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Sheep-Goats posted:No wonder your cat makes war upon you *panther screams and growling in the darkness*
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Man I don't even know gently caress, I'm drinking some elixer (Perrier) right now
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Jul 10, 2016 22:19
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Professor Shark posted:Man I don't even know gently caress, I'm drinking some elixer (Perrier) right now For a few silvers more you could've had the dexterity boosting refreshment of Pellegrino
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Jul 10, 2016 22:22
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*constructs cock fight ring* *Waits patiently*
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Jul 10, 2016 22:40
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King of Bees posted:*constructs cock fight ring* Oops I meant cock ring.
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Jul 10, 2016 22:40
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*wearing a fake mustache* good sir is that hamburgers you are giving out? Why I haven't had one in a while!
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Jul 10, 2016 22:46
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*wears cock ring prominently displayed* "Cock rings for sale! 125SP!"
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Jul 10, 2016 23:21
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Will Blazing Zero please report to the customer service desk? You've won a price for your posting.
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My game notes for today: I passed out before I could put away my coconut curry last night. I tried to eat it this morning and it smelled horrible. I told my friend I'd meet him an hour ago but really I'm too busy hiding in bed. Must resist the urge to retail therapy myself some marital aids Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Jul 11, 2016 02:25
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Hmmm there have been some hear-tellings of some goings-ons about town and the news is bad news folks because there's a new TERROR in town and his name is Sintaxulusulesus the Necromancer! I Cast Burning Fireball of Embers on all posters above me on this page, doing 20 dmg to each one (I rolled a d20 for each post just happened to come out all 20), the next 3 posters take 12 damage over time which reduces by 4 points for each post Haaa ha! You imbeciles will all burn when you feel my VENGEANCE! You females might not had sex with me before but that won't matter after I gently caress your corpses!! *flies around casting fireball spells very homosexually*
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Jul 11, 2016 02:39
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Sintax posted:Hmmm there have been some hear-tellings of some goings-ons about town and the news is bad news folks because there's a new TERROR in town and his name is Sintaxulusulesus the Necromancer! Welp. My cock rings are -50 fire damage too bad no one bought one.
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Jul 11, 2016 02:45
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Sintax posted:Hmmm there have been some hear-tellings of some goings-ons about town and the news is bad news folks because there's a new TERROR in town and his name is Sintaxulusulesus the Necromancer! hmmm please calm down until the DM returns
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Jul 11, 2016 03:00
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I'm gonna cast a regen spell on myself preemptively if that's okay and - just, dump out the contents of this Milkshake from Just Ray's Diner into the trash fire as it Mmm, aint nothin' like the smell of a molten malt chocolate on a Sunday afternoon... 
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Jul 11, 2016 03:17
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Get yer votes in quick!
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Jul 11, 2016 03:36
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Where is Blazing Zero at, his prize doesn't seem to be doing so well, I think I should let it out of the box to get some air...
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Jul 11, 2016 03:38
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I still don't know what we're voting for so I vote Bill & Opus
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Jul 11, 2016 04:08
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I asked everyone if they were good or bad and only one guy said he was bad but it was the new guy and he's a loving div so maybe he doesn't know you aren't supposed to do that, anyway it was King of Bees
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Jul 11, 2016 05:26
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can i be a jedi
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Jul 11, 2016 05:32
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Sheep-Goats posted:I asked everyone if they were good or bad and only one guy said he was bad but it was the new guy and he's a loving div so maybe he doesn't know you aren't supposed to do that, anyway it was King of Bees Well I know who I just voted for!
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Jul 11, 2016 10:55
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Greetings
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Jul 11, 2016 11:52
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We have the dice rolls d8 roll 1 = 4 d8 roll 2 = 3 d8 roll 3 = 8 (critical)
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Jul 11, 2016 14:07
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i voted for 6
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Jul 11, 2016 14:57
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As the vote collector, and seeing that the mayor and town crier are derelict in their duties, I plan to announce the winner of our first lynching very soon.
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Jul 11, 2016 15:06
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hmmm it's
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Jul 11, 2016 15:11
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you gotta read the sig to get that last post to work
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Jul 11, 2016 15:11
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Professor Shark posted:Man I don't even know gently caress, I'm drinking some elixer (Perrier) right now hey shark what's shaking? some pawgs maybe?
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Jul 11, 2016 15:12
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:you gotta read the sig to get that last post to work I have some bad news, I talked to lowtax and he said 95.7% of people don't display sigs.
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Jul 11, 2016 15:17
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Dr Cheeto posted:I need the town crier in my office immediately! And get me some drat coffee! *Shows up Monday morning* "Heard you wanted to see me? Sorry, It's been a busy weekend. I had some uh, 'business' to take care of." business = pokeymans
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Jul 11, 2016 15:18
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*places a hamburger on everyones porch*
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Jul 11, 2016 15:21
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS
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Jul 11, 2016 15:22
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:hey shark what's shaking? some pawgs maybe? No, just "enjoying" the summer I had an art idea that I've been thinking about pm-ing you about- have you watched the latest season of Game of Thrones??!
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Jul 11, 2016 15:23
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Professor Shark posted:No, just "enjoying" the summer nah i don't really watch TV. i'm more of a connoisseur of the finer things like video games and japanimation but i'll get around to it eventually. i'm up to the bit where that knight woman kicks the poo poo out of the hound
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Jul 11, 2016 15:27
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*sits down on the ground*
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Jul 11, 2016 15:27
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OctoberBlues posted:I have some bad news, I talked to lowtax and he said 95.7% of people don't display sigs. you know what ocky blue i'm getting real tired of the atmosphere of hopeless negativism you're introducing to this place
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Jul 11, 2016 15:28
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Jul 11, 2016 15:29
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see what you've done you killed dgsw i hope you're happy
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Jul 11, 2016 15:30
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:you know what ocky blue i'm getting real tired of the atmosphere of hopeless negativism you're introducing to this place Would a veggie burger make you feel better?  This one's on me!
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Jul 11, 2016 15:30
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:see what you've done Well yes, since I now compete against his horrid burger shop, I am quite glad.
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Jul 11, 2016 15:31
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I sat down to eat the burger and I noticed my tummy is getting a lil fat. Also the burger disappeared
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*comes in wearing a fancy wig* my heavens a burger shop!? How quaint, but what the hey, one burger please!
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