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He let me play the new Mario game and it's a VR game for Nintendo's new console: The Virtual Boy 2. They are going to announce it any day now but maybe not because they say it's too fun and they don't want to make a game too fun or nobody will buy any other games. He also says they are going to release a new Warriors game only it will take place in the American Civil War (aka the War of Northern Aggression) instead of stupid China or whatever. He let me play it and Abraham Lincoln has a giant battle robot and it's like the best game ever but he says it may not be released because of copyright or something. Does your uncle work at nintendo too???
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my uncle is gay
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Jul 2, 2016 05:09
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my uncle is dead op thanks!
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Jul 2, 2016 05:11
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My uncle walks around with a mixed drink in his hand. All. of. the. time.
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Jul 2, 2016 05:12
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Lincoln is the worst president in history.
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Jul 2, 2016 05:14
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Oh is that the uncle I used to gently caress? Tell him he's a oval office and to return the dvds he borrowed from me.
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Jul 2, 2016 05:14
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Abraham Lincoln has a giant battle robot Nintendo already made this game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVwrjSWCVNM
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Jul 2, 2016 05:21
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my uncle works for sega and he showed me the dartboard sega used in the 90s to make business decisions
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Jul 2, 2016 05:24
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My uncle sexually abused me as a child and works for Valve.
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Jul 2, 2016 05:26
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the next big thing is games that suck your dick
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Jul 2, 2016 05:53
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Suck my dick, you Pac-Man
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Jul 2, 2016 05:56
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My uncle is mentally retarded and can't get past world 1-4 on super mario brothers, but thAt doesn't stop his retarded rear end from trying.
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Jul 2, 2016 06:01
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tell that PIECE OF poo poo uncle of yours that instead of some Civil War Warriors game they should just remake Rockstar's The Warriors, from ten years ago or so.
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Jul 2, 2016 06:21
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Dresh posted:Nintendo already made this game. Hence the copyright issues .
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ScratchAndSniff posted:He let me play the new Mario game and it's a VR game for Nintendo's new console: The Virtual Boy 2. They are going to announce it any day now but maybe not because they say it's too fun and they don't want to make a game too fun or nobody will buy any other games. my uncle put stuff in my butt
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Jul 2, 2016 07:01
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My great uncle had a neighbor who programmed Gameboy games.
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http://jayisgames.com/games/the-uncle/ Mine too.
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hubbafubba posted:my uncle put stuff in my butt what a coincidence my uncle also puts stuff in your butt
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Jul 2, 2016 08:10
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My uncle is Aatrek. gently caress.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:15
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never trust an elf posted:my uncle is gay My uncle really is gay and also a narcissistic bipolar lunatic who, every time he appears on the scene, causes untold amounts of drama and misery to everyone around him.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:16
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my uncle is young, dumb, and full of cum
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Jul 2, 2016 23:17
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my uncle works for an organization known as NAMBLA answering phones or something with computers he doesn't let me use his computer
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Jul 2, 2016 23:18
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Any mention of family in a thread and Goons start going on and on about how horrible their family is. White people.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:25
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My uncle died in a tragic skiing accident. They never recovered the body so there's no telling if he died immediately or if he starved to death over the course of weeks. My other uncles claimed that a black man appeared on the mountain and warned them to get off the mountain or they would lose their brother but disappeared as soon as they looked away. idk if they're crazy, guilty, liars, covering up a murder with a terrible story, trying to make sense of it, or what but they've stuck to that story for twenty years.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:32
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My uncle is a Reptilian invader from the Hollow Earth.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:33
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video games are for children op. I sincerely hope that helps.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:34
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dog buttz posted:My uncle died in a tragic skiing accident. They never recovered the body so there's no telling if he died immediately or if he starved to death over the course of weeks. My other uncles claimed that a black man appeared on the mountain and warned them to get off the mountain or they would lose their brother but disappeared as soon as they looked away. You need to take some recordings and make an effort post about this.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:35
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My uncle is mentally retarded and can't get past world 1-4 on super mario brothers, but thAt doesn't stop his retarded rear end from trying. this made me laugh
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Jul 2, 2016 23:54
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My aunt works at Sega, ama
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Jul 2, 2016 23:57
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Internetjack posted:My uncle walks around with a mixed drink in his hand. Uncles do not drink "mixed drinks". They drink it straight.
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My uncle works at Nintendo and told me they're going to make a game with Mario, Mega Man, Simon Belmont, Link, and Samus Aran. In fact, you can play it here: http://supermariobroscrossover.com/resources/super-mario-bros-crossover.84/
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Jul 3, 2016 00:09
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Ask him to release a perfect quality n64 emulator and my life is complete
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Jul 3, 2016 00:16
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Ohnonotme posted:Uncles do not drink "mixed drinks". They drink it straight. My uncle drinks martinis all of the time which is basically straight liquour added to straight liquour. Is that unckly enough? Although unless I'm suppressing it he never touched me so maybe he's not a very good uncle.
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The Dregs posted:Any mention of family in a thread and Goons start going on and on about how horrible their family is. White people.
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Jul 3, 2016 00:36
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symbolic posted:though my uncle is pretty cool. he's a corporate writer and travels all over the country. he plays a lot of Call of Duty and gave me his copy of Countdown to Extinction when i told him i liked Megadeth. god drat that is one fantastic av symbolic
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Jul 3, 2016 00:40
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Celluloid Sam posted:god drat that is one fantastic av symbolic 
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Jul 3, 2016 00:48
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My uncle works at nasa but nobody believes me on this dead gau forum
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Jul 3, 2016 00:52
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ChrisHansen posted:My uncle works at nasa but nobody believes me on this dead gau forum my dead gay nasa
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Jul 3, 2016 00:59
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I opened this thread expecting to find this. That game was so very good when it was a full-page interactive novel. Then, he stuffed it into that bullshit box and somehow managed to give it a long-rear end loading time.
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I know several wildly successful prominent video game people but I try not to talk about them also pretty sure they post here
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