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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP


That's what Solomon Crowe should have been this entire time.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Yeah, I really want the cyborg with the GoPro eyepiece in now.

Also nice work on the OP. I'm looking forward to seeing how this pans out.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Kai Katana's about to make you his bitch?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

I want Jesus Yurnet to be Matt Hardy's tech wizard sidekick who controls all his hologram drones from his nondescript windowless van parked in an alley.

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at Jul 12, 2016 around 20:47

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


Given the heavy focus on human interest stuff on the Bracketology show, I'm surprised Sorenson's not one of the main guys. Do we think the injury happening in TNA was considered a negative for making it part of his story?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



mr 450's ring gear is saiyan armor and he comes out with a scouter so as much as the cyborg look stands out its an obvious step down from his usual attire

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


oatgan posted:

mr 450's ring gear is saiyan armor and he comes out with a scouter so as much as the cyborg look stands out its an obvious step down from his usual attire

congratulations on getting a cwc spot as an alternate ortagun

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Doctor Rope

Gaz-L posted:

Given the heavy focus on human interest stuff on the Bracketology show, I'm surprised Sorenson's not one of the main guys. Do we think the injury happening in TNA was considered a negative for making it part of his story?

I can see why they wouldn't want to feature one of Dixie family on a show like this

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


OP updated with the Alternate profiles, one of which is apparently Not Oatgan.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

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He's been on NXT TV a few times as a jobber:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


rovert posted:

He's been on NXT TV a few times as a jobber:



Cool Seth Rollins/Aquaman crossover cosplay.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...


Grimey Drawer

I like how Bayley's boyfriend is an alternate

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!



he knows...


Is bayley dating the Saiyan man

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



checksin posted:

Is bayley dating the Saiyan man

aaron solow

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




Bang3r posted:

Oh poo poo aus goon?



Adelaide goon even. When I first started watching NXT I was worried that much like how all Japanese wrestlers come from Tokyo as far as WWE was concerned, they'd only heard of Sydney. Then I heard "From Melbooooooorn, Australia, Emma!"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


WWE have gotten better, they'll acknowledge at least 2 cities from a nation. Like if you're English you can be from London OR Manchester.

(For real, though, they've gotten better about billing people from other countries from actual places rather than just the capital)

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

Are they going to show people making weight for each match?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Sigma posted:

I like how Bayley's boyfriend is an alternate

would have been weird to have Balor in as he's getting ready to go to the main roster, but I would have been intrigued by it

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


Supposedly they're doing weigh-ins before each taping, so... maybe? Maybe they'll show the guys cutting promos on one another as they make weight like in UFC?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!


Lipstick Apathy

Gaz-L posted:

(For real, though, they've gotten better about billing people from other countries from actual places rather than just the capital)

Agreed - if I recall, Shinsuke, Hideo, and Asuka are billed from Kyoto, Tokyo, and Osaka respectively

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


WWE made TRADING CARDS for the CWC https://www.facebook.com/WWECruiser...512437058942348

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


No Cyborg Jesus, don't care

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

I know who exactly 2 of these guys are but I'll probably watch just to listen to Bryan doing color

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

GarPax: "You Want it to be one way....but it's the other way."


Chinston Wurchill posted:

Alright, who do we Tonya Harding to get cyborg Puerto Rican Jesus in this thing?




Why the gently caress isn't he with the Shining Stars.


That dude could convince me that Puerto Rico is goddamn awesome.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

There is hot news circulating about your favorite or most hated promotion or wrestler, but because of the sensitivity of these scoops I can't talk about them here on Something Awful.

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Read the surrounding comments to this tweet:
https://twitter.com/STRIGGA/status/753266388731559936

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


rovert posted:

Read the surrounding comments to this tweet:
https://twitter.com/STRIGGA/status/753266388731559936

Well I clicked the link and learned Boris Johnson is now Foreign Secretary for the UK so once again Mick Foley's "The real world is stranger than wrestling" is proven true.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


Jerusalem posted:

Well I clicked the link and learned Boris Johnson is now Foreign Secretary for the UK so once again Mick Foley's "The real world is stranger than wrestling" is proven true.

David Cameron will be the GM of SmackDown.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Kennel posted:

David Cameron will be the GM of SmackDown.

When he got caught humming the other day it was practicing for when he does the Teddy Long dance.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Dexo posted:

Why the gently caress isn't he with the Shining Stars.


That dude could convince me that Puerto Rico is goddamn awesome.

Vince see this, and is convinced that the Max Moon gimmick can finally succeed.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Kennel posted:

David Cameron will be the GM of SmackDown.
They need to rehire Mickie James to get Cameron

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


I'm gonna watch it.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


sweet, it's just about to start

gonna be fun

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Doctor Rope

This is strangely prescient

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Eric Bischoff, this is a portent of things to come!

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


In my opinion, Triple H owns.

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."


This music is pretty hype-inducing.

edit: Agree, Triple H is Good

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

I am so loving excited for this

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Doctor Rope

As yes fighting ninjas

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Bryan is in a suit!

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


I'm ready for some cruiserweights!

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