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i want to have a child so that some day we can have this exchange: "dad, want to hear a joke?" "sure, son." "9/11" then we lol
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your child wont know what 9/11 is, he will be too busy WATCHING PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE INTERNET
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Jul 1, 2016 04:06
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get them to do all the chores
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Jul 1, 2016 04:07
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AugmentedVision posted:your child wont know what 9/11 is, he will be too busy WATCHING PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE INTERNET cool we can do that together
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Jul 1, 2016 04:07
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AugmentedVision posted:your child wont know what 9/11 is, he will be too busy WATCHING PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE INTERNET or the simpsons.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:07
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that's a pretty good reason, OP
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Jul 1, 2016 04:08
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There is only one logical reason to have a child, so they can care for you when you are too old to care for yourself. So go ahead, be selfish and procreate. But if you are selfish by nature, you will raise lovely children who will abandon you to a miserable death. It's a real Catch-22, isn't it?
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Jul 1, 2016 04:33
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Bagarthach posted:There is only one logical reason to have a child, so they can care for you when you are too old to care for yourself. OH EM GEE learn to care about someone other then yourself?!?!?!? Not In My Baby Boomer Back Yard.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:34
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logical phalluses posted:i want to have a child so that some day we can have this exchange: i hope your son tells you it was 911 and not 9/11 "God, DAD, that's Public Enemy. Don't you know anything??"
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Jul 1, 2016 04:34
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Horniest Manticore posted:i hope your son tells you it was 911 and not 9/11 im not making a reference to the public enemy song im saying the event, wherein planes flew into the twin towers, dubbed 9/11, is funny.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:39
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train them to be an assassin and then when they run away to find their calling as an oxy dealer wonder what you did wrong
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Jul 1, 2016 04:39
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logical phalluses posted:im not making a reference to the public enemy song im saying the event, wherein planes flew into the twin towers, dubbed 9/11, is funny. that's cool, carry on 
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Jul 1, 2016 04:40
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Reasons to have children: 1.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:43
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Jul 1, 2016 04:44
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logical phalluses posted:i want to have a child so that some day we can have this exchange: The 9/11 knock knock joke is the way to go.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:44
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Hey kid, get me a beer
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Jul 1, 2016 04:46
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All accidents are the work of God
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Jul 1, 2016 04:46
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Jul 1, 2016 04:47
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VendaGoat posted:
if your partner has comically oversized circustits there's literally no reason not to titty gently caress
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Jul 1, 2016 04:50
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Because killing kids are for sick Margaret Sanger worshiping liberals. Wish we could tear you all apart in the same fashion.
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Jul 1, 2016 04:54
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Horniest Manticore posted:if your partner has comically oversized circustits there's literally no reason not to titty gently caress 
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Jul 1, 2016 04:55
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TEAH SYAG posted:Because killing kids are for sick Margaret Sanger worshiping liberals. Wish we could tear you all apart in the same fashion. killing kids IS, you ungrammatical swine
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Jul 1, 2016 04:55
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My posts are grammar fluid, you are supposed to accept
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Jul 1, 2016 04:57
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u get to show him the 9/11 GBS thread and resulting 9/11 themed gifs too OP
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Jul 1, 2016 04:57
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Jul 1, 2016 04:58
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wanna dump my kids with grandma while i stand in line at vons and offer to buy your groceries with my WIC card for 50 cents to my dollar
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Jul 1, 2016 04:59
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I guess to yell at something after a hard days work at the computer mines.
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Jul 1, 2016 05:34
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to look less creepy at playgrounds
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Jul 1, 2016 05:38
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If you're lucky you can get an uncommon or rare one. You can try the cash shop but there's a complicated rental process because of course they want to make money not selling them outright.
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Jul 1, 2016 05:41
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:If you're lucky you can get an uncommon or rare one. You can try the cash shop but there's a complicated rental process because of course they want to make money not selling them outright. 
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Jul 1, 2016 05:46
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Maybe it will save your marriage
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Jul 1, 2016 05:58
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Pththya-lyi posted:Maybe it will save your marriage note: it will not save your marriage, but it will give you a new weapon to use against your spouse in your increasingly frequent shouting matches
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Jul 1, 2016 06:10
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So you can pull a Benoit.
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Jul 1, 2016 06:10
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I'd like to have twins some day. I'm very curious about how they work
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Jul 1, 2016 06:13
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Cause this liver ain't lasting into old age, I can tell you that much.
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Jul 1, 2016 06:13
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So your mom will stop asking you when you're going to give her a grandchild
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Jul 1, 2016 06:15
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MOOBS! posted:wanna dump my kids with grandma while i stand in line at vons and offer to buy your groceries with my WIC card for 50 cents to my dollar HEY! Moobs and his deeply disturbing avatars is back!
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Jul 1, 2016 06:17
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Jul 1, 2016 06:17
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I guess turning a woman into a factory for making copies of yourself is sorta alpha?
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Jul 1, 2016 06:19
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Maoist Pussy posted:I guess turning a woman into a factory for making copies of yourself is sorta alpha? it's only half-you, dingleberry
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