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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Some animals are just plain cool.

For instance, the almighty mantis shrimp!


Peacock mantis shrimp; smasher variety.

So why is this little guy so special? A few reasons,

Number one: Ounce for ounce, they pack the strongest punch in the animal kingdom. They throw punches really fast and really hard relative to their size, akin to the force of a .22 bullet. Also have been known to shatter aquarium glass!
Number two: They also have the most complex/best eyes in the animal kingdom. They can see in all directions, and perhaps sense colors we cannot! This makes it a very perceptible predator to be reckoned with!
Number three: Though the fastest punchers come from the smashers (the peacock shrimp above), there is a second type of mantis shrimp; spearers. Instead of blunt appendages, they have sharp claws used to impale and rip apart prey. They travel a little slower then their blunt cousins and have a different diet, usually small fleshy shrimps opposed to crabs, spearers do keep up with the tempo.


Zebra mantis shrimp; spear variety.

A little video to help out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNAqK_V-lg

What other cool animals do you know about?

*Cool dog meme does not count.

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[Picture of self]

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

that is one cool dog

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

op said cool not hot

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
[picture of dog skateboarding]

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
 


Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
^^^

A cool dog

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
a capybara

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Dogs can't ride skateboards like that noonre

crabf
May 29, 2015
im an animal in bed

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Dogs can't ride skateboards like that noonre

Looks like someone has never heard about the Good News :smug:

crabf
May 29, 2015
op you're a bitch (female dog)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

Looks like someone has never heard about the Good News :smug:

I was in line with a bunch of Mormons at Cafe Rio today

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Cool thread. Well done.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Cool thread. Well done.

:agreed:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012




















Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Oh. My. God.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Barracudas are cool because they fish after fish who get hooked on fishing lines.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
<------ sweater ferret

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


forgot one

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Holy poo poo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX9NDmuSJwA

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012




AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k4EwpXch1c

not very cool animal :shobon:

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.
This is the best thread in GBS. Well done. What animals do I like best you ask? I love welsh pembroke corgis and dinosaurs would be my answer. Good job.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I was just out walking my dog (who is a big fuckin dork and not applicable to this thread) when I inhaled a moth and it got plastered to the back of my uvula. It was stuck there for about half an hour and no amount of eating and drinking and gargling would bust it loose. I finally scraped it down with some barbecue chips. Anyway, that moth was pretty cool.

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.

Skeleton Ape posted:

I was just out walking my dog (who is a big fuckin dork and not applicable to this thread) when I inhaled a moth and it got plastered to the back of my uvula. It was stuck there for about half an hour and no amount of eating and drinking and gargling would bust it loose. I finally scraped it down with some barbecue chips. Anyway, that moth was pretty cool.


Goddamn this made me lol. Where's that fuckin like button when you need it?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPF5rR8yJk8&hd=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGn_rH7LejI&hd=1

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skeleton Ape posted:

I was just out walking my dog (who is a big fuckin dork and not applicable to this thread) when I inhaled a moth and it got plastered to the back of my uvula. It was stuck there for about half an hour and no amount of eating and drinking and gargling would bust it loose. I finally scraped it down with some barbecue chips. Anyway, that moth was pretty cool.

Why do you have female genitals for a face?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUCduZyCHes

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Is the mantis shrimp the one whose punches create a warp bubble or go back in time or something like that?

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

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