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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Unhandled Exception? WOrk of the Beast, ignore..

Flipped Bit: *throws holy water inside computer destroying it*

Bug in program: Tries to compel the demon out of the program by pressing a cross into the monitor

Compy crashes: Death is the will of g*d (puts compy in a coffin and buries it)

rig getting bad fps and lagging: *takes the rig to confessional and leaves it in the booth to rid itself of the sins bogging it down*

etc

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

Hacker: Hail Satan!

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

MVP
Most Valuable Poster Awarded 2002, 2005, 2007


What Would Computer Do?

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Why are the great yos of pos not using the holiest of OSes?

http://www.templeos.org/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_hzz2XSAaI

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



cant fit my 42 inch monitor in the confessional booth

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Forgive me for these sins I am about to commit.
*writes a poo poo ton of js code*

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Hey smyth, if I report myself will I get banned for filing false reports?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



when your sony vaio claims immaculate conception

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS



Gary’s Answer

Jeesis posted:

Hey smyth, if I report myself will I get banned for filing false reports?

thou shalt not bear false witness

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



ligatt security, op

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat




the icons on his screen are actually tiny framed icons hung on the screen

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


Linux? No thanks too many Deemons

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


if we build humans from computers, how long will it be before one of the computers chooses to be gay?? we will have to destroy computer and not let it worship w/ us

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod




Jonny 290 posted:

Linux? No thanks too many Deemons

not this version

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice


Using the Undead CD

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

*doesnt use any form of QA* Jesus will Protect My Software Because I Prayed For It *gets Ruthless OWNED by savage russian jhaxors*

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012


geneology software

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010




Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012



I light votives for St. Steven, personally

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


akadajet posted:

Forgive me for these sins I am about to commit.
*writes a poo poo ton of js code*

my god my god why have you forsaken me

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009


Smythe posted:

*doesnt use any form of QA* Jesus will Protect My Software Because I Prayed For It *gets Ruthless OWNED by savage russian jhaxors*

Goldmine

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012



christ is my debugger, the lord my compiler

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.


that's not magic smoke coming out of the vent, it's the bits having mass w/ incense.

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3616 days!


akadajet posted:

Forgive me for these sins I am about to git commit.
*pushes a poo poo ton of js code to the repo*

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