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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Cerebral Mayhem posted:

Long hair takes longer to dry and style, clogs drains, and can get caught in poo poo. We wear our hair for us, not for you.

I can't stop imagining jon pertwee with long luxurious locks now, thx

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002


Goddamn I would let her peg the gently caress out of my rear end because unlike some people in this thread I'm not gay. :smug:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


ded posted:

Long hair sucks because it clogs the drains and you always find it in everything.

I once pulled one of my gf's long hairs out of my rear end in a top hat

No officer I don't know how it got in there

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cerebral Mayhem posted:

Long hair takes longer to dry and style, clogs drains, and can get caught in poo poo. We wear our hair for us, not for you.

Lol ahahahhahahahaha

You aren't a woman.

Women do things not for themselves or men but for other women.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
YLLS op

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Why not you loser, OP.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

City of Tampa posted:

i was v. attracted to Anne Hathaway with her short hair in the astronaut costume in Interstellar and maybe it's because she was a little masculine but that doesn't make me gay

:same:

Gaunab posted:

women with short hair are attractive. for example:



Lol if you wouldn't.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Snatch Duster posted:

Lol ahahahhahahahaha

You aren't a woman.

Women do things not for themselves or men but for other women.

wow such insights into the female mind, you must be a woman right?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
It helps keep random guys from hitting on us

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



All. Fuckin. Day.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Ohio Man Charged With Shooting Dad and Sheriff's Deputy After Hummus Fight

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gently caress the ROW posted:

Ohio Man Charged With Shooting Dad and Sheriff's Deputy After Hummus Fight

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
my wife's hair is long and she is beautiful but spearfishing tribbles out of the shower drain gets real old real fast

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

No. 6 posted:

Why not you loser, OP.



unban getfiscal

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
All shall shave their heads in deference to the great old ones, problem solved.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I agree with yoloer420

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Decebal posted:

You wouldn't have this problem if women wore this OP. See how this corrupt society makes you judge women based on physical characteristics primarily ??

Truly The Prophet (PBUH) was right, may Allah grant Him eternal blessings !



JDAMS are a blessing from the true gods of sky

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Just lol if you wouldn't drill this bitch straight to China.

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Chicks with long hair shed like cats. I am constantly finding strands of hair everywhere. It is a pain.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
counter-point:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Volume posted:

Just lol if you wouldn't drill this bitch straight to China.

but she's canadian

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Clipperton posted:

but she's canadian

gently caress her right through the core, baby

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The great war of "is Muriel Baumeister in Einsatz Hamburg Süd hot or not" is back I see.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

The great war of "is Muriel Baumeister in Einsatz Hamburg Süd hot or not" is back I see.

now you're just making up words

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
this is my gf op



say it to my face

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

this is my gf op



say it to my face

Yeah, she belongs in a dog house alright, haha :woof:

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

this is my gf op



say it to my face

nice bowl cut dude

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

this is my gf op



say it to my face

Hey that's my gf too!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

:stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon::stwoon:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

this is my gf op



say it to my face

Why don't you stop dancing around the issue and just start loving dudes.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I'd stick my Hot Pocket in her microwave! IYKWIM! :getin:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

spud posted:

Was going to say this. A good quality burka with a sex flap completely removes this problem from society. Truly Islam has thought of everything.

mods please change my name to Burka Sex Flap

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Cerebral Mayhem posted:

Long hair takes longer to dry and style, clogs drains, and can get caught in poo poo. We wear our hair for us, not for you.

Agreed. By a similar token, I wish women would stop judging me for my mullet. I wear it for me, not for you.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Gaunab posted:

women with short hair are attractive. for example:



Thread needs more Stefania

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


It might just be the angle or something but for some reason I keep seeing a lazy eye here. She is good looking.

Short hair's cool but not every woman has the face for it IMO. Honestly the same applies for long haired dudes.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i like women with short hair but its okay if you dont - it really isnt a big deal at all

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

CannedMacabre posted:

Thread needs more Stefania



i can see her pubes

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

RaceBannon posted:

i can see her pubes

congratulations, you passed the vision part of the exam

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