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He justs want to help.
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Spiderman sux
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Jul 11, 2016 00:00
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Drad_Bert posted:Spiderman sux you suck shithead
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Jul 11, 2016 00:01
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Because he leaves web everywhere, who the gently caress do you think cleans that up because I'll tell you something it loving smells like tonsil stones and jizz.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:01
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because by doing all his stupid web jumping flashy poo poo it's causing all these crazy loving super villains to think it's ok to go completley loving nuts trying to kill him I mean jesus christ they keep blowing up the city what the gently caress is it with these people in fuckign ANIME COSTUMES KILLING EVERYONE
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Jul 11, 2016 00:03
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RobattoJesus posted:Because he leaves web everywhere, who the gently caress do you think cleans that up because I'll tell you something it loving smells like tonsil stones and jizz. they only last 90 minutes.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:03
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Also someone collected statistics and you're 3x more likely to get spidermanned if you're black.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:04
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rabble rabble posted:because by doing all his stupid web jumping flashy poo poo it's causing all these crazy loving super villains to think it's ok to go completley loving nuts trying to kill him I mean jesus christ they keep blowing up the city what the gently caress is it with these people in fuckign ANIME COSTUMES KILLING EVERYONE who are you? Dr Octavious? He tried that poo poo and it didn't work
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Jul 11, 2016 00:05
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RobattoJesus posted:Also someone collected statistics and you're 3x more likely to get spidermanned if you're black. miles morales can confirm this
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Jul 11, 2016 00:05
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he shot a black guy
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Jul 11, 2016 00:06
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RobattoJesus posted:Also someone collected statistics and you're 3x more likely to get spidermanned if you're black. well now I wish I was black
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Jul 11, 2016 00:06
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vols bitch posted:he shot a black guy no, he was a black guy
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Jul 11, 2016 00:07
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poo poo i forgot he was related to uncle ben
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Jul 11, 2016 00:09
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vols bitch posted:poo poo i forgot he was related to uncle ben he let that guy die.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:10
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He does whatever a spider can and people are often freaked out by spiders
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Jul 11, 2016 00:11
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i always like when they justify newspaper hitler's almost sexual hatred for spiderman by saying he only supports real heroes such as his son the astronaut werewolf
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Jul 11, 2016 00:12
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Drad_Bert posted:Spiderman sux
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Jul 11, 2016 00:12
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The Sphinxster posted:He does whatever a spider can and people are often freaked out by spiders fair enough
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Jul 11, 2016 00:13
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How would we know if spiderman is black or not? We've never seen him without his mask, idiot.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:14
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spider man posts in d&d on the reg
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Zorodius posted:How would we know if spiderman is black or not? We've never seen him without his mask, idiot. I have. there is a white and black spider-man You know its a comic book right?
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Jul 11, 2016 00:16
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okay mostly i just really love that newspaper hitler's son is an astronaut werewolf
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Jul 11, 2016 00:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgL8h_u2PHw
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Serious Frolicking posted:okay mostly i just really love that newspaper hitler's son is an astronaut werewolf that is pretty funny
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Jul 11, 2016 00:18
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hey everyone *squinting spidey eyes*
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Jul 11, 2016 00:19
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spiders aren't precogs. his powers are fuckin bullshit
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Jul 11, 2016 00:19
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He is a nerd and the jocks want to beat him up and take his girl (who he is in the friend zone with anyhow). Then he discovers that with super powers he can bully the bullies and get the girl. The lesson is that nerds are losers and never get the girl, so improve your life by beating some people up!
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Jul 11, 2016 00:19
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The cops can't kill the suspect if Spider-Man captures them alive. Police snipers would be much more effective than Spider-Man at solving NYC's villain problem.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:19
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The Man Wolf!
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Jul 11, 2016 00:19
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BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDDERMAN!
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Jul 11, 2016 00:20
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Pawn 17 posted:He is a nerd and the jocks want to beat him up and take his girl (who he is in the friend zone with anyhow). Then he discovers that with super powers he can bully the bullies and get the girl. The lesson is that nerds are losers and never get the girl, so improve your life by beating some people up! yeah, but then his rear end in a top hat neighbor breaks her neck
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Jul 11, 2016 00:21
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:yeah, but then his rear end in a top hat neighbor breaks her neck not even his neighbor. it was his friend's dad and said dad was banging her on the reg.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:22
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:fair enough Snake-man and Stinging-jelly- man have the exact same problem
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Jul 11, 2016 00:24
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Serious Frolicking posted:not even his neighbor. it was his friend's dad and said dad was banging her on the reg. how the gently caress didn't Mephesto get rid of that?
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Jul 11, 2016 00:24
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GWEN! NOOO!
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Jul 11, 2016 00:25
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maybe she shouldn't have been loving his archnemesis, then.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:26
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Remember in the Tobey Maguire Spiderman, he had that super cute neighbor girl who had a crush on him and was really nice to him and made him food and stuff. And Spiderman just shooed that pussy away cause he was going for that stuck up, self-involved and annoying bitch Mary Jane. hosed up imo.
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Serious Frolicking posted:maybe she shouldn't have been loving his archnemesis, then. that didn't really happen. We clear on this
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