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Going out on a date today and Tuesday with two girls who play this game Sorry if this offends you
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Between Miitomo (getting people to voluntarily build psychological profiles of themselves) and Pokemon Go (getting people to voluntarily give up their locations and general movement patterns) Nintendo have accomplished in 6 months what took Google and Facebook over a decade. The Google vs Nintendo War of 2025 is going to be badass
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Jul 10, 2016 20:20
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Business Gorillas posted:Going out on a date today and Tuesday with two girls who play this game Have fun on your date Aatrek.
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Jul 10, 2016 20:20
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Today I heard the following yelled from a group of 5 teenagers loitering around the entrance to the zoo: "Gotta catch em all...Just like herpes!" I'm not entirely sure what that means, but this game will change the world.
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Jul 10, 2016 20:23
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Tim Burns Effect posted:Between Miitomo (getting people to voluntarily build psychological profiles of themselves) and Pokemon Go (getting people to voluntarily give up their locations and general movement patterns) Nintendo have accomplished in 6 months what took Google and Facebook over a decade. ingress failed spectacularly then they added childrens monsters and now its a hit
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Jul 10, 2016 20:24
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Next thing you know they'll be trying to get you to talk to one another and notice the world round you - fuckin horse poo poo man
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Jul 10, 2016 20:25
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King of Bees posted:My eleven year old daughter thinks it's fun. So can we get a little "flex" on the age range? sorry but no go berate her
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Jul 10, 2016 21:06
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Business Gorillas posted:Going out on a date today and Tuesday with two girls who play this game sounds sweet too bad they are going to gently caress a non nerd after your 'date' maybe you'll get to watch from the corner or whatever
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Jul 10, 2016 21:08
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Sound posted:sorry but no I think she's already lost interest. Kids these days, amirite?
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Jul 10, 2016 21:09
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Pokémon passed me by the first time it came around and thus I'm not really interested in playing this version but I do think it's neat and cool so many people like it op.
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Jul 10, 2016 21:33
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I just pretend to be into it to get at the dumb nerd girls
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Jul 10, 2016 21:38
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Sound posted:sounds sweet too bad they are going to gently caress a non nerd after your 'date' im sure youre a hit at parties* * - you don't get invited to parties
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Jul 10, 2016 21:43
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nigga crab pollock posted:the keywords for gyms are 'significant places, spiritually, culturally, etc' so yeah a shitload of churches and old memorials are going to pop up as gyms Someone made a map online of gym locations and the closest gym to my home is a liquor store.
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Jul 10, 2016 22:06
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. The US has a department of Fitness http://www.fitness.gov/ It was founded on July 16, 1956 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President%27s_Council_on_Fitness,_Sports,_and_Nutrition Axe this loving do nothing bureaucracy and give all the money to the Pokemon Go makers. Fire every motherfucker that works in this parasite organization and hire the Pokemon Go programmers to make rare Pokemon to be only available on hills, up stairs and after a 5 mile hike. American Obesity solved.
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Jul 10, 2016 22:25
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Enfield posted:suck my penis You're not doing it right, Enfield. It's "Suck my dick, you fuckman". Sheeeeesh! Edit: You know what? I never knew where the hell that came from, so I just googled it and fuckin' lol, it's hilarious. I just thought it was something from the forums that got formalized into a forum meme. But poo poo... http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/294640/alleged-murderer-to-fuckman-rear end-judge-suck-my-dick-you-fuckman-go-gently caress-yourself/ The more you know, eh? autoaim.cfg fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jul 10, 2016 |
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Jul 10, 2016 22:46
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autoaim.cfg posted:You're not doing it right, Enfield. Crack open a cold one and enjoy. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3781121
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Jul 10, 2016 22:55
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enfield its pretty hosed up that you said a thing using your own words instead of repeating a meme
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Jul 10, 2016 22:57
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Parallax Scroll posted:enfield its pretty hosed up that you said a thing using your own words instead of repeating a meme He's drifting off the hivemind course. This is serious business that should be discussed by the Elders of SAion. Should the hammer be brought down, to stamp out such heresy or should we show leniency, in case he might take us into places uncharted? Be there dragons there? Or colonies to be founded? Rich with vespene gas to be mined and interesting floral arrangements? Convene the council!
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Jul 10, 2016 23:02
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I started playing it and thought "no way am I gonna do this I'm almost 29 ffs" then my girlfriend who is a huge nerd went running with the game and came back with like 13 pokemon, so we went on a walk to a lake and spent like 2 hours catching ratatats, sparrows and a psyduck tbh we really enjoyed ourself and saw a lot of cool monuments that I never noticed before, I'm embarrased but liking the game
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Jul 10, 2016 23:08
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Martin Shkreli catch all the pokemons to increase their value
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Jul 10, 2016 23:09
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I'm just waiting for the first Pokemon Go death - either from someone absent-minded wandering into traffic or heading into a seedy part of town.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:12
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I captured a Ratatata in the police station.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:17
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What are the odds Nintendo will sell pokemon locations to stores for big bucks? Think about it, it would be great. Yeah Wal-Mart, we will put a polemic in the back by the sweets, 50$ a month, for 100 we make it a rare one.... that could lure people into shops. No need to thank me Nintendo.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:19
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No, apparently it's a trick to get more black guys about by police. https://medium.com/mobile-lifestyle/warning-pokemon-go-is-a-death-sentence-if-you-are-a-black-man-acacb4bdae7f#.en545dhlt The sad part is that I saw that article this morning and rolled my eyes. When I went back and googled "Pokémon go black men" to find out again, turns out a number of sites are running similar articles.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:20
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Hopper posted:What are the odds Nintendo will sell pokemon locations to stores for big bucks? Think about it, it would be great. Yeah Wal-Mart, we will put a polemic in the back by the sweets, 50$ a month, for 100 we make it a rare one.... that could lure people into shops. A smart hooker would find a street corner with a good Pokémon on it, so as to capitalize on the virgin nerd demographic.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:22
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criscodisco posted:A smart hooker would find a street corner with a good Pokémon on it, so as to capitalize on the virgin nerd demographic. well supposedly some pokemen showed up at strip clubs
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Jul 10, 2016 23:51
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criscodisco posted:A smart hooker would find a street corner with a good Pokémon on it, so as to capitalize on the virgin nerd demographic. loving brilliant
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Jul 10, 2016 23:52
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criscodisco posted:A smart hooker would find a street corner with a good Pokémon on it, so as to capitalize on the virgin nerd demographic. Jigglypuff?
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Jul 10, 2016 23:56
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Shaquin posted:nintendo gamers seem more well adjusted than most Miyamoto can relax a bit I've seen more lovely zelda and mario-based tattoos than any other videogame tattoo. If you need Link or a one up mushroom in pixel art on your neck to show appreciation to the media you consume, you're not well adjusted.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:57
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criscodisco posted:A smart hooker would find a street corner with a good Pokémon on it, so as to capitalize on the virgin nerd demographic. "Hey there cutie, wanna make my Bulbasaur  ""I don't get it, I uh, uhh, I uh saw this was a doduo hotspot and uhhh ok see ya"
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Helical Nightmares posted:Jigglypuff? crabbie
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cubone
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Jul 11, 2016 00:03
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my kids went to a park with their grandparents today and apparently they only wanted to go to find pokemons
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Jul 11, 2016 00:05
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Enfield posted:suck my penis  another golden post from a stupid charred-up human being
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Jul 11, 2016 00:06
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Defiance posted:
would it be inappropriate to use the someone call the burn ward joke right now
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Jul 11, 2016 00:08
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who gives a gently caress?
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Helical Nightmares posted:Jigglypuff? snorlax
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Jul 11, 2016 00:22
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Defiance posted:
Enfield posted:suck my penis Suck mine too while yer at it.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:26
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I keep hearing about how Pokemon Go is making people walk more, so far I've just seen other people in the cars in the parking lot furiously tapping on their phones. Edit: Although at the mall today, there were some people walking around hunting for Pokemon. For some reason people kept luring the poke stop that is too far outside the mall to stay in the AC. There are 3-4 other stops that are inside glorious air conditioning and plenty of chairs. Sperg Victorious fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Sperg Victorious posted:I keep hearing about how Pokemon Go is making people walk more, so far I've just seen other people in the cars in the parking lot furiously tapping on their phones. Same
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