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Who blew it the hardest?
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Conor McGregor 31 15.98%
Jon Jones 163 84.02%
Total: 194 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wished really hard that Daniel Cormier would win, and since that was impossible God found a way and delivered in the only way he could :shobon:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lloyd Boner posted:

Well he also loses quite a bit financially, esp if he can't get a replacement

Hey I did my bit by winning him the fight :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Does Bill know? :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BlindSite posted:

Who do you think is comforting their wives.

Bubba for UFC Champ :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I purchased the PPV on UFC.tv, does it not include the prelim bouts?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fatherdog posted:

No, prelims are currently on Fox Sports 1.

Ahh right, thanks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God I hope this show rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I didn't see a shot of Jon Jones sitting at home crying and eating ice cream directly out of the container.

Alternatively, Jon Jones snorting coke off a hooker's rear end while money rains down from the sky.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mark Hunt hits Brock Lesnar so hard that he runs out of the ring and F5s Mike Goldberg because of his last name.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Captain Magic posted:

Does the crowd sing Sha-na-na goodbye?

Steve Austin sighs, gets out of his seat and calls for a beer.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JHomer722 posted:

With Jones out, I was worried there wouldn't be any dudes to unambiguously root against. Then I saw Travis Browne.

I don't know anything about Travis Browne but Jones at least is an incredible fighter even if he's a giant piece of poo poo - is Browne a good fighter?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chris James 2 posted:

He fights women

Isn't he going out with Rousey? :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo he's gonna die!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo his legs are shaky!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and give that round to Cain.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahaha it's over!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Anal Surgery posted:

"Hmm I like this Browne guy's entrance music. I'm gonna cheer for-"

*gets dunked on*

"I have ALWAYS been a Cain fan, heh heh!"

-Me

You can't use "The best!" as entrance music and not back it up. The universe took its cruel revenge early tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Conor has a look on his face like he's calculating how much money he could have made tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

Did Brock win yet

His paycheck cleared so..... yes?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Living the dream :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Christ, they went for each other at the end

Just realized my stream had started falling behind, hit live and jumped forward past the end of the round and missed all the action.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

diesiel posted:

Aldo is definitely on some poo poo.

Isn't Aldo the guy who reacted to the IV ban by saying,"Nah I'll just use it anyway there's no way they'll catch me" ?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Six hours, Jesus Christ.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha, aborted spin-kick and jumping punch finish.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Original UFC looks like a glorious nightmare of unregulated disaster.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangersim posted:

Royce better be behind that loving curtain

Impromptu fight with Ken Shamrock. Royce kicks him in the dick again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Who's taking because they sound completely hammered

Well based on the description I'll assume it's Joe Rogan.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God is this gonna be a hit piece on Jon Jones? :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Queue five minutes of zooming in on Jones' rear end

Gotta hand it to the cameraman for managing to keep up with Jones as he ran from the crash scene.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

this entrance music owns

Only way it could be better is if-

Tweak posted:

Whats AJ Styles doing in the octogon zone??

Yep.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fatherdog posted:

lmao at the cut making DC look like a prophet


I mean, it's a "what if" scenario so nobody really knows, but if the UFC had gone out of business when SEG ran out of cash, it's very likely that the yakuza scandals sinking PRIDE would have been the end of mma as we know it

The most bizarre What If is that apparently Vince McMahon's son actually recommended they buy UFC at some point way back in the past and Vince rejected the idea. I mean, he probably would have completely hosed it up and not a single person would have believed the fights had any integrity but it's still a fun thing to think about what might have been.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

diesiel posted:

why the gently caress Silva agreed to this fight i have no clue.

Dana White drove up to his house with a dumptruck full of money and some traditional medicine viagra. How could he say no?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

silva gonna shed his fat suit and show that he's actually been training for this moment

Silva: I faked Jones' results, DC, it was me all along!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


...with the same result? :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

dc might have a full blown breakdown

Surely they'd schedule a rematch with both guys getting to be fully prepared and make even MORE money?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jones was the interim champ or some bullshit wasn't he? I imagine they'll just strip him of that now?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Centripetal Horse posted:

If Cormier wins, it is going to be utterly unsatisfying for him, I think.

Cormier later tonight:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffdaddy posted:

i want foreman moorer but that aint happening

After that fight I saw an interview with George Foreman and the subject of the Rumble in the Jungle came up. They asked him what he'd do differently if he had a chance to do it again and he said,"I'd fight Michael Moorer instead! :haw:"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


John: Okay guys, stand up.
Silva: Just five more minutes....

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

You use mirrors? kinky

:vince:

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