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Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011



it's called a bug-a-salt and it looks like a nerf gun but it shoots salt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ExWUk_f1I






i know in my heart of hearts that these things are gay as gently caress but i still want one

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Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009



seems p cool how much is it

Space cash
Mar 22, 2007





had one, the gear broke inside after like 50 shots and i had to order a replacement gear. Fixed it, broke again after like 200 more shots and i said gently caress it and threw it in the trash. Worked alright, now i just use a nerf gun

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

Where can I purchase this? I collect unique salt shakers and this will be a hit at my 4th of July bbq.

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009



oh i looked it up its 40 bucks

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec


This bug is a race traitor

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



i shoot up flies with bath salts

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008



Wow "maggot" dog whistle much? Dog whistle? Dog whistle?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Parallax Scroll posted:

oh i looked it up its 40 bucks

Can you put a price on the safety of your friends abd family

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Finally a new way to administer my cocaine

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can you put a price on the safety of your friends abd family

yeah

they offer a separate akimbo option thats 80 bucks lol

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005
i had to suck curbcheck's cock to get this account


satanic splash-back posted:

i shoot up flies with bath salts

and i just shoot up with flies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQtjJZ0Ltu0

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


I legitimately want a salt shotgun to blast insects and revel in all the collateral damage like a true American . I'm serious. Just can someone call China to make us one that isn't this piece of poo poo

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS



I want to use that to aggressively salt things while cooking.

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

I'm in favor of a salt weapon ban.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I legitimately want a salt shotgun to blast insects and revel in all the collateral damage like a true American . I'm serious. Just can someone call China to make us one that isn't this piece of poo poo

you can probably buy a shotgun and salt rounds. Unless you are an escaped convict Walmart will sell you a shotgun

Cuntington
Nov 25, 2011


Added to shopping list

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

I use this for killing the idiot flies.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Sorry man this av is NWS and i couldn't PM you to ask you to change it


patent pending do not steel

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006



satiates a true American's thirst for guns and salt

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





Their crap and dont work against spiders, the only bug you actually need to fight at range

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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My old roommates and I used to have a couple of these. We'd shoot each other more than flies. Also is great for salting soups.

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you can probably buy a shotgun and salt rounds. Unless you are an escaped convict Walmart will sell you a shotgun

No I still want to pretend its for shooting bugs and not get the cops called on me

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


I've got one of these except it's called a Winchester 1200 and it can kill a lot more than bugs.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006



SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Their crap and dont work against spiders, the only bug you actually need to fight at range
Except Huntsman spiders. If there's one in my place I catch it in a container and let it go free outside.

They're pretty harmless and eat cockroaches, also they're pretty cute. I found one in my bed a few months ago

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


thanks a lot tony

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


OctaviusBeaver posted:

I'm in favor of a salt weapon ban.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





Just lmao if you try to melee a spider

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Breakdancing is serious business, Midoriya.


Yams Fan

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Just lmao if you try to melee a spider
i like to engage in hand-to-hand combat, personally

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


You can be like emeril. These potatos need some more salt "BAM! kick it up a notch"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Be mindful of
psychological rejection.


Wow a great easy way to get salt all over your house, just what I always wanted

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



god bless america

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Can this technology be incorporated into a miniature PHALANX system that plugs into a computer USB port and shoots the flies out of the air with pinpoint accuracy?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Applewhite posted:

Can this technology be incorporated into a miniature PHALANX system that plugs into a computer USB port and shoots the flies out of the air with pinpoint accuracy?
Phalanx isn't capitalized but CIWS is. I don't know what band of radar flys show up on. Probably echolocation might be your best bet and put it at a frequency beyond human hearing.

Sounds awful complicated and a better investment would be to get a few bats or just a screen door or take out your garbage.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Pillbug

Gamer With Dignity posted:

I've got one of these except it's called a Winchester 1200 and it can kill a lot more than bugs.

I have a Win 500, it's a lot of fun!

Edit: Oh, that's a shotgun. I thought it was a break-barrel air gun

Anyway, when I was a teenager I lived in the basement, like all cool teenagers/ adult goons. I bought an air pistol that used plastic bb's for flies and large spiders.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



https://youtu.be/ILcVt9p7cug

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Just lmao if you try to melee a spider

Get your druid to make friends and then have a rogue lock them in a closet.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Spiders are not proficient at lockpicking

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Harrower
Nov 30, 2002


Some one fire this at my dick and balls asap.

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