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Minimal sleep, minimal good posts
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Jul 8, 2016 06:03
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Macasaurus posted:i live my life a quarter-pounder at a time
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Jul 8, 2016 06:47
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Coked up on dope (weed)
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Jul 8, 2016 06:47
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I feel like I could turn this thing around, like I could really make something of myself and finally be happy, if only I could just find a motherfucking mattress that isn't a piece of complete poo poo.
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Jul 8, 2016 09:19
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In fear.
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Jul 8, 2016 10:19
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Safe in the knowledge that I'll always have enough toilet paper.
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Jul 8, 2016 13:22
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Life is a poo poo sandwich and every day is a bite.
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cuck
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Jul 8, 2016 22:04
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Jul 8, 2016 22:31
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the only thing that even remotely makes me feel any emotion anymore is either getting high or the anticipation of getting high sometime in the near future lol
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dsf posted:the only thing that even remotely makes me feel any emotion anymore is either getting high or the anticipation of getting high sometime in the near future lol
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Jul 8, 2016 23:02
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This guy gets it
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Jul 8, 2016 23:02
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i live my boring redundant life as ironically as possible, to spite god, and people i resent makes everything more fun!
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dsf posted:the only thing that even remotely makes me feel any emotion anymore is either getting high or the anticipation of getting high sometime in the near future lol Meanwhile, I wage an agonizing battle to hang onto my own sobriety. Chemical comforts are calling my name and offering to absorb my pain. It's close combat, and the enemy holds a knife at my throat. But today I am triumphant.
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Just get drunk but don't tell anyone.
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Jul 9, 2016 09:01
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Nuts and Gum posted:Just get drunk but don't tell anyone. Booze was never my thing, so getting drunk has little appeal for me. I consumed copious quantities of pharmaceutical opioids in my active addiction. Before I got into treatment, I could make 100 Percocet disappear in less than 2 days. I keep reminding myself of how much I have to lose if I mess up. Not worth it.
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i work in IT, so my day to day life skills are largely dependent on my acceptance of living life as a functional alcoholic. today i stopped at our liquor store (quaintly titled WORLD OF BEVERAGE) and picked up a bottle of rum and a bottle of gin. these will keep me going for a couple of weeks, probably. at the time i didn't bother to pick up a few of the other 'staples' that we're low on, like vodka, but i know if things get particularly dire my beloved wife will grab wine at the grocery store and we can live off that and leftover bottles of schnapps that have collected in our pantry / liquor cabinet. everything goes with something, right? and when i go to bed at night i can be safe in the slightly numb feeling that prevents me from considering the fact that my company proudly announced recently that we'd signed a 65mil agreement for three years of unlimited Oracle licensing on some 50 products, a list of which they can't provide me for some reason. because really it doesn't matter. two hours after i get home, a couple of gin and tonics or maybe a mojito with mint from our small herb garden means it doesn't loving matter. namaste.
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Basically I live for the days where I can spend the entire day drunk. Which is every weekend. And I'm going to start working in IT too.
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I build a meta cognitive synthetic tonsured to replace my ego everyday I add to it new skills that I acquire, apparently there is no limit to what this meta tonsured fellow can do. Sorry if you can't follow maybe one day.
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Jul 20, 2016 23:01
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from one poo poo job to the next
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Jul 20, 2016 23:05
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Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing em down, just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day
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Jul 20, 2016 23:30
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scraping it together like the last bits of sauce and food on the plate
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Jul 21, 2016 00:12
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Like the dude in Indiana Jones who drinks from the wrong holy grail, I choose poorly.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Like the dude in Indiana Jones who drinks from the wrong holy grail, I choose poorly. At least that dude kept it :100emoji:
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Jul 21, 2016 00:18
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One cock away from from a full blown gangbang.
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Jul 21, 2016 00:19
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I am a magnet for misunderstandings. I gently caress up everything I touch. My greatest fear is that I will die alone and friendless. King Possum III fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Jul 21, 2016 03:09
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hi corey haim here and i'm making a comeback....from the grave!
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Jul 21, 2016 03:15
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I'm trying to not smoke week everyday and I just want to go to bed at 8:00pm. Sobriety is exhausting.
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Jul 21, 2016 04:34
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Openly veiled upon a spinning edge, I direct myself as a hub of knowledge and unique experiences towards an infinite and uncaring universe, armed in my knowledge that love triumphs over all.
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Jul 21, 2016 08:10
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Pretty badly!
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Jul 21, 2016 08:19
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I live to cause no evil to anyone but myself. Also, imperfectly.
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Jul 23, 2016 01:32
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Jose Mengelez posted:hi corey haim here and i'm making a comeback....from the grave! RIP
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Jul 23, 2016 01:42
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It's not so bad if I intersperse enough bouts of uncontrollable weeping throughout the day.
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Jul 23, 2016 01:44
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Consumed by regrets.
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Jul 23, 2016 01:58
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Hanging on in quiet desperation. ....I'm not even English? 
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I found living to be an impractical bother. Things are much easier since I decided to let myself die inside.
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