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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Can I just have a bunch of donuts please?

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Am posting

No pants

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

shoophobo posted:

normally i would say :getout: but "just ray's Famous Burgs" is killing my business.
I dont have any donuts. Is a bun with sugar on top okay?

If i wanted sweet buns I'd call your...*mumble mumble*

...I'll take 2 with extra sugar packets.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Mandatory gay marriage.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

SHISHKABOB posted:

Mandatory gay marriage.

COMPETITIVE Mandatory gay marriage

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Woah! Calm down guys! It's not a competition!

(it actually is a competition. i'm tricking the poo poo out of u)

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I'm pretty confused about what's going on. But ilk do bitch work as mage/fighter. Although that one guy kept mentioning a swamp. I'd love to be a druid but D&D druids seem lame. I just... Want to be a bear and kill people sometimes you know? Can druids be water bears?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

So I think we know who is going to die, how do we make that happen? I'm ready for blood to be shed.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I set up this:

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

King of Bees posted:

I set up this:



THank you for the donation to the mayor's private art collection.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Can I please be an npc yeti herbalist?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Kharnifex posted:

Can I please be an npc yeti herbalist?

Yes

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



King of Bees posted:

I set up this:



like the goons are gonna touch the fruit

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Business Gorillas posted:

like the goons are gonna touch the fruit

They're loving strawberries you goddamn ape.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

See my above post. It's what I'm here for.

Whoof that was a great session of unprotected sex. Thanks for that. Oh hey, you should give it a few days and go out and have some unprotected sex with other people.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jukeboxblues posted:

Whoof that was a great session of unprotected sex. Thanks for that. Oh hey, you should give it a few days and go out and have some unprotected sex with other people.

What an odd suggestion

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Whats Jukeboxblues up to?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

Whoof that was a great session of unprotected sex. Thanks for that. Oh hey, you should give it a few days and go out and have some unprotected sex with other people.

nothin like a hamburger to put some pep in your step!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

nothin like a hamburger to put some pep in your step!

I thought just ray sold the hamburgers. :confused:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



SHISHKABOB posted:

They're loving strawberries you goddamn ape.

case in point, this idiot can't tell a raspberry from a strawberry

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
[plot twist] i took over ray's hamburger stand after the galley got shut down due to rats, also ray took off into the woods after he grew fangs

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

nothin like a hamburger to put some pep in your step!

Sorry im vegetarian.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



dad gay. so what posted:

[plot twist] i took over ray's hamburger stand after the galley got shut down due to rats, also ray took off into the woods after he grew fangs

ray's hanging out with me in the swamp, why dont you come on in and take a dip?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

ray's hanging out with me in the swamp, why dont you come on in and take a dip?

someones gotta make hamburgers around here, ray is off his rocker if he's hanging out in that smelly old swamp :mad:

today only at ray's: 20xp if you eat a burger!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
[secret]

*casts hunger on town*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



just wanted to let you guys know we will be featuring ray's genuine hamburgers, now with cheese in the swamp

ray's here and he says it isn't a death trap for adventurers, he's enjoying it very much and he loves you all

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I miss ray, he was nice. :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ray is dead to me

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

ray is dead to me

That's too bad, he reminded me of you. Except he was much nicer.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Boy am I famished. *eats rabbit stew*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



*hurls ray hamburger tied to a string out from the edge of the swamp and hides behind a bush*

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hey, anyone want some fresh rabbit stew? I mixed a heap of my spit in it for extra flavour!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

That's too bad, he reminded me of you. Except he was much nicer.

he lacked discipline

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Jukeboxblues posted:

Hey, anyone want some fresh rabbit stew? I mixed a heap of my spit in it for extra flavour!

yeah why don't you bring it to me over here

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

yeah why don't you bring it to me over here

The cauldron is heavy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
BURGER FOR SALE!!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



*in falsetto*

hey boyyys im a hot sexlady and IM ALL OUT OF CLOTHES!!! come and join me in the swamp for the seX

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

nothin like a hamburger to put some pep in your step!

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
*runs into the swamp with no clothes on*

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey gang, i just got a letter from ray


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