YeahTubaMike posted:

what kind of person would brag about being molested by their sister

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I know some incest came up but let's not link to other stuff on reddit - we should stick to /r/relationships for our collective sanity.

Killer Queen posted:

I don't really understand why some dude would be all conflicted about consensually banging a 22 year old, but this is reddit, so naturally this is the biggest decision of his worthless life.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

One of my favorite E/N threads was something like "I'm going to get fired because of my farts" where the OP described that he was getting complaints about them, people avoid him at work, and his boss laid down a threat if he didn't do something about it. Awhile was spent tracking down the cause. He cut out cheese/milk for a day or two and they stopped, indicating he was lactose intolerant. "Oh good", thought e/n, he fixed his farting problem. Nah, he says something like "I love cheese and eat every meal with cheese and I'm not going to stop". Lactose intolerance is a medical issue, he concludes, and the union won't let him be fired for a medical issue. This all sounded pretty fake at this point, so the OP wraps it all up with pictures of the 10 different varieties of cheese sitting in his fridge.

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Tl;dr: I'm a fat sack of poo poo filled assholes. Basically I suck dicks, all the time.

Darth Lamer posted:

I'm the type of person whose dick is an "inch wide and a mile deep"

BONGHITZ posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4rlpeu/me_22f_with_my_fiance_23m_caught_fil_early_50s/

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

One of my favorite E/N threads was something like "I'm going to get fired because of my farts" where the OP described that he was getting complaints about them, people avoid him at work, and his boss laid down a threat if he didn't do something about it. Awhile was spent tracking down the cause. He cut out cheese/milk for a day or two and they stopped, indicating he was lactose intolerant. "Oh good", thought e/n, he fixed his farting problem. Nah, he says something like "I love cheese and eat every meal with cheese and I'm not going to stop". Lactose intolerance is a medical issue, he concludes, and the union won't let him be fired for a medical issue. This all sounded pretty fake at this point, so the OP wraps it all up with pictures of the 10 different varieties of cheese sitting in his fridge.

zakharov posted:

hrollins posted:

This a whole bunch. I'd date way more often than I do if this was the case.

quote:

I recognize that this sounds insane from the post title.

My boyfriend and I have been together for almost three years. We have what I would describe as a pretty solid relationship. We have enough similar interests to enjoy activities together but enough divergent ones that we also have full, complete lives outside of the relationship. We already spend almost every night together and plan to move in together when his lease is up in the fall.

We work about three miles from each other and on some days carpool depending on schedules. Typically during the work week, I get up and make breakfast and pack our lunches. This has been ongoing since probably six months in. Usually for breakfast I don't do anything crazy: oatmeal, cereal, scrambled eggs and toast. Normal breakfast stuff. For lunch, I pack sandwiches, chips or pretzels, some sort of fruit, and a couple of days a week, a sweet treat. I always make his portions larger than mine and he's never complained before about any of it.
Today we went to lunch and stopped at a nearby park. I was sitting across the picnic table from him when I noticed some yellow on his shirt and made a comment, "You have yellow on you joke."
He looked over and scratched it away. There was a lot of it and I mindlessly said, "Did you take a mustard bath before lunch?" and he just turned bright red.

After some questions as to why he was embarrassed, the truth came out. I don't make him large enough meals, and almost every day for the past two or so years he takes his fifteen-minute morning break and walks to a nearby convenience store, where he purchases what can only be described as a second-breakfast hot dog.

I recognize this sounds ridiculous, but I am so hurt and upset that he has been starving all this time and never wanted to say anything. Of course, now I am embarrassed because he thinks it is all the funniest thing to ever happen, but I am really, really bothered that instead of sharing his discomfort with me like a normal person, he just had a mid-morning hot dog for months on end. The conversation eventually ended up with us both mad: Me for what I feel is deception, him for what he feels is me blowing this all out of proportion. Do I just ignore it, or is this indicative of bigger problems?

Odobenidae posted:

Zzulu posted:

They all sound obese

Quantum of Phallus posted:

If you want a good laugh check out r/LifeProTips

It's literally the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my life

Odobenidae posted:

Vinny Possum posted:

Everything about this makes me just so drat happy. The 34 year old on neopets, how he knows EXACTLY the ludicrous number of points he has on it, the fact that by the sound of it he still lives with his family, the girl dating him just to get at the neopets points.