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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
That is the most Philadelphia meet-cute story there has ever been

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

fatherdog posted:

That is the most Philadelphia meet-cute story there has ever been

Lol was just thinking the same thing

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
You know a fighter is hosed when the analysts start talking about their heart and mental toughness as their best path to victory.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Shoutout for my boy Marcin Held by Stann. :toot:

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Unfunny Poster posted:

That was a good prelim fight to get things started.

Edit - I'll also say that if Rogan ever retires from commentating UFC stuff, Stann should be the guy picked. He's so much better than most other dudes that have been used in the past.

All I notice is stanns lisp

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Another really decent fight.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
First nutshot of the night.

Edit - 3 fights, 3 subs.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It was a really good nut-shot, though.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
What an armbar.

Mons Public
Jun 22, 2006

Sometimes I look for Rupees.
drat nice transition

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
That was cool. This is a good card so far.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
that was such a loving gnarly armbar.

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
This is gonna be a night of all fights finishing in sweet submissions (except for the fat boy face off)

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
I like when guys only have a few seconds left in the round and go for the sub

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Belle Isle Tech posted:

This is gonna be a night of all fights finishing in sweet submissions (except for the fat boy face off)

Roy could submit Lewis, theoretically.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This Sanders bantamweight guy fails all the eye tests.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Arantes has an insanely good wikipedia image.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

This Sanders bantamweight guy fails all the eye tests.

Whatever do you mean



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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dan Didio posted:

Arantes has an insanely good wikipedia image.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

This hot twink is ready for some apartment wrestling for the right money.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
armbar from guard, i think that's the first this year

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Good night of submissions so far.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
More! More submissions!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Card owns so far

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

We've already got a cowboy hat wearing fighter. Only one is allowed at any given time and he needs to be AMERICAN

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Nice armbar, lol at the midget bodybuilder tapping out before his elbow was even extended to 180 degrees

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
LMAO they were playing the song from Tropa De Elite in the arena after that dude won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZthNYozVwNM

Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures

manyak posted:

Nice armbar, lol at the midget bodybuilder tapping out before his elbow was even extended to 180 degrees

Can't bench with a broken arm, priorities.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Brock comes back and now this card has more subs than a Jimmy Johns

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Lol nice walkout song.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Hour and a half in and we're on the 5th fight already. This is how I like my cards moving.

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


I feel like Hawaiians are insanely overrepresented in the UFC

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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double negative posted:

I feel like Hawaiians are insanely overrepresented in the UFC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL4WZgzNZ1Q&t=71s

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

double negative posted:

I feel like Hawaiians are insanely overrepresented in the UFC

Yeah they should cut Travis Browne.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
These two men who are exactly the same are teeing off on each other

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I can't believe another submission. That's awesome

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This loving card

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
loving sick guillotine.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Extremely good poo poo so far

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meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
A minute ago I was going to post that there's no way this fight ends in a submission.

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