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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

boom boom boom posted:

There's actually been serveral proposals to re-do the states. None of them got farther than "a dude had an idea" tho

california had a chance to break up into six normal states instead of continuing on as the dysfunctional model of the federal government they have now just last year, but rejected it

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Nobody with an ounce of sanity wants Fresno or Imperial County to be separate states.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I just figured out how we could make Britain part of the US, and let them keep the queen as their leader while still staying within the constitution's ban on monarchy. Just make her a high school football coach.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Maoist Pussy posted:

Nobody with an ounce of sanity wants Fresno or Imperial County to be separate states.
far better for the entire region to be destroyed under the weight of its incompetent bankrupt government I guess

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Look, man, I would love to see the oilfields and orchards nationalized as much as the next guy, but, on the other hand, literally the State of YOLO.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I like the idea of a state called "Big Thicket", sounds like an imported West Germany porno mag from the latter 1970s.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I like this but some of these names are awful

I'm not living in loving Casco :colbert:

also lol at putting Hawaii in Oregon

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

City of Tampa posted:

have you ever seen any of the non-coastal states? England is nicer than all of them

we should let England be a state, but we should combine two of the empty states so that we still have a nice round number of 50 states. Combine the Dakotas or just give one to Canada or whatever

Bullshit the 51 state flag is baller a heck.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

boom boom boom posted:

I just figured out how we could make Britain part of the US, and let them keep the queen as their leader while still staying within the constitution's ban on monarchy. Just make her a high school football coach.

I'd happily dump the queen for a USA passport.

It isn't easy to OFFICIALLY emmigrate to the USA, despite what you guys might think. Australia, Canada, New Zealand....hell most other countries have a points system that any idiot like me can pass. America? No Sir. Even Corporate sponsorship generally only gets you a temporary working visa and not even permanent residency.

You guys even banned the UK from the Green Card Lottery :cry:

We would never do that in Europe as that is RACIST.

e: Added officially as I obey the law.

spud fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jun 29, 2016

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Powercrazy posted:

Bullshit the 51 state flag is baller a heck.



LGD
Sep 25, 2004

boom boom boom posted:

I just figured out how we could make Britain part of the US, and let them keep the queen as their leader while still staying within the constitution's ban on monarchy. Just make her a high school football coach.

No, you just absorb most of Britain as a state and create a set of treaties with The Crown that leave it a totally dependent but self-governing quasi-state with complete freedom of movement that consists only of it's properties like Windsor/Buckingham Palace/etc. That way you can still have kings, queens and all of the associated royalty for tourism purposes, but it has no bearing on the actual apparatus of government. Think of it like the Vatican. Or maybe an Indian reservation for royalty.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

loquacius posted:

Pfft PR keeps voting not to be a state, there's no line. All the UK would have to do is vote a little better than they just did and they'd get in easy

their most recent vote like 2-3 years ago actually favored statehood but congress isn't moving on it because lol if you think they're going to let a completely brown country have representation in congress

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

spud posted:

I'd happily dump the queen for a USA passport.

It isn't easy to OFFICIALLY emmigrate to the USA, despite what you guys might think. Australia, Canada, New Zealand....hell most other countries have a points system that any idiot like me can pass. America? No Sir. Even Corporate sponsorship generally only gets you a temporary working visa and not even permanent residency.

You guys even banned the UK from the Green Card Lottery :cry:

We would never do that in Europe as that is RACIST.

e: Added officially as I obey the law.

you must be an idiot, everyone knows you come over here on your temporary visa, and immediately marry the most desperate person you can find and apply for citizenship based on marriage. with gay marriage now a thing its easier than ever!

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LGD posted:

No, you just absorb most of Britain as a state and create a set of treaties with The Crown that leave it a totally dependent but self-governing quasi-state with complete freedom of movement that consists only of it's properties like Windsor/Buckingham Palace/etc. That way you can still have kings, queens and all of the associated royalty for tourism purposes, but it has no bearing on the actual apparatus of government. Think of it like the Vatican. Or maybe an Indian reservation for royalty.

Buckingham palace is the most expensive house in the world (that noone can actually buy). If we joined the US, probably 50million people would move over and then the Queen would be left in her big, cheap, lovely house, all alone.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
This is a good idea !! It's time to draw the lines since WW3 is almost here. We fought well together, the british & americans !

Every responsible child should invite an elderly parent to live with them when they can't do it by themselves. It's the responsible and humane thing to do.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

spud posted:

I'd happily dump the queen for a USA passport.

It isn't easy to OFFICIALLY emmigrate to the USA, despite what you guys might think. Australia, Canada, New Zealand....hell most other countries have a points system that any idiot like me can pass. America? No Sir. Even Corporate sponsorship generally only gets you a temporary working visa and not even permanent residency.

You guys even banned the UK from the Green Card Lottery :cry:

We would never do that in Europe as that is RACIST.

e: Added officially as I obey the law.

Uhh if any of this were true clearly we wouldn't have a pressing need to make America great again, therefore it is false

Seriously though if it were up to me you'd be a state right now, just gotta introduce those royals to Monsieur Guillotine as a little show of good faith and we're good to go

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Haha git up off your fat rear end and get sewing those new flags Betsy. :clint:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

spud posted:

Buckingham palace is the most expensive house in the world (that noone can actually buy). If we joined the US, probably 50million people would move over and then the Queen would be left in her big, cheap, lovely house, all alone.
"You can buy HOW loving MUCH for $400,000" - the Average Brit

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

spud posted:

Buckingham palace is the most expensive house in the world (that noone can actually buy). If we joined the US, probably 50million people would move over and then the Queen would be left in her big, cheap, lovely house, all alone.

They can just turn it into a casino.

e:

loquacius posted:

Uhh if any of this were true clearly we wouldn't have a pressing need to make America great again, therefore it is false

Seriously though if it were up to me you'd be a state right now, just gotta introduce those royals to Monsieur Guillotine as a little show of good faith and we're good to go

Lets be real, the average American would be horrified by the execution of the royals and such a move would completely derail any movement for English statehood. After all, they're basically funny foreign celebrities who are Just Like Us when you get down to it. Except royal, which is better.

LGD fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jun 29, 2016

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Haha git up off your fat rear end and get sewing those new flags Betsy. :clint:

courtesy of politoons thread

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jBrereton posted:

"You can buy HOW loving MUCH for $400,000" - the Average Brit

This was me back when I worked in NYC in 1999, but lived upstate. It still holds true today.

LGD posted:

They can just turn it into a casino.

e:

Lets be real, the average American would be horrified by the execution of the royals and such a move would completely derail any movement for English statehood. After all, they're Just Like Us.

Wait, why did you introduce execution?

e: Oh that guy.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

spud posted:

Wait, why did you introduce execution?

I am unsure what else the suggestion that the English "introduce those royals to Monsieur Guillotine" would be plausibly interpreted as.

e: yeah
e2:

spud posted:

This was me back when I worked in NYC in 1999, but lived upstate. It still holds true today.

lol wait until they see how far that gets you in the genuinely inexpensive states

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I can't think of a better way to transition a monarchy into a republic :colbert:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

LGD posted:

No, you just absorb most of Britain as a state and create a set of treaties with The Crown that leave it a totally dependent but self-governing quasi-state with complete freedom of movement that consists only of it's properties like Windsor/Buckingham Palace/etc. That way you can still have kings, queens and all of the associated royalty for tourism purposes, but it has no bearing on the actual apparatus of government. Think of it like the Vatican. Or maybe an Indian reservation for royalty.

This is a great idea, especially if at one point we take their kids away to raise them with normal families

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

spud posted:

This was me back when I worked in NYC in 1999, but lived upstate. It still holds true today.


Wait, why did you introduce execution?

e: Oh that guy.

Where does a British national consider the line between upstate and downstate New York to be?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

never trust an elf posted:

Where does a British national consider the line between upstate and downstate New York to be?

I lived in Cold Spring for 6months and commuted to NYC. Your trains are poo poo.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

far better for the entire region to be destroyed under the weight of its incompetent bankrupt government I guess

Bankrupted by the voters in 1978.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

loquacius posted:

I can't think of a better way to transition a monarchy into a republic :colbert:

executions are for french psychotics, we civilized americans just bludgeon their military with other french psychotics until they give up and leave :colbert:

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

spud posted:

I lived in Cold Spring for 6months and commuted to NYC. Your trains are poo poo.

metro north? Yeah metro north sucks dick but at least you get to use grand central

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

never trust an elf posted:

metro north? Yeah metro north sucks dick but at least you get to use grand central

Can't remember the train service, but yes, I commuted to Grand Central everyday. I still found it amazingly beautiful when I visited nearly 11 years later, but it's a lot better when you aren't running to get to work.

spud fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jun 29, 2016

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Decebal posted:

This is a good idea !! It's time to draw the lines since WW3 is almost here. We fought well together, the british & americans !

Every responsible child should invite an elderly parent to live with them when they can't do it by themselves. It's the responsible and humane thing to do.

I move that that unified currency be called the "pondero"

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Apr 8, 2012

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Feb 21, 2012

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If they steppin up on me
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

far better for the entire region to be destroyed under the weight of its incompetent bankrupt government I guess

We're running a budget surplus right now.

The other states are just butthurt because CA has such weight to throw around. #1 population by a huge margin, #1 GDP out of the states, nice weather, no idiots passing weirdo bathroom laws, consumer protections, it's nice.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

I move that that unified currency be called the "pondero"

Its the "pound" + the "amero" + it physically brackets "The Pond"

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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I think we should take all of the British Isles and territories as well as Canada. Trump needs a bigger empire to rule.

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Maoist Pussy posted:

Its the "pound" + the "amero" + it physically brackets "The Pond"

I would suggest a new digital currency instead, the Britcoin

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I will pay $10000 to anyone that will marry me, please help.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



spud posted:

I will pay $10000 to anyone that will marry me, please help.

PM'd

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

spud posted:

I will pay $10000 to anyone that will marry me, please help.

i'll marry you but ICE won't let me sponsor any more visas so we can be married but you can't come here

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Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
The UK is a deforested wasteland of grain and rape that can't keep the pubs open past 11PM.

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