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a robot killed a guy in dallas but that robot was being controlled by a human, so don't bother posting about it in here. post cars that murder people by themselves, especially if they have an ipad in the dashboard, or instead of one    
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blowfish posted:Self-driving cars allow the unwashed masses to experience more convenience and luxury at a lower price. This is good. Driver of vehicle that costs $120,000, can't ever venture further than 125 miles from its charging station or risk getting stuck, has a worse interior than a ford fusion, and which has a computer whose function is to randomly murder the occupants of the car: I love my luxury car. It's very fast. Good acceleration
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Jul 10, 2016 08:30
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Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump BUMP BUMP OH MY GOD HELP ME!
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Jul 10, 2016 08:31
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Jul 10, 2016 08:31
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Tautologicus posted:i predict, that if this happens, people won't actually own the cars as the maintenance on them will be prohibitively expensive and/or complicated for the average consumer. instead, they will be a fleet vehicle, and one will be much like the other. and products will be sold to the passenger inside the car via advertising and tie-ins. as per usual. neutrality will fail due to the economics of the whole enterprise, and it will be a free for all among the tech companies to hoard their latest captive market for themselves. Sign into your Google Account to access your self driving car riding time period. this is the dream of every silicon valley google exec and wannabe startup jockey and i'm looking forwards to being one of the few people who can visit things that are located on dirt roads or outside cellular coverage
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Jul 10, 2016 08:32
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did you really get mad enough to make a separate, tangential thread after the old one was closed
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Jul 10, 2016 08:32
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MUST. INDIVIDUALLY. REPLY. TO. ALL. POSTS.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:33
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So is there going to be a self driving car reference in Space Station 13 now.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:34
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blowfish posted:sensors and computers are cheap you know which is why the tesla has one camera and a bad radar
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Jul 10, 2016 08:34
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Ok it's stuck on a fire hydrant but it still won't unlock the doors. The alarm keeps going off - I think it's laughing.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:36
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machine learning enthusiast: finally, it's AI's time to shine! it'll get the attention it never got in the 80s! I will finally be vindic*is run over by overfitting neural network*
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Jul 10, 2016 08:36
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Germstore posted:why do you continue to pretend the only self driving cars are going to be google pod cars? well, as far as we know right now, the only two kinds of self-driving cars are the Google kind that trundles into buses and the Tesla kind that decapitates its owners at 255 mph. Looking at current technology, it only makes sense to go from our current capabilities to imagine what sort of wondrous and pleasant future we could have
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Jul 10, 2016 08:38
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Jul 10, 2016 08:38
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Iron Prince posted:MUST. INDIVIDUALLY. REPLY. TO. ALL. POSTS. Heh, well let's see you reply to this post, jerkbag!
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Jul 10, 2016 08:38
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Germstore posted:I'm not sure how seriously I take a think tank report written by non subject matter experts. "RAND doesn't know anything, since they don't make self-driving cars. Tesla's press release said this was a statistical inevitability, and that their shareholders are proven right. I trust Elon, since he knows more about self-driving cars."
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Jul 10, 2016 08:40
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What is this thread even about? You are mad at cars?
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Jul 10, 2016 08:40
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Zzulu posted:can't wait to be killed by my car same, honestly
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Jul 10, 2016 08:41
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Hello. I am fine now. I was having an undetermined mental illness. Please come to the corner of 5th and Roseburg for free money and sex.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:41
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Heh, well let's see you reply to this post, jerkbag! Ok. Done.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:42
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Jul 10, 2016 08:48
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Ive Seen the Future, and It Will Suck
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Jul 10, 2016 08:50
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Tautologicus posted:Ive Seen the Future, and It Will Suck
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Jul 10, 2016 08:55
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still nobody can answer the question of what an autopilot tesla does in reaction to a megawatt of pulsed rf at 2.4ghz aimed at the front radar
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Jul 10, 2016 08:56
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atomicthumbs posted:still nobody can answer the question of what an autopilot tesla does in reaction to a megawatt of pulsed rf at 2.4ghz aimed at the front radar Massive retaliation.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:57
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Do not attempt this action it will not end well for you.
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Jul 10, 2016 08:58
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what's it gonna do, smart guy? decapitate me?
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Jul 10, 2016 09:00
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me, talking to google car: OK Google, let's head off. google car: *shows image of jared leto's the joker on infotainment system while aiming for the nearest semi trailer undercarriage at 99 mph* Command confirmed.
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Jul 10, 2016 09:01
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Is that what you fear? Do all humans fear decapitation?
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Jul 10, 2016 09:02
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I'm sorry that robots are currently stealing your truck driver job, OP. There's nothing we can do about it, progress is relentless.
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Jul 10, 2016 09:07
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Jul 10, 2016 09:09
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thank god she didnt have any passengers
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Jul 10, 2016 09:18
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i think you bitches are just jelly because u want a tesla but you can't even afford the $5k to get on the wait list
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Jul 10, 2016 09:18
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you fat fucks probably quiver with envy when you see that the car can park itself "no more squeezing in and out of the spot with my fat rear end..."
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Jul 10, 2016 09:20
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Mordin stop trying you shoehorn your meltdowns into other people's meltdown threads. Make your own.
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Jul 10, 2016 09:24
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idk why you people see some cussing and assume im super mad all the time and having a meltdown
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Jul 10, 2016 09:25
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I guess I'm just an optimist.
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Jul 10, 2016 09:27
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Moridin920 posted:i think you bitches are just jelly because u want a tesla but you can't even afford the $5k to get on the wait list pretend i put the effort in to make a map of the united states with tiny little shaded blobs on the coasts and maybe in austin and chicago to indicate where you can drive with a tesla.
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Jul 10, 2016 09:36
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Moridin920 posted:idk why you people see some cussing and assume im super mad all the time and having a meltdown you cuss a lot and also, like a meltdown, continue to react when you shouldn't, are very difficult to stop with methods that make sense to most humans, and are dense and energetic enough that you will slowly sink toward the center of the earth
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Jul 10, 2016 09:37
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Moridin920 posted:you fat fucks probably quiver with envy when you see that the car can park itself "no more squeezing in and out of the spot with my fat rear end..." unlike the other possibly misleading pictures I posted (tesla claims the model X crash there was the driver's fault), this one 100% definitively happened while the car was driving itself
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atomicthumbs posted:pretend i put the effort in to make a map of the united states with tiny little shaded blobs on the coasts and maybe in austin and chicago to indicate where you can drive with a tesla. yeah but let's be real you don't want to go to 99% of the USA 99.99% of the time you are in it like once in a great while you can take a car trip and then you can just rent a car or whatever bc you wouldn't take your daily driver on a big road trip like a rube anyway, right?
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