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I was having some chest pains last night and went to the ER and they gave me this to wear. Do you think I can still masturbate while wearing this
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Only one way to find out. Also; Please don't die and get well soon!
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Jul 7, 2016 02:07
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I was having some chest pains last night and went to the ER and they gave me this to wear. 
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Jul 7, 2016 02:12
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In the activity form they want you to fill out just say you were watching a scary movie.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I was having some chest pains last night and went to the ER and they gave me this to wear. Think of me, when you do it. 
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Jul 7, 2016 02:13
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just don't overdo it, OP. you wouldn't want to die of a heart attack while jackin' off. actually, maybe you do. you tell me.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:14
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you're going to die if you masturbate
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Jul 7, 2016 02:17
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Sexual activities stress your heart friend.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:18
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LadyAmbien posted:Only one way to find out.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:25
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if u ever considered rear end play nows the time
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Jul 7, 2016 02:28
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It's supposed to track a regular days activities so yes. You should also record it in your log as such. E: or record it as receiving a beej
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Jul 7, 2016 02:28
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I'm gonna have to make stuff up so they don't realize my normal day activity is reading the forums all day what do normal people do all day
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Jul 7, 2016 02:29
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how old are you OP?
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Jul 7, 2016 02:30
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Gaunab posted:you're going to die if you masturbate you're going to die if you don't masturbate
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Jul 7, 2016 02:31
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l love you.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:32
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You have to masturbate and keep it above 55 strokes per minute or your heart will explode
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Jul 7, 2016 02:34
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donkey salami posted:You have to masturbate and keep it above 55 strokes per minute or your heart will explode this seems very counter intuitive
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm gonna have to make stuff up so they don't realize my normal day activity is reading the forums all day Masturbate, maintain my home, masturbate, exercise, maintain my home, go out to eat, masturbate, drink ethanol, masturbate, maintain my home.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:37
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VendaGoat posted:Masturbate, maintain my home, masturbate, exercise, maintain my home, go out to eat, masturbate, drink ethanol, masturbate, maintain my home. don't you have a job? Its masturbating, isn't it?
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Jul 7, 2016 02:41
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Gaunab posted:you're going to die if you masturbate im going to masturbate if you die or not, either way im gonna masturbate
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Jul 7, 2016 02:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how old are you OP? i'm 26 but I eat fast food every day and don't exercise
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Jul 7, 2016 02:45
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm 26 but I eat fast food every day and don't exercise why don't you take better care of yourself?
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Jul 7, 2016 02:47
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I'm too lazy
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Jul 7, 2016 02:49
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:don't you have a job? Not married, no kids. What can I say, I have a lot of free time.
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ChrisHansen posted:It's supposed to track a regular days activities so yes. You should also record it in your log as such. just call it "sexual activity" and if the doctor asks for a clarification say don't judge me
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Jul 7, 2016 02:50
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i'm 26 but I eat fast food every day and don't exercise You are me in 6 months
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Jul 7, 2016 02:51
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:this seems very counter intuitive 55 strokes a minute lol look at this noob stroker
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Jul 7, 2016 02:51
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I think your heart monitor is broken. It has to be.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:53
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pray for a swift and painless death, the dark ones call op.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:53
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VendaGoat posted:Not married, no kids. You left no time for work. Unless that was just until 8. If so, I think you are my hero
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Jul 7, 2016 02:54
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm too lazy how the gently caress are you having heart problems at 26 to begin with?
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Jul 7, 2016 02:55
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You left no time for work. Unless that was just until 8. *dons cape and pulls some underwear up over his pants. Breeze blows cape in the wind*
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how the gently caress are you having heart problems at 26 to begin with? Lots of other stuff can too. Khorne fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Jul 7, 2016 |
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VendaGoat posted:*dons cape and pulls some underwear up over his pants. Breeze blows cape in the wind* woman: was that the amazing jerkoff? man: Ahhh! my loving eye!
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Jul 7, 2016 03:07
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BOO! lmao!
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Jul 7, 2016 03:07
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Khorne posted:I've had heart problems since the day I was born. Bicuspic Aortic Valve issues can crop up at any point in your life if you've got one. Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm too lazy I think he has other problems
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Jul 7, 2016 03:08
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KEEP ON JERKIN
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Khorne posted:I've had heart problems since the day I was born. Bicuspic Aortic Valve issues can crop up at any point in your life if you've got one. You have,a,tooth in your heart? That can't be good
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Jul 7, 2016 03:11
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donkey salami posted:You have,a,tooth in your heart?
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Khorne posted:It really bites. oh gently caress you. lol
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