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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > so, you into butt stuff?
 
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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
no but i have a butt stuff story:

my wife and i watched...wolf of wall street i think? where a dominatrix sticks a candle in dicaprio's butt? anyway my wife kept talking about that scene afterwards, so i thought she might be indirectly hinting she was into it. so i indirectly hinted that if she was into it i would be open-minded about it

anyway after about a week of indirect conversations i finally discovered that she wasn't into it sexually at all, she just thought it would be hilarious to put things in my rear end

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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

The Dregs posted:

Should have done it for comedy's sake. At least you could have told her that.

she barely takes me seriously as it is, once she saw me with a feather duster in my b hole there would be no chance

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