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if you're so fat that u think going for a walk outside is exercise then ur diet coke programming is working
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Holding out for Minecraft Go.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:43
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Applewhite posted:I'm using a high tech simulator and no matter what ratio I input it comes out with "100% waste of time." Pretty much, plus you look like an rear end in a top hat staring at your phone while you walk around
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Jul 11, 2016 17:43
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Personally I'm glad somebody found a way to make walking around outside not be boring
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Jul 11, 2016 17:43
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theyve made it super easy for people to get mugged or robbed so congratulations on that i guess "i know whats a good idea, im going to go out into this dark area in the middle of the night by myself to get some loving pokemon surely nothing bad will happen to someone who is unaware of their surroundings and holding a $600 piece of easily re-salable electronics"
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Jul 11, 2016 17:46
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social vegan posted:if you're so fat that u think going for a walk outside is exercise then ur diet coke programming is working
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Jul 11, 2016 17:47
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too late bitch i already caught two pokemen while taking a smoke break
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GTA GO
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Jul 11, 2016 17:48
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Tuxedo Gin posted:GTA GO what about that game that was on like all the TI-83s and eventually other phones where you bought and sold drugs and stuff by moving to different areas it could be a runaway hit
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Jul 11, 2016 17:49
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tomstuart posted:what about that game that was on like all the TI-83s and eventually other phones where you bought and sold drugs and stuff by moving to different areas I always won that game by buying negative beers.
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tomstuart posted:what about that game that was on like all the TI-83s and eventually other phones where you bought and sold drugs and stuff by moving to different areas i made my first million developing TI-83 games - a simpler time
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Jul 11, 2016 17:50
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Applewhite posted:I always won that game by buying negative beers. just rely on finding some coke followed by a coke bust and you are instantly very wealthy
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Jul 11, 2016 17:51
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My Pokemon GO is broken 
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Jul 11, 2016 17:51
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MasterSitsu posted:My Pokemon GO is broken uh no that's jynx and voltorb wtg why don't u try reading a book
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MasterSitsu posted:My Pokemon GO is broken hey wheres that first thing not chinatown i know where that is!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 11, 2016 18:10
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FuhrerHat posted:hey wheres that first thing harbourfrontbuddy
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staring at your phone while walking around, hunting for Pokémon: nerd poo poo for losers staring at your phone while walking around, shitposting in GBS: even worse
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Jul 11, 2016 18:35
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i tried to catch a [pokemon and all i found was a cat and a pigeon and a raccoon, didnt catch any of them this game is dumb
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Jul 11, 2016 18:37
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ps kids will inevitably learn how to exercise when they go to the bar every night
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FuhrerHat posted:ps kids will inevitably learn how to exercise when they go to the bar every night like we all did
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http://adamreeve.tumblr.com/post/147120922009/pokemon-go-is-a-huge-security-risk Pokemon Go on iOS gives itself full access to your Google account  quote:Let me be clear - Pokemon Go and Niantic can now:
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Jul 11, 2016 18:46
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the clever marketing ploy is a clever marketing ploy? well i never
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owning an iphone in the current year of our Lord makes you deserve the security risks that come with it.
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Three Olives posted:http://adamreeve.tumblr.com/post/147120922009/pokemon-go-is-a-huge-security-risk My god, the Japs are going to know everything about us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hemophilia posted:owning an iphone in the current year of our Lord makes you deserve the security risks that come with it.
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Jul 11, 2016 18:54
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tomstuart posted:theyve made it super easy for people to get mugged or robbed so congratulations on that i guess Well since most people aren't inner-city denizens, I really don't think that this is as big of a problem as you're suggesting. Additionally, this is largely done in groups and near groups; Yes, a few weak gazelles might get trounced every once in a while, but that happens regardless and especially to people who are already laxxed enough in what you're suggesting are notoriously dangerous neighborhoods. On the bright side, most muggers are willing to run you down if they're looking to mug you at all, so it's not like constantly scanning your surroundings will really save you much anyway. unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Jul 11, 2016 18:59
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*toses pokeball at weakened gazelle*
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the ball tossing is the hardest part of this game btw
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FoxStrats posted:Well since most people aren't inner-city denizens, I really don't think that this is as big of a problem as you're suggesting. Additionally, this is largely done in groups and near groups; Yes, a few weak gazelles might get trounced ever once in a while, but that happens regardless. Most muggers are willing to run you down if they're willing to mug you at all, so it's not like constantly scanning your surroundings will really save you much anyway. Yeah I think it's pretty funny the idea that Po-Go (new hip name I just made) players are gonna be targeted and robbed for their phones. Motherfuckers it's 2016, any random rear end in a top hat walking around outside has a cell phone that some mugger can take. A criminal doesn't need to see it in your hand to shake you down for it.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:04
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i have an iphone cuz i really like how the screen looks so crisp like i need this fidelity and the screen is crisp and kinda smart intuitive i don't have 2 think
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Jul 11, 2016 19:06
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gently caress the ROW posted:*toses pokeball at weakened gazelle* please don't, I might get a black eye and lose my phone to some wayward thug for the 7th time this week
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Jul 11, 2016 19:08
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social vegan posted:i have an iphone cuz i really like how the screen looks so crisp like i need this fidelity and the screen is crisp and kinda smart intuitive i don't have 2 think Their dumb loving system design ensures that if any point of their security fails, a whole bunch of poo poo is accessible, while their security measures rely on the design not being compromised by a dumb loving pokemon app fad, but now the security risk is known, and if it's not patched immediately, if it's by design, someone is going to be able to exploit a shitload of people with apple phones, because people needed the pretty shiny from the company that just assumes it's customers are incabable of using anything more complex than something a toddler can operate. Android isn't so much better, but Apple's need to integrate everything in weird and intrusive ways honestly just makes them weirdly expensive lovely toy versions of smart phones. They may have been first but they are currently Worst.
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Jul 11, 2016 20:09
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haha hot drat this screen iz sexy the koffing looks so clear on i t i get a boner
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MasterSitsu posted:My Pokemon GO is broken Am I the only person that didn't find that Babadook movie scary at all? I mean the only thing that was scary was that they actually let the annoying as gently caress kid live.
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Jul 11, 2016 20:15
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lol holy poo poo this stupid game is getting old really fast. I went to a park for a walk and literally everyone there was playing this, looking like rear end in a top hat drones staring at their phone. I give it 2 weeks before everyone else turns on it
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I started playing this a bit over the weekend and had some fun I guess. It was cool driving around with my gf finding Pokemons. Then my friend mentioned how he and his buds all bought 2-3 external batteries for their phones and spent hours getting Pokemon and spreadsheeting and min/maxing and my desire to play anymore has been totally drained away. I just want to battle casually with other casuals, not have to drive to a gym to get shrecked by some turbonerd who camps it with his level 900 Vaporeon. I already see the nerds who dominated Ingress coming through.
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i did the quicz on the website and it says i'm a mankey wow telling a man of colour that he is a mankey tahnks nintendo
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IDK if this been posted in the thread or if you nerds mentioned it, but Poke Go has full access to your data. https://www.searchenginejournal.com...chenginejournal quote:When an app has full access to your Google account it can see and manipulate nearly every piece of information contained within it. The only things it can’t do are change your password, delete your account, or autonomously pay for something with Google Wallet.
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