NBA Summer League 2016

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Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Did you visit Saudi recently?

Just curious I grew up there.

2012, Riyadh just as the gigantic hotel was being finished. Are you a native or were your parents expats?

They have the loving strictest and most annoying customs I've ever encountered

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:07

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

I wonder if Saric and Ben Simmons will be able to play together

Saric became a great 3p shooter this year, but wasn't very good before that. We'll see!!!!! !! !!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

TJ McConnell being the best Russell defender on Earth is an interesting thing to me.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:56

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Ben Simmons drives are like slow motion Lebron drives

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:57

ragle: Nov 1, 2009

in NCAA opponents eventually had smaller defenders on Simmons with a cushion, challenging him to shoot
Lakers put their big ogre on him

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:58

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Simmons is gonna be fun because he's pretty much instantly the best non-LeBron passing forward in the league but if he can't/won't hit a jumper even when teams are sagging off him that much I have no idea how he consistently scores in the half court in the NBA

# ? Jul 10, 2016 01:59

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

My friend Timothe Luwawu Caborot needs to cut his loving hair or he's going to ruin the 76ers season.

He has such a weird slow catapult of a shot that it might not matter, we'll have to see! !!!!

MourningView posted:

Simmons is gonna be fun because he's pretty much instantly the best non-LeBron passing forward in the league but if he can't/won't hit a jumper even when teams are sagging off him that much I have no idea how he consistently scores in the half court in the NBA

I've already seen him make Lebron-only passes and he's missed so many easy jumpers. He's power forward Rubio

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:00

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Dejan Bimble posted:

My friend Timothe Luwawu Caborot needs to cut his loving hair or he's going to ruin the 76ers season.

He has such a weird slow catapult of a shot that it might not matter, we'll have to see! !!!!

He sucks!!!!!

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:01

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

MourningView posted:

He sucks!!!!!

Mega Leks played a running and threes style last year, and I think Timothe got attention because he's a really good transition player on offense and a good defender. He was getting mocked at like 10 before people realized his threes (he made a lot at a good percentage) were all weirdly unguarded and he has the release of a random pick up player

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:03

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

My friend Timothe Luwawu Caborot needs to cut his loving hair or he's going to ruin the 76ers season.

He has such a weird slow catapult of a shot that it might not matter, we'll have to see! !!!!

I've already seen him make Lebron-only passes and he's missed so many easy jumpers. He's power forward Rubio

The reason David Robinson was so incredible was because upon entering Annapolis, he had to go through the ritual head buzzing and keep a high and tight for 4 years. He danced on the precipice of danger sometimes with a slight flat top, but he never went full Kid n Play, and because of the initial haircut, he became a first ballot hall of famer.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:03

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This game is hilarious.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:04

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Dejan Bimble posted:

Why isn't Joel Embiiiid playing

not in game shape yet

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:06

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Jerami Grant is much better than his brother but I'm not sure if that's a great compliment

Cool Buff Man posted:

The reason David Robinson was so incredible was because upon entering Annapolis, he had to go through the ritual head buzzing and keep a high and tight for 4 years. He danced on the precipice of danger sometimes with a slight flat top, but he never went full Kid n Play, and because of the initial haircut, he became a first ballot hall of famer.

Tight hair, tight shot
Long hair, its a long shot for you to make the shot youre taking because the release is messed up

D'angelo is in the danger zone right now

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:06

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Rick posted:

This game is hilarious.

Other than the dunking this looks and feels like the pick up game I played in yesterday.

Shooting percentages are probably pretty close too.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:07

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Jerami Grant is much better than his brother but I'm not sure if that's a great compliment

Tight hair, tight shot
Long hair, its a long shot for you to make the shot youre taking because the release is messed up

D'angelo is in the danger zone right now

I'm praying that Wiggins keeps his rows and shoots a significantly higher percentage so this whole thing can really take hold

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I really have liked Auguste today and yesterday, looks a bit better than your average undrafted summer league dude.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:12

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

This game is getting very silly

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'm praying that Wiggins keeps his rows and shoots a significantly higher percentage so this whole thing can really take hold

Since he did that and Justise Winslow is wearing that hilarious ponytail, I think guys know. Only the sturbborn and foolish are keeping their hair long. This is a situation where whites have an unfair advantage due to their uncurly hair. I wouldn't be surprised if the next draft is 95% white players due to their ability to wear their hair long without it affecting their shot.

And if your objection is, what about Armenians like OJ Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian who like to slick back their dense and thick hair into big bouffants. And I'll respond with an immediate lawsuit, restraining order, and series of incredibly vicious physical attacks

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:13

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

I've been watching UFC 200 so far how's my boys Simmons and TLC looking?

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:16

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Oh TJ no. Not that haircut.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:17

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Jota posted:

I've been watching UFC 200 so far how's my boys Simmons and TLC looking?

One of the uglier Summer League games I've ever seen

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:17

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jota posted:

I've been watching UFC 200 so far how's my boys Simmons and TLC looking?

Some nifty passes, and some cool drives that resulted in nothing.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:18

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

And if your objection is, what about Armenians like OJ Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian who like to slick back their dense and thick hair into big bouffants. And I'll respond with an immediate lawsuit, restraining order, and series of incredibly vicious physical attacks

lmao

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Dejan Bimble posted:

Jerami Grant is much better than his brother but I'm not sure if that's a great compliment

Tight hair, tight shot
Long hair, its a long shot for you to make the shot youre taking because the release is messed up

D'angelo is in the danger zone right now

Wasn't there a YouTube video that analyzed free throws and showed that hair was really actually messing players up

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:18

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Rick posted:

Some nifty passes, and some cool drives that resulted in nothing.

So business as usual

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:18

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Rick posted:

Oh TJ no. Not that haircut.

It's real bad. He needs to go back to the skinhead look

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:19

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

"This guys doesn't foul"
"watch him foul right here"
*Whistle*

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:19

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Dejan Bimble posted:

This is a situation where whites have an unfair advantage due to their uncurly hair. I wouldn't be surprised if the next draft is 95% white players due to their ability to wear their hair long without it affecting their shot.

I'm a white man with incredibly curly hair, it's good to know why my basketball career hasn't taken off

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:19

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

I can't get over how skinny Brandon Ingram is.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:20

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wasn't there a YouTube video that analyzed free throws and showed that hair was really actually messing players up

yeah, minus the really actually part

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:20

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Nik Stauskas is going into his 3rd year in the nBA and he still is loving garbage in summer league. gently caress off

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:20

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

The Glumslinger posted:

"This guys doesn't foul"
"watch him foul right here"
*Whistle*

I laughed.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:20

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Man, 5,000 calories a day isn't really that much for a pro athlete.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:21

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Ben Simmons makes a pretty pass to Nik Stauskas. Stauskas with a solid brick on the three. Sounds about right.

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:22

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wasn't there a YouTube video that analyzed free throws and showed that hair was really actually messing players up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSK77Asxhpo
This is Bob Dylan to us

Having long hair is like being 75 pounds overweight, it's a pointless self-handicap

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:22

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Crazy Ted posted:

Brandon Simmons makes a pretty pass to Nik Stauskas. Stauskas with a solid brick on the three. Sounds about right.

He loving sucks and he's lucky he got that stupid Sauce Castillo nickname or otherwise he'd already be completely forgetten

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:23

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

gently caress off Stauskas

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:23

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSK77Asxhpo
This is Bob Dylan to us

Having long hair is like being 75 pounds overweight, it's a pointless self-handicap

bleep of all people was the one who originally showed that to me. goddamn aussie loves the beautiful game

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:24

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

This purple and white is a nice vision of Brandon Inram's future, as a Sacramento King after he and Julius Randle are traded for Demarcus Cousins

Cool Buff Man posted:

bleep of all people was the one who originally showed that to me. goddamn aussie loves the beautiful game

I figured that little pervert would be locked up in prison by now

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:24

ragle: Nov 1, 2009

Dejan Bimble posted:

Since he did that and Justise Winslow is wearing that hilarious ponytail, I think guys know. Only the sturbborn and foolish are keeping their hair long.

They know

https://twitter.com/iAmSJ/status/743591176066867200

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:25

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:07

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

This purple and white is a nice vision of Brandon Inram's future, as a Sacramento King after he and Julius Randle are traded for Demarcus Cousins

I figured that little pervert would be locked up in prison by now

he made that video in prison like US prisoners make license plates

# ? Jul 10, 2016 02:25

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