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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Kennel posted:

David Cameron will be the GM of SmackDown.
They need to rehire Mickie James to get Cameron

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

I'M GONNA BOO DAIVARI FOR THAT! :argh:
I love his piratey theme though

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I think Jimmy Savile had you beat in being the MJ of pro wrestling Da Mack

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

welcome all to the church of Akira Tozawa where we pray to our lord and savior the big over and the son of the ring who is already wwe ready and won't die unlike Ibushi. He will fake out and punch in the jaw and then German suplex your heart.
Apparently WWE is planning on signing him too

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/758088489078521858

WWE took things a very late stage with Zack had all the paperwork complete and Zack turned them down even still.
Wonder if WWE would give them king's ransom then; or just wait on him like they've waited on Adam Cole for years

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I love The Brian Kendrick's FNM ripoff music, its so good

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Like someone said earlier I think he will do much better with Gulak since it will be a game between the aggressive ground and pound grappler and the escapist grappler.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Between ZSJ's diapers and Jack Gallagher's high-ridin' undies the Poms need to sort out their trunks game.
I also like that ZSJ's music sounds like a remixed version of Justin Gabriel's theme.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
:lol: Jack gets to keep his Indy theme

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Jack Gallagher is both a better Simon Gotch and ZSJ :colbert:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Heh sitting together like Goto and Shibata

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I mean on the one hand yeah I cheated on the first round because I was spoiled on twitter and on other wrestling forums, but on the other hand the 1st round was pretty predictable sans the Gargano/Ciampa match

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

exploding mummy posted:

What is Corey wearing
His Burn Notice cosplay

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I don't know why people dislike Metalik? He seems to be really good

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

people just like tajiri more its fine
Nah it was more about how he's not better than Sombra or something.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Grozz Nuy posted:

Also much is being made about the ROH contracts, but I suspect they re-sign Cole and Lethal and the others go back to being freelance but don't sign with WWE. People have been digging ROH's grave for like a year but their business still keeps chugging along fine and the booking is finally getting better again.
I honestly can see WWE pulling the trigger in signing Cole, they've been trying for a while and probably want him now

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

AMReese posted:

I feel it's unfortunate that Noam Dar got paired up with him because I don't think they'll cut him a lot of slack here.
Really he got the raw deal with opponents the last 2 rounds

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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Gaz-L posted:

"Have you ever seen anything like this, Daniel?"

"No."

:raise: Really, Daniel? You've never seen the spot YOU used to do?
CTE is a hell of a thing

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

75% he is, especially with DG having an untelevised title defense of his triangle gate next week. OTH, he holds the dream key and gets his title challenge after the Raw cruisers debut.
OTOH they might debut cruisers later in the year

That or maybe he'll get lucky and be sent to smackdown to save his best friend's career

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Eh Johnny's from Cleveland, he's used to heartbreak

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Under the vegetable posted:

why the gently caress would they hire noam dar?
Young and good potential upside

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
We get it Mauro you google about wrestling a lot

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
The Brian Kendrick coming out with Blackbeard's flag because why not

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Eltoasto posted:

Yeaaaaaah he kinda landed right on his drat head
He doesn't understand the concept that landing on your neck and head is kind of bad

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I know this really doesn't matter in the long run, but its some bullshit that the CWC can't be considered "Best weekly TV show" for the WON awards.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

noam dar has been hampered by wrestling the least skilled people in this tournament but i think this is where he'll finally shine. If he doesn't then pack your bags kid
Yeah he better pack his bags because he's going to be featured semi frequently on Monday Night Raw

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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oatgan posted:

wear kneepads, zack
Also learn how to sell better

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

tbh Drake should have entered this tournament with his stated style of "ultraviolence" and smashed light tubes over all these geeks
Then "Youth Gone Wild" starts playing

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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oatgan posted:

is Stokely coming to Raw
I hope so

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Food Court Druid posted:

I actually like Perkins, but I was really pulling for Swann to win the tourney. If I were him I would be wondering why I signed with WWE a year ago only to get put in the same or worse spots as unsigned guys.
Eh he made it to the quarter finals against a guy that is signing a deal. not too egregious

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Paper Triangle posted:

can't believe i'm going to this tonight and can't even ruin it for everyone cuz it's live.
Does it actually start at 9? Thought people were saying that crowd is allowed in at 6:30?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Do the 24 Sai Kota or the Phoenixplex

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Keys to victory: signing a contract
Well yeah

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Poor Daniel not being able to talk

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dango Bango posted:

Did I just hear Hogan in that promo video :stare:
HHH did say everyone deserves forgiveness

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dango Bango posted:

Why isn't that belt red?
Did you see the Universal Title?

Plus HHH just repping the Row

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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Cardboard Box posted:

dave meltzer, shitposter
Dave Meltzer vs HHH has been the feud of the century imo

He'll probably complain that they couldn't get Kota and ZSJ because they lowballed them

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Baron Corbyn posted:

I sometimes wonder if all the super indie poo poo HHH has been doing in the past few years was a reaction to him not getting the thank you Hunter chants when they were fishing for them after he lost to Taker at Mania.
That and CM Punk making GBS threads on him on the podcast with Colt

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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Cavauro posted:

WOW. if you hate tj perkins because of his awful MRA poo poo but you love aj styles in spite of him hating gay people and trying to kill them very often then you're all tangled up buster
Most wrestlers are garbage people

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Batista cheated on his cancer ridden wife :mad:
Yeah but they patched things after the divorce

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