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Hello everybody, I’m Donald J. Trump and I am here to welcome you to the gdt for not one but two great nights of fights. It’s fantastic. Let me tell you, first we’re going to start with the GDT for UFC Fight Night 90: dos Anjos vs. Alvarez, 10 p.m. ET Thursday, July 7 on UFC Fight Pass. Then we’ll get to the next card later. We’ve got three great nights of fights lined up for International Fight Week and let me tell you: it’s terrific. It’s International Fight Week, and let me tell you. I’m doing very well with the UFC fighters. The UFC fighters, they love me. Dana White, great sports guy, terrific businessman, he loves me. He will be speaking on my behalf, later at the RNC. My friend Tito Ortiz, great friend, I’ve had him at my rallies. He’ll be doing the GDT for the big pay-per-view later with that fellow Brock Lesnar, from the WWE. You know I was in the WWE that one time, I made Vince McMahon shave his head. Great television for the American people, right there. But Dana White, big fan, he tells me “Donald, we need you to write the GDT for the people of the internet, that Something Awful dot com.” I haven’t always liked Something Awful, I’ve never heard of it but I’m told they say mean things about me. Autistic little losers, gonna cry to mommy. Pathetic. But I believe we can make the UFC, and the internet, great again. So let’s get started. for the Lightweight title Rafael dos Anjos (c) vs. Eddie Alvarez The UFC, it’s an American company but it’s had a big problem with Brazilian immigrants. Let me tell you, huge problem. These Brazilians, they come in and they’re cheaters, whiners, excuse-makers, steroid mutants and some, I assume, are good fighters. This RDA thinks he can come in all huge — muscles protruding — and wrestle and KO his way to the top, beating hard-working American cowboys and Milwaukee restaurateurs out of their own jobs. Very disrespectful. But way back from the days with BJ Penn, the lightweight belt has belonged to the American working class! Let’s take back the belt for America! Wait I’m sorry, I was told by my campaign that his opponent was American from Bellator, but his last name is clearly Alvarez. Nevermind. Heavyweight Roy Nelson vs. Derrick Lewis Roy Nelson, Roy Nelson is a very exciting fighter. Very exciting. He’s got a big right hand, an overhand right — I’d know a thing or two about big hands, I have them — he knocks people out left and right. Knock out of the night! The Black Beast is dangerous for our children, but the Democrats want him in your movie theaters and in your SI Body Issue. Not fit! Welterweight Alan Jouban vs. Belal Muhammad Alan Jouban, he’s a hard worker. Fights a lot of Australians. Very brave! We need to stop this influx of unchecked Belal Muhammads coming into America. This man has gone 9-0 in the C-leagues out once-great Chicago with a recent TKO win over pseudo-recognizable B-league names like Steve Carl, all while the Obama administration’s impotent immigration department stood by and did nothing. Shameful. That said, he does deserve some credit for brutally owning Cathal Pendred. Lightweight Joseph Duffy vs. Mitch Clarke Joseph Duffy is from Ireland, and I was just there in Scotland, Ireland and let me tell you, they were just so enthusiastic about Brexit. It was wonderful, they were going crazy. They finally took their country back. Exciting! Mitch Clarke is a lightweight loser. Other poo poo to watch, 6:30 pm ET Welterweight Mike Pyle vs. Alberto Mina Lightweight John Makdessi vs. Mehdi Baghdad Bantamweight Anthony Birchak vs. Dileno Lopes Bantamweight Russell Doane vs. Pedro Munhoz Bantamweight Felipe Arantes vs. Jerrod Sanders Lightweight Gilbert Burns vs. Łukasz Sajewski Bantamweight Marco Beltrán vs. Reginaldo Vieira Welterweight Vicente Luque vs. Alvaro Herrera Bluedeanie fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jul 7, 2016 |
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Now we’re back again for the Ultimate Fighter 23 Finale, 10 p.m. ET Friday, July 8 on Fox Sports 1! For the Women's Strawweight Title Joanna Jędrzejczyk (c) vs. Cláudia Gadelha Joanna Jędrzejczyk, real class act. Undefeated, dangerous striking, all around humble and always follows the rules. You goons all claim Joanna is the best but you can’t even spell her name — or even pronounce it. Pathetic. Claudia Gadelha works really hard but is a girl who just doesn't have the belt -- the system is totally rigged! She should not fight Joanna. She cheated against her like a dog & will do it again--just watch. She can do much better! The TUF Light Heavyweight and Women’s Strawweight Finale Fights, featuring Andrew Sanchez vs. Khalil Rountree and Amanda Cooper vs. Tatiana Suarez I haven’t watched this show at all. I think I was briefly married to Tatiana Suarez though. Lightweight Ross Pearson vs. Will Brooks Puffy-eyed Pearson wants to be a role model to the English, but has multiple DUIs. What a crook. Let me just tell you one little thing about Will Brooks, which turns out to be a big, big thing. He was the champion in Bellator. Right? Big fighting promotion, it’s great. Wonderful. He could have made — and this is true, I’m not making this up, I’ve seen it — he could have made $700 million fighting in Bellator, but he walked to come here to the UFC, an American company. True class act. Featherweight Doo Ho Choi vs. Thiago Tavares This Korean kid Doo Ho Choi, real young prospect. He knocked out, what’s his name, Sam Sicilia, earned $50,000 in bonus money. Real great hands, big — like mine. Thiago Tavares choked out Clay Guida in 39 seconds. A true American hero, despite being Brazilian. Lightweight Joaquim Silva vs. Andrew Holbrook If Joaquim Silva retires from MMA NOW, thereby doing a great service to the UFC-- will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses! Total lightweight Andrew Holbrook! Other poo poo to watch FS1 Prelims, 8 p.m. ET Featherweight (somehow) Gray Maynard vs. Fernando Bruno Flyweight John Moraga vs. Matheus Nicolau Middleweight Cezar Ferreira vs. Anthony Smith Fight Pass prelims, 7 p.m. ET Lightweight Jake Matthews vs. Kevin Lee Welterweight Li Jingliang vs. Anton Zafir Official Weigh-ins, 4 p.m. ET July 7 http://www.ufc.com/media/the-ultimate-fighter-23-finale-official-weigh-in Official MMA snack rating: A nice grilled Trump Steak, with a cool refreshing Trump Ice to wash it all down
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efc: Looking forward to that Alvarez fight
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 06:05 |
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This was a lot less heavy handed than it might've been, despite the presence of all those truly heavy hands. Fabulous, just terrific
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 06:05 |
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Beautiful
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 06:06 |
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My dude Eddie is bringing that belt back to Broad Street
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 06:41 |
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Lmao these two GDTs own, bluedeanie.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 13:57 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 14:01 |
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please let rda be the man to bring eddie out of his shell. please.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 14:03 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:please let rda be the man to bring eddie out of his shell. please. I think he just might be on the down-side of his career. But an Eddie War with RDA would be really loving cool.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:please let rda be the man to bring eddie out of his shell. please. Even if it's very clinch heavy it's still gonna rule. I just hope neither guy sparks the other early
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 14:50 |
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That OP was beautiful.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:34 |
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What time does tonight's prelims start?
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:37 |
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Six thirty eastern I believe
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:41 |
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Bluedeanie posted:
This is actually tonight, correct?
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origami posted:What time does tonight's prelims start? My bad, 630 pm ET
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:42 |
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Bluedeanie posted:My bad, 630 pm ET cool - thank you
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:43 |
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evil spiff posted:This is actually tonight, correct? Also correct, everything fixed. That one got thrown together to get it done in time
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:44 |
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Between TUF and 200, I totally forgot that this card existed, cool, it's solid for a free one.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:53 |
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Doo Ho Choi vs Tavares is a sick fight
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:28 |
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attackmole posted:Between TUF and 200, I totally forgot that this card existed, cool, it's solid for a free one. fightpass, so not free. but it's worth the expense to not have the staggered gently caress up pacing FS1 cards have
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:32 |
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So is the TUF finale not on fightpass? How can I watch it as a non-american/tv haver.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:42 |
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And here we go. First fight of the week on now.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:36 |
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This is a decent fight to start off the card.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:45 |
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"Forgetting" your mouth guard seems like a good way to buy an extra 10-15 seconds between rounds.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:47 |
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Herrera is probably the most gassed I've ever seen a welterweight after 1 round.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:48 |
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sick anaconda.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:50 |
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Two anaconda choke finishes in a row for him.
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This guy is cool.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:53 |
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spoke two languages perfectly after getting hit in the head a few times. impressive.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:54 |
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I'm glad this is on Fight Pass because there's no way I can watch the card in its entirety and I won't have to fast forward through 9 hours of Fox Sports poo poo on my DVR when I do watch it
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 23:58 |
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That was a good prelim fight to get things started. Edit - I'll also say that if Rogan ever retires from commentating UFC stuff, Stann should be the guy picked. He's so much better than most other dudes that have been used in the past. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 8, 2016 |
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its been a bit since ive seen a running bodyslam in the ufc. extremely good poo poo
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:11 |
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This fight rules. There are some real fuckin firecrackers at bantamweight right now
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:11 |
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Bantamweight may be the best division on the rise at the moment despite Cruz absolutely dominating fools.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:11 |
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frickin real good poo poo edit: that whole second round was super rad
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:12 |
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Those god damned upkicks.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:12 |
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those upkicks were sick, don't see that nearly often enough imo
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:13 |
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It's fitting that this fight had shades of Mousasi/Jacare if it ends up being Mousasi fighting DC this weekend (please let it happen Uncle Dana).
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That was pretty crazy.
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