

*punches op so hard in the face that he dies*

sweet do me next

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Cage match

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Iron Prince posted:

sweet do me next

*fucks iron prince so good and right he dies of bliss*

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*floats back into thread as a ghost*

just came back to say you got some vicious dome action, hector

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lets go gonna lay down a whuppin OP

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

im going to do the ol' "smoke a dope" maneuver" if anyone wants to help me out

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like the Turkish oil wrestling, they glisten in the sun.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im the unexpectred boner

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Woah Woah your finger doesn't go there

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Wheres the jello

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jeff smisek posted:

Wheres the jello

If it was up your butt you'd know it











Trust me

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
gonna get ya in the nut breaker op :q:


Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

gonna get ya in the nut breaker op :q:

Calm down nooner

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
You can have your way with me if you can pin me down. They used to call me The Wet Noodle in gym class.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W43yEbhrkw

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Champenema posted:

You can have your way with me if you can pin me down. They used to call me The Wet Noodle in gym class.

that wasn't your only nickname :wiggle:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Nice original name

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

spud posted:

I like the Turkish oil wrestling, they glisten in the sun.





:ccb: :gizz: :shlick: :circlefap:

MicrowavesMom
Feb 27, 2015

Are these boys really your friends?

Microwaves Mom posted:

Nice original name

Let's check those regdates wiseGUY

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

MicrowavesMom posted:

Common dudes, let's rassle

I've known a few blokes like you. Get a little drunk, wanna take off your shirt and hug a man. Totally straight hugging of course. Meet me behind the dumpster in five

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

just a heads up i'm probably going to kill everyone in this thread eventually starting with the OP and working my way down until i get to myself

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

just a heads up i'm probably going to kill everyone in this thread eventually starting with the OP and working my way down until i get to myself

I will murder you with my fists and feet

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I will murder you with my fists and feet

all he needs to do is look at you and he'll keel over

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