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How do you humanely put down a beloved pet?
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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

Could I have enough solution to put down let's say 160 pounds of cat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
My cat's disintegrated corpse is contributing to global warming, a better legacy than I'll leave behind.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Imagine how many molecules of disintegrated corpse you are breathing in on a daily basis. That's metal.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Sewer

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Bundle of Keys posted:

I think your dead cat may be broken.

Uh, check your pussy privilege? I don't know anymore

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
why not just get a new cat, they're literally free.. smh

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Turn him into a helicopter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQH4EBsZ_sA

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i thought this was gonna be a thread about military vets who won't shut up about the fact that they served

jwh
Jun 12, 2002

Bundle of Keys posted:

I think your dead cat may be broken.

17 years ago:

Vet: "What's your kittens' name?"
Me: "Mr. Mittens"
Vet: "You know this is a female cat, right?"
Me: "No"

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

jwh posted:

17 years ago:

Vet: "What's your kittens' name?"
Me: "Mr. Mittens"
Vet: "You know this is a female cat, right?"
Me: "No"

I applaud you and I disparage that vet for attempting to gender the cat without xis consent.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
we put down an old dog and paid the money where they come do it at your house

my wife did not agree with my take her into the woods and put a bullet in her skull like we did on the farm method

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

jwh posted:

17 years ago:

Vet: "What's your kittens' name?"
Me: "Mr. Mittens"
Vet: "You know this is a female cat, right?"
Me: "No"
there are actual dumb people out there who dont know the gender of their pets

vet cant be too sure

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
pets don't have gender

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
Seems like it would be much easier to just kill yourself OP :shrug:

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Whenever I remember petting my cat during and after her last breath I tear up.

That can be helpful if you're a method actor, or if you don't want to laugh at people larping in a public park.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Vegetable posted:

there are actual dumb people out there who dont know the gender of their pets

vet cant be too sure

I'm not sure if jwh was joking though?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Just put in a crate and drop it off at your local animal shelter. Or don't, I'm not your master after all (do whatever your heart desires).

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Premeditated Toast posted:

Seems like it would be much easier to just kill yourself OP :shrug:

I will take this into consideration.

But really if I dropped him off in front of a shelter, once they saw his blood panel they'd never try to rehome him. He suffered through a hyperthyroid issue and I had the radiation treatment done. He was supposed to bounce back but kept making GBS threads outside the box and now it's this kidney stuff. Maybe God just wants him dead? In any case I'll take him to his normal vet, I just didn't want to hear about another $1500 solution for a sixteen year old cat that once managed will expose another terrible problem, raping my wallet, all the while he ruins every piece of furniture I have while I cry in the distance.

:3

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

really this is a no brainer op, you just have to go to any random vet and tell him "this is my cat- " and they'll kill it right there, right then

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Tuxedo Gin posted:

a few people i know from high school became vets and they constantly post on facebook bitching about pet owners like you and how you are all scum

you might as well drop the thing off outside a shelter

why do people become vets

I imagine most of your time is spent killing animals

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

AugmentedVision posted:

why do people become vets

I imagine most of your time is spent killing animals

actually no, pet euthanasia is now basically a full-time job in and of itself

source: folks had to put the dog down last year and hired a specialist

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
it's been my experience that vets have better bed side manner with animals than almost all doctors i've been with. maybe because the animals can't help it and the human docs get tired of "non exercising, smoking, overeating patient #47"

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Relin posted:

it's been my experience that vets have better bed side manner with animals than almost all doctors i've been with. maybe because the animals can't help it and the human docs get tired of "non exercising, smoking, overeating patient #47"

Doctors are very nice to me, maybe because I'm not a fat smoker and when I see a doctor it's usually for a sports injury

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
Well, cats are officially vermin so their deaths don't have to be reported if by unnatural means (such as hitting one in your car). Dogs are considered property so killing one is reportable if it's not yours. However, I don't see that either of these reasons prevents you from eating one if you own it and it is killed humanely. I'm guessing they would have to be slaughtered being mammals and so you probably need a licence to do it. Amundsen ate his huskies on the way to the South Pole and apparently they are quiet tasty.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

jwh posted:

17 years ago:

Vet: "What's your kittens' name?"
Me: "Mr. Mittens"
Vet: "You know this is a female cat, right?"
Me: "No"

Today the vet would eat a 6 hour probation for that

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


mercy killing a beloved pet is an act of love

all you bitches who took your pet to some vet so they could inject poison, kill you'reselfs

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Vegetable posted:

there are actual dumb people out there who dont know the gender of their pets

vet cant be too sure

it's hosed up to gender your pets because they can't communicate to you if they are cis or trans or whatever

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nooner posted:

have you ever heard of a little thing called a ..... CAT -- a- pult :grin:

lol

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Eat your cat's heart so its soul will always be with you op

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

yeah you gotta kill that cat real quick like; take it to the vet or give it the lassie treatment, whichever is cheapest

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I feel like I'm gonna get toxo just reading this thread. Jfc dudes.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Get a convertible and a parasail, glue your cats paws to it's head, then get some piano wire and-

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