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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
In the main, women are unattractive with short hair. When they are attractive, it is never because of their hair, only in spite of it. In this regard, they are like men with long hair.

Just compare this...


...to this...



It is dumb and bad for women to have short hair. Thank you and God bless.

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Let me be clear at the outset that I do NOT mean shoulder-length hair as short. Just man-length.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Op has a short dick.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Still would

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Sometimes they break up with their boyfriends or they become moms OP. It happens

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Are we talking lesbian buzz-cut level

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

Sometimes they break up with their boyfriends or they become mom's OP. It happens



Indeed.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
looks good mang

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

It's just like long hair on men. You can pull it off if you're really good looking, but you'd probably look better without idiot hair.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

RobattoJesus posted:

It's just like long hair on men. You can pull it off if you're really good looking, but you'd probably look better without idiot hair.

Exactly

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Women without short hair look objectively better.

This is science. It's a fact.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
women with short hair is like boning a dude but you don't actually become gay.

I don't see what's your problem op.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
What do you consider to be "man-length"?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Junior Jr. posted:

women with short hair is like boning a dude but you don't actually become gay.

I don't see what's your problem op.

It's gay methadone.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Gamer With Dignity posted:

What do you consider to be "man-length"?

See the picture of Anne Hathaway above. It's a bit long to be properly manlike, sure, but it's much too short for a woman.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Gamer With Dignity posted:

What do you consider to be "man-length"?

6 inches erect

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Just means more women for me to gently caress

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
I saw short hair on a young girl this weekend that made her look like a boy... I tried picturing her with long hair and she still looked like a boy... and I thought why would that boy looking girl get a hair cut that made her look even more like a boy? Then I thought I don't really care, and forgot all about it until this GBS post.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RobattoJesus posted:

6 inches erect

I thought 6 was below.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

not a fan but they don't do it for me so whatever who cares

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy


where does this stand, OP?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
He said what about your hair? Yeah he sounds like a douche. Why of course you can suck my dick. I mean if that'll make you feel better.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Gamer With Dignity posted:

I thought 6 was below.

I don't know, I have a europeen which is measured in metric.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
now I just want to bang winona

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Sometimes women just want to look less fuckable. No big deal, it'll grow back.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
lmao if you dont bic yourself and remove the rest with tweezers. hair is disgusting and full of pathogens you idiots

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

both are quite attractive, OP

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Grant DaNasty posted:

Sometimes women just want to look less fuckable. No big deal, it'll grow back.

Again,


At a certain point, you want to declare to the world, "I'm finished being a sexual being. Please cease to consider me as such." I can respect that.

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016

Junior Jr. posted:

now I just want to bang winona

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Horniest Manticore posted:

Again,


At a certain point, you want to declare to the world, "I'm finished being a sexual being. Please cease to consider me as such." I can respect that.

This chick works at a hair salon... these women get bored as gently caress and color and cut each others hair all day every day until you end up with something like this...

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Pretty women with short hair are great and cool. Short hair for everyone!

Guys who hate short hair on women because"they look like a dude" are always closeted gayboys.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Op you are dumb and wrong. Short hair on women is very attractive

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Horniest Manticore posted:

It's gay methadone.

You're gay

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Horniest Manticore posted:

At a certain point, you want to declare to the world, "I'm finished being a sexual being. Please cease to consider me as such."

What led to your epiphany?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
cut ops head off

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

People who don't like short hair on women are gay. So are people who don't like their women to have penises.

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