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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I heard the utterance of War of Police on television.

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LostRook
Jun 7, 2013

Three Olives posted:

Kennedy, First US Ebola, First Black Lives Matter attempted(?) cop assassination, Dallas is really raising it's public profile.

This is like the dozenth time this has happened.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

loving white people

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i drove my caddillac thru downtown today and it backfired causing this travesty, sorry to all those hurt by daddy's caddy

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Lord Binky posted:

I don't know what this means

Was about to edit my post to add that, but I'll just quote you instead.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Mariana Horchata posted:

And whitey's on the moon

jesus christ this is on point

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP6XAsPbz8

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


*Looks you in the eye and starts tugging on my junk*

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
oink oink oink I smell bacon

:mrapig:

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
https://www.facebook.com/michaelbautista86/videos/899698650159344/

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

As far as Dodge Chargers w/ police packages go of course the Dallas PD would have ones with the most obnoxious bling possible.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

but there are some reports claiming the shooter wasn't a protester

i think this guy is protesting cops being alive

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

various cheeses posted:

THE RACE WAR IS HAPPENING GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES

rip poc

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




shoulda said no more dumb cops then we'd really have a goal to work towards

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
Only 2?

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
imo, when calculating highscores a cop should be quintuple points

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

what an incredible time to be alive!

except for those cops, I guess

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013

Current count is 3-6.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Up to 6 according to local news.

I'm still huddled in my home, I hope if they shoot my doorman they can't figure out how to open the door from the lobby to the residences.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I hope one of them was my step dads racist dallas cop friend

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Three Olives posted:

I'm fine guys, thanks for asking.

gently caress. The guy I hired had one job tonight and he went and shot cops instead.

Hang yourself so my money wasn't spent in vain?

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
As much as I'd love to relish in sweet cop death, this will only make them 10x more itchy on the trigger during any encounter, which I'm not exactly sure is even possible at the moment.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Three Olives posted:

Up to 6 according to local news.

I'm still huddled in my home, I hope if they shoot my doorman they can't figure out how to open the door from the lobby to the residences.
i hope you have some eggs for breakfast in the morning stay safe

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



actually go out there and rush the cops with a baseball bat

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I'd love to relish in sweet cop death
\

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Does anyone know what gun that is?

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Lord Binky posted:

I don't know what this means

It means that a can of beans and some free healthcare ain't gonna make me go back to my house and watch CNN quietly

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012
This is all you need to know about dallas
https://youtu.be/f8G54t19xGc

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
One Dallas PD officer down, one DART transportation officer down. Both receiving hospital care, not much more info than that.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm glad Charlie Mason lived long enough to see Helter Skelter

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

this is all very terrible and tragic but its cool to watch it all unfold live

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013

ethanol posted:

actually go out there and rush the cops with a baseball bat

If the information I've gleaned from twitter is correct, they'll buy you dinner if you do this.

EDIT:

Protip: you must be white.

LostRook fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jul 8, 2016

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does anyone know what gun that is?

yeah i know what gun that is

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does anyone know what gun that is?

I think it's an AR15 also known as the Assault Rifle 15. Invented by hitler in the late stages of the war, it was designed to kill 15 million people per trigger pull.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does anyone know what gun that is?

hopefully it's one of those guns that look kind of scary so people who defend guns can talk about how it's no more dangerous than a knife, or maybe blowgun

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

ethanol posted:

yeah i know what gun that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9l9wxGFl4k&t=130s

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im headed to the brewery and watch the racewar on tv while i drink some craft brewz :cool:

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
finally someone stands up to the cops

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