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Do any of you computer touchers call yourselves engineers? Traditional engineers are regulated, certified, and subject to apprenticeship and continuing education. Let's get this straight. Silicon Valley is cheapening the title of "Engineer". Here's a list of things that are not engineering:
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Jul 10, 2016 06:30
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posting engineer
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Jul 10, 2016 06:36
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OP is right even if he obviously thinks he isn't.
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Jul 10, 2016 07:12
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SpaceAceJase posted:Here's a list of things that are not engineering: nope, sorry, wrong. my degree is in software engineering
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Jul 10, 2016 07:14
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Tiny Bug Child posted:nope, sorry, wrong. my degree is in software engineering Doesn't matter what your degree is in. Your alma mater is wrong.
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Jul 10, 2016 07:18
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Tiny Bug Child posted:nope, sorry, wrong. my degree is in software engineering Sorry but unless you're writing low level code that doesn't need a compiler you can't consider your education within the engineering discipline programming should be re-categorized as one of the arts
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Jul 10, 2016 07:22
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SpaceAceJase posted:Sorry but unless you're writing low level code that doesn't need a compiler you can't consider your education within the engineering discipline this is nonsense. i'm an engineer because the code i write is "high level" (i.e. non-archaic) enough that it doesn't need a compiler
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Jul 10, 2016 07:28
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don't give a poo poo, will continue
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Jul 10, 2016 07:37
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SpaceAceJase posted:Sorry but unless you're writing low level code that doesn't need a compiler you can't consider your education within the engineering discipline This dude is 100% correct.
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Jul 10, 2016 07:38
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Tiny Bug Child posted:this is nonsense. i'm an engineer because the code i write is "high level" (i.e. non-archaic) enough that it doesn't need a compiler you write php. sanitation engineering was already covered in the op
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Jul 10, 2016 07:46
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SpaceAceJase posted:Here's a list of things that are not engineering: http://www.softwareengineerinsider.com/abet/abet-software-engineering-programs.html
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Jul 10, 2016 07:55
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i get the point you're making, though. just bein sassy 
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Jul 10, 2016 07:56
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Incomplete Fish posted:posting engineer
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Jul 10, 2016 08:51
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you can get a PE for software engineering in texas fucker
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Jul 10, 2016 09:18
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lol texas "education" strikes again
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Jul 10, 2016 10:35
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ive got PE SE. by that i mean i'qve got physically exhausted by slight exercise
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Jul 10, 2016 11:54
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i can actually apply for chartered engineer status because there's an accrediting body for computer touching in the UK cEng is supposed to be to indicate that you can be trusted to sign off on safety critical poo poo like buildings so i feel that this devalues the whole idea but im gonna apply anyway because lol
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Jul 10, 2016 12:12
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Tiny Bug Child posted:nope, sorry, wrong. my degree is in software engineering 
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Jul 10, 2016 12:25
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op please add "process engineering" to the list it's what i say i do when i draw random boxes and squiggly arrows on a pad of paper when the person i'm talking to has me cornered and i couldn't give less of a poo poo
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Jul 10, 2016 12:40
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mfw i engineer le software
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Jul 10, 2016 12:46
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im a team fortress 2 engineer
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Jul 10, 2016 14:26
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get you Software Engineering degree today: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unaccredited_institutions_of_higher_education
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Jul 10, 2016 14:44
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im in product management why would i claim to be an engineer
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Jul 10, 2016 15:23
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engineer is a title for when your work can directly cause the death of one or more individuals if done incorrectly
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Jul 10, 2016 15:27
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that guys minesweeper blew up a whole block
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Jul 10, 2016 16:20
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*hammers two arduinos together* I'm an engineer!
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Jul 10, 2016 16:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
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Jul 10, 2016 16:51
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im a maker
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Jul 10, 2016 16:52
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when computers are sick i make them well again. i'm a doctor
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Jul 10, 2016 17:19
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i'm whatever gets me paid the most with the least legal liability
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Jul 10, 2016 17:20
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im a network architect 
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Jul 10, 2016 17:20
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YeOldeButchere posted:i'm whatever gets me paid the most with the least legal liability
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Jul 10, 2016 17:21
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triple sulk posted:engineer is a title for when your work can directly cause the death of one or more individuals if done incorrectly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
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Jul 10, 2016 17:24
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next you're going to tell me i can't be an architect
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Jul 10, 2016 17:25
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Jul 10, 2016 17:54
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u mad bro?
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Jul 10, 2016 19:18
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100% of engineering these days is using software tools with the additional component of regulatory compliance (100% of which is worked out by external consulting firms specializing in subsections of the federal register) and then signing off on projects.
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Jul 10, 2016 19:36
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creationist believer posted:ive got PE SE. by that i mean i'qve got physically exhausted by slight exercise
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Jul 10, 2016 19:37
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Otaku Alpha Male posted:mfw i engineer le software
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Jul 10, 2016 19:37
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"programming is an art/craft" uh no, not the way i do it 
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