July Games Floor Chat Thread

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july This poll is closed.
j	45	20.27%
u	54	24.32%
l	48	21.62%
y	75	33.78%
Total:	127 votes

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FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Here is a game that has Portal in the title, maybe you will like it Kewpuh

http://store.steampowered.com/app/374040

and here is some game about a bunny dude fighting a bunch of egyptian gods maybe

http://store.steampowered.com/app/441280

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:14

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

FactsAreUseless posted:

I strongly recommend you play Dragon's Dogma.

is that the rpg thats 2d and has the characters with the enormous tits because i think i have it already and didnt care for it but those tits man, they were huge

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:28

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

FirstAidKite posted:

Here is a game that has Portal in the title, maybe you will like it Kewpuh

http://store.steampowered.com/app/374040

and here is some game about a bunny dude fighting a bunch of egyptian gods maybe

http://store.steampowered.com/app/441280

second one looks cool first one looks like rear end poo poo though literally butt poo poo. i hate sandbox and crafting games like minecraft or the other one with earth digging

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:30

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

is that the rpg thats 2d and has the characters with the enormous tits because i think i have it already and didnt care for it but those tits man, they were huge

That's Dragon's Crown. Dragon's Dogma is a third-person action-rpg.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:31

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Kewpuh posted:

is that the rpg thats 2d and has the characters with the enormous tits because i think i have it already and didnt care for it but those tits man, they were huge

How were you even a games mod

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:33

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Shameful.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:33

irlZaphod: Mar 26, 2004; Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

im playing p3p, #fe and vlr right now

like literally all at the same time

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:35

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

Sakurazuka posted:

How were you even a games mod

ummm because i was number 2 rank quake 2 player in the world maybe??????? you think of that ?

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:38

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

ummm because i was number 2 rank quake 2 player in the world maybe??????? you think of that ?

Yeah, and now the number one player is Games mod. :c00l:

*fires rocket launcher wildly in wrong direction*

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:40

Kewpuh: Oct 22, 2003; when i dip you dip we dip

did you play doom (do4m??) fau. that was a good one

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:41

No. 1 Callie Fan: Feb 17, 2011; This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Wii U is a great Zelda machine.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:43

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

I want to go through more of my games backlog, but everything looks boring. I kinda just want to play a bunch of Igavanias over again. Steam and PSN have done a very good job of convincing me to buy games I'll never actually be interested in playing... I haven't even bought anything during this Steam sale, but I wanna say 85% of my steam is filled with crap I'll never play.

Gonna try and make a final decision tomorrow. Gotta focus!

irlZaphod posted:

im playing p3p, #fe and vlr right now

like literally all at the same time

Haven't beaten P3P in quite some time, that sounds good too... nnnngh decisions. I've been wanting to replay VLR too, but I don't have access to a copy right now, so that's off limits.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:43

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

Kewpuh posted:

second one looks cool first one looks like rear end poo poo though literally butt poo poo. i hate sandbox and crafting games like minecraft or the other one with earth digging

Idk, I think it looks kinda cute and it looks like it has a lot more depth to it than stuff like minecraft, tho yeah if you don't like crafting games and sandbox games then you're not gonna like it

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:44

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Kewpuh posted:

did you play doom (do4m??) fau. that was a good one

I haven't yet, it's on my list when the price drops in a couple years.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:56

FirstAidKite: Nov 8, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

it's on my list when the price drops in a couple years.

My man

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:56

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

personally, i am waiting for the witness to be ~$15

# ? Jul 1, 2016 11:58

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Can anyone tell me how the recently released vita version of Adventures of Mana plays? Is it really clunky, or is it actually fun? I really liked the cutesy classic FF art it offers, but the screenshots I saw made it look like they used the bare minimum effort for UI placement. I like hack and slash games though, so I've been debating on getting it for several days now.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 12:09

Alfalfa The Roach: Oct 13, 2012; You need to be a badass first.

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Reposting this from the June thread, there is 'Tendo T-shirt contest starting today.

According to the Q&A:

Kid Icarus not on the list 0/10

# ? Jul 1, 2016 12:38

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Kewpuh posted:

is there a new bloodborne or portal 2 yet

There are a few cool Portal-like games actually. Gateways is 2D portal on steroids and Quantum Conundrum was the next puzzle game from the Portal creators. TheTalos Principle and Antichamber are also really good first pirson puzzle games but it's more like they feature a similar atmosphere to Portal but they have different mechanics.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 13:36

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Hello July thread.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 13:42

Phantasium: Dec 27, 2012

The Grimace posted:

Can anyone tell me how the recently released vita version of Adventures of Mana plays? Is it really clunky, or is it actually fun? I really liked the cutesy classic FF art it offers, but the screenshots I saw made it look like they used the bare minimum effort for UI placement. I like hack and slash games though, so I've been debating on getting it for several days now.

It is basically a beat for beat remake of the original gameboy game, down to enemy AI and amount of dialog.

Like if you can't imagine popping in the original cartridge and playing it again, it's not going to be terribly different outside of the obvious graphical and music improvements (the music is so loving good).

The UI is bad but that's because it was a phone game first and the UI ends up only blocking like dungeon walls, it's pretty easy to see.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 14:10

Phantasium: Dec 27, 2012

Also you can straight up use the game boy music since you can toggle it at any time.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 14:11

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1iQE0zj-h0

# ? Jul 1, 2016 14:18

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

I thought Amazon would have a slightly cheaper price for the Overwatch PC port...but no, now it's more expensive.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B017NP822W/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new

:negative:

# ? Jul 1, 2016 14:47

Love Stole the Day: Nov 4, 2012; Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

That Street Fighter V game got its big single player cinematic story mode update today as a free DLC thing. It's way better than I expected and has the most plot and personality that I personally have ever seen in a fighting game.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 14:50

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Love Stole the Day posted:

That Street Fighter V game got its big single player cinematic story mode update today as a free DLC thing. It's way better than I expected and has the most plot and personality that I personally have ever seen in a fighting game.

That's good to hear. Did the add in the store yet? Or are the new characters still free to play? I bought a fighting stick for SFV but I haven't touched it since before Guile was released.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 15:10

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Love Stole the Day posted:

That Street Fighter V game got its big single player cinematic story mode update today as a free DLC thing. It's way better than I expected and has the most plot and personality that I personally have ever seen in a fighting game.

I'll probably check this out soon-ish. Is it all voice-acted like Mortal Kombat, or is it cutscenes with text boxes?

# ? Jul 1, 2016 15:15

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Love Stole the Day posted:

That Street Fighter V game got its big single player cinematic story mode update today as a free DLC thing. It's way better than I expected and has the most plot and personality that I personally have ever seen in a fighting game.

Yeah, I watched some yesterday and really enjoyed it. Looks like the new Mortal Kombat story mode style is here to stay, and I'm just fine with that. Not that I should even weigh in since I don't get these games until they're dirt cheap, but I like that approach

# ? Jul 1, 2016 15:17

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Can't wait to dip back into this and realize I lost the timing for all of Karin's poo poo. At least I still remember what my hit-confirm is :negative:

# ? Jul 1, 2016 15:20

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

deadly_pudding posted:

poo poo, that reminded me. The dance-floor road in Mario Kart 8 is pretty good, too. The little floor tiles light up with colors where people are driving over them.

Roads are not floors.

# ? Jul 1, 2016 15:22