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SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M

canada day is upon us, and I am celebrating my terrible apartheid state with cheap canuck beers. fuckin right!





how are you celebrating on this most august (july) day?

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a primate
Jun 2, 2010

playing some bagmitten in the park

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Eh.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
ITT somebody anybody thinks Canada beer is cheap.

When I lived in Ontario a Tory contender for Premier ran on the right to be able to acquire a beer, one beer, any beer, for a loonie. From The Beer Store.

I do not think this ever happened.

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
You can get a can for 2.45 at the beerstore

That's the price you pay for living in the glorious socialist motherland

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

No way bud, 1.95 for a tallboy at the lcbo is the way to be

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
is it just me or is the lcbo dirtier than the beer store?

in my town we get literal nazis that come buy booze there.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

yea no that's just you. The beer store here is for garbage pickers and people returning their empties only

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
lmao if you dont get your beer at a dep

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
it's short for depanneur

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

snakeandbake posted:

it's short for depanneur

gently caress off quebequois scum

lol jk je t'aime <3

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

So, your PM is going to die at the age of 52 as the result of HGH abuse?

Cool story, bro.

(but for serious, Toronto and Quebec microbrews are the stuff of gods and legends. just too loving bad about import laws and tariffs)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
canada sucks

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Propaganda Machine posted:

So, your PM is going to die at the age of 52 as the result of HGH abuse?

Cool story, bro.

Justin's superior Trudeau (God Save the King) blue-blood has no need for such plebian measures.

Propaganda Machine posted:

(but for serious, Toronto and Quebec microbrews are the stuff of gods and legends. just too loving bad about import laws and tariffs)

Yes

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
I feel like I should sit here and list the roving bar tap list I want at my deathbed, but if I limit myself to a dozen I'll still embarrass myself.

Godspeed, m' belle provence.

Propaganda Machine has issued a correction as of 09:19 on Jul 3, 2016

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
i drink busch or budweiser cause i'm uncultured swine with the occasional something special from a single can.

come at me yuppies.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Well I spent my childhood in St. Louis, so welcome to thread Canada but that kind of works. Did you know the St. Louis Science Center, world class, better than Boston (yeah I said it), was built from the remains of the Budweiser brewery? And Busch Stadium...well, yes.

I've yet to go back as a card-carrying member of adulthood, but I've heard it's a fun town. Also, Imos rules.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
that is a prohibited firework in canada, you need to go through 3 hours of mandatory government training to even handle it

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I walked down to the fireworks Friday and saw a dog that was laying dead in the road next to some weepy motorists

gently caress Canada

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
cuckdeau still hasnt legalized weed and he hasnt made any progress towards legalizing it. he cucked the DUDE WEED dudebro crowd by lying to them for votes

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
are you surprised? that's just pro LIEberal strats

works everytime

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Jason Kenney posted:

The NDP does not represent Alberta values.

:agreed:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i litearlly do not know who that is

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Baloogan posted:

i litearlly do not know who that is

baloogan.... baloogan

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
still not ringing a bell
i only know cuckdeau and rob ford

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
and of course harper and jack layton

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
are you albertan?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
are you prejudiced????????

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
and no

ew

im not albertian

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
albertans are the closest thing I have to a prejudice

aside from yuppie scum

edit:

jason kenney is a conservative old guard who wants to become leader of the albertan conservative movement it looks like

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i dont like quebeckers

or indians

or albertans

or peeople from upper and lower canada

or maritimers

and especially newfoundlanders

or government workers (for the most part)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i don't really think manitoba exists

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
I went to a beerstore in Toronto once. That's my Canada story from an American perspective.

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx

Baloogan posted:

i don't really think manitoba exists

it's actually a figment of a bedtime warning story for children like Rumpelstiltskin

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i was once in the field in edmonton and we got into the news for making such a bad smell at night that it woke people in thier bedrooms

ctv mothafucka!~

SirJohnnyMcDonald
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
I like cbc radio it's fun and wholesome and good

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
Do Canadians drink Labatts Blue? Its alright though I prefer Budweiser.

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
didn't some iranian on cbc radio rape some women? and he had a teddy bear? am i remembering it right

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