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Bread, milk, and then rip off the cashier's name tag and put it on the conveyor belt
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a carton of pistachio ice cream, maxi pads, and sunscreen
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Jul 9, 2016 22:26
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Cucumber, lube, tylenol.
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Jul 9, 2016 22:28
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condoms, Kool aid, twist ties
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Jul 9, 2016 22:30
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Valko posted:Large bottle of pure grain alcohol Enfield?  He has a permanent snarling face.
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Jul 9, 2016 22:35
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Just lol if you think the cashier actually pays attention to what the gently caress you're buying. Cashiers thought process: "Please don't pay with a check you rear end in a top hat" Scan "Please don't pay with a check you rear end in a top hat" Scan "Is it break time?" Scan "God I hate my loving job" Scan "Please don't pay with a check you rear end in a top hat"
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Jul 9, 2016 22:46
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TWO BULLETS AND A GUN
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Jul 9, 2016 22:48
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i don't really understand why you would want to shock or impress a complete stranger who is guaranteed to not give a gently caress about you. you might be able to engage with a random person on the street, but cashiers have to deal with assholes all the time. that is more or less their job description.
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Jul 9, 2016 23:01
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cookbook, blender, peas.
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Jul 9, 2016 23:03
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Serious Frolicking posted:i don't really understand why you would want to shock or impress a complete stranger who is guaranteed to not give a gently caress about you. Stop talking about my marriage
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Jul 9, 2016 23:05
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donuts donut holes glue
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Jul 9, 2016 23:28
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When I was a cashier I had someone come through my line with just a cucumber, and fire log, and a bottle of lube.
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Jul 10, 2016 00:18
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A can of gas Thread A hammer
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Jul 10, 2016 01:24
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Just lol if you think the cashier actually pays attention to what the gently caress you're buying. I have worked as a cashier at a liqour store. Nobody ever paid by cheque but my thought process was always "Please don't pay with switch/maestro/visa you rear end in a top hat". Our paypoint took FOREVER.
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Jul 10, 2016 01:55
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One pack of gum One candy bar One bottle of soda Start writing out a check when the cashier scans your goods
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Jul 10, 2016 02:03
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Kremlin Kremlin posted:donuts Haha, this is good and doesn't involve condoms or lube!
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Jul 10, 2016 03:14
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lube isn't that funny
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Jul 10, 2016 03:32
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how about... lube and some vegetables 
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Jul 10, 2016 03:33
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Buca di Bepis posted:TWO BULLETS AND A GUN Buy 2 bullets and then inquire about a gun rental
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Jul 10, 2016 04:57
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1x can of Air Duster 1x can of Whipped Cream 1x toy Cap Gun
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Jul 10, 2016 05:09
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Two grapes and a Simpsons dvd.
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Jul 10, 2016 09:57
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mrfart posted:Two grapes and a Simpsons dvd. Which season?? 
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Jul 10, 2016 10:10
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a package of yeast monistat cream suet
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Jul 10, 2016 10:19
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Loaf of bread Peanut Butter Grape jelly 
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Jul 10, 2016 10:23
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box of condoms, biggest english cucumber they've got, lube
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Jul 10, 2016 10:24
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trash bags. a pumpkin. lube.
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Jul 10, 2016 10:25
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HHAHA good grief you guys are siiiick 1. Box of...LUBE! 2. A thing to stick in a butt...like a big cucumber!!!!!! 3. Book titled "How to put a cucumber into your butt....for dum-dums!" 
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Jul 10, 2016 10:26
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8 track betamax posted:HHAHA good grief you guys are siiiick it's 230am gimme a break man tube of ice cream 3 pack of zantac bottles case of heat-up pad things (like the ones you put in gloves)
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Jul 10, 2016 10:26
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betamax post. a trash can. a trash bag. LOL
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Jul 10, 2016 10:28
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8 track betamax posted:HHAHA good grief you guys are siiiick Lube, their SA account, 
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Jul 10, 2016 10:28
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Condoms Safety Pins Plan B Pills
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Jul 10, 2016 10:42
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8 track betamax posted:Loaf of bread Wow the cashier would be thinking, "Wow this person has no taste whatsoever"
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Jul 10, 2016 10:51
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Just lol if you think the cashier actually pays attention to what the gently caress you're buying. this is accurate. also, I'm required to ask "did you find everything you were shopping for today," but if the answer is anything other than "yes," I hate you.
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Gun Bullets Celebrity homes map ZombieJesus fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Jul 10, 2016 |
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Jul 10, 2016 11:06
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loaf of bread can of sardines jar of sliced bread & butter pickles sounds like a witch curse
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Jul 10, 2016 11:42
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8 track betamax posted:HHAHA good grief you guys are siiiick Jeesh 
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Jul 10, 2016 11:45
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a jar of dill pickles, a revolver and a walking stick
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Jul 10, 2016 12:18
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dog buttz posted:Cucumber, lube, tylenol. cucumber, lube, cordless drill
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Jul 10, 2016 13:04
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AIDS The cure for AIDS More AIDS
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Three baby carrots... out of the bag. 
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