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Unhandled Exception? WOrk of the Beast, ignore.. Flipped Bit: *throws holy water inside computer destroying it* Bug in program: Tries to compel the demon out of the program by pressing a cross into the monitor Compy crashes: Death is the will of g*d (puts compy in a coffin and buries it) rig getting bad fps and lagging: *takes the rig to confessional and leaves it in the booth to rid itself of the sins bogging it down* etc
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Why are the great yos of pos not using the holiest of OSes? http://www.templeos.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_hzz2XSAaI
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cant fit my 42 inch monitor in the confessional booth
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Forgive me for these sins I am about to commit. *writes a poo poo ton of js code*
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Hey smyth, if I report myself will I get banned for filing false reports?
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when your sony vaio claims immaculate conception
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Jeesis posted:Hey smyth, if I report myself will I get banned for filing false reports? thou shalt not bear false witness
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the icons on his screen are actually tiny framed icons hung on the screen
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Linux? No thanks too many Deemons
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if we build humans from computers, how long will it be before one of the computers chooses to be gay?? we will have to destroy computer and not let it worship w/ us
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Jonny 290 posted:Linux? No thanks too many Deemons not this version 
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Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?" God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
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Using the Undead CD 
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*doesnt use any form of QA* Jesus will Protect My Software Because I Prayed For It *gets Ruthless OWNED by savage russian jhaxors*
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geneology software
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I light votives for St. Steven, personally
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akadajet posted:Forgive me for these sins I am about to commit. my god my god why have you forsaken me
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Smythe posted:*doesnt use any form of QA* Jesus will Protect My Software Because I Prayed For It *gets Ruthless OWNED by savage russian jhaxors* Goldmine
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christ is my debugger, the lord my compiler
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that's not magic smoke coming out of the vent, it's the bits having mass w/ incense.
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akadajet posted:Forgive me for these sins I am about to git commit.
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