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Pawn 17 posted:Remember in the Tobey Maguire Spiderman NOPE
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Pawn 17 posted:Remember in the Tobey Maguire Spiderman, he had that super cute neighbor girl who had a crush on him and was really nice to him and made him food and stuff. And Spiderman just shooed that pussy away cause he was going for that stuck up, self-involved and annoying bitch Mary Jane. 
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Jul 11, 2016 00:28
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spider-man is such a jackass he kept a fat old man from getting his last chance at true love at least two times. once with his aunt may and a second time with a hot italian midget.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:30
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What, you like Andrew Garfield?
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Jul 11, 2016 00:33
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that didn't really happen. We clear on this i am pretty sure that their kids are still running around
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Jul 11, 2016 00:34
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Dr. Killjoy posted:spider-man is such a jackass he kept a fat old man from getting his last chance at true love at least two times. once with his aunt may and a second time with a hot italian midget. are you talking about aunt may and dr octopus?
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Jul 11, 2016 00:35
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Pawn 17 posted:What, you like Andrew Garfield? I just hate Tobey. I love the book Cider House Rules and Erykah Badu too. That poo poo was all hosed.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:are you talking about aunt may and dr octopus? or aunt may and mole man?
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Jul 11, 2016 00:36
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Serious Frolicking posted:i am pretty sure that their kids are still running around nope. everyone is dead in the Marvel comic universe.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:37
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I agree that Drad_Bert sucks worse than spider man
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Jul 11, 2016 00:37
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dog buttz posted:The cops can't kill the suspect if Spider-Man captures them alive. Police snipers would be much more effective than Spider-Man at solving NYC's villain problem. They can totally kill suspects in police custody if the villains in question are the Prowler or Tombstone...
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Jul 11, 2016 00:38
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Serious Frolicking posted:or aunt may and mole man? that would have been awesome
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Jul 11, 2016 00:38
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One time good ole JJJ was in an iron man suit and trying to kill spider man. At least in the newspaper spider man canon.   And one time spider man killed mary jane by filling her with radioactive semen. Also one time spider man fought alongside the punisher against an eight foot tall Russian cyborg with massive breasts  http://puu.sh/pXiYU.jpg
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Jul 11, 2016 00:38
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that would have been awesome it happened in the newspaper comics, aka the one true spiderman continuity
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Jul 11, 2016 00:39
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that would have been awesome also moleman is one word
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Jul 11, 2016 00:39
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Doc Ock took over spidermans body and used his newfound youth to gently caress a midget I loving love comic books
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Jul 11, 2016 00:40
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Serious Frolicking posted:it happened in the newspaper comics, aka the one true spiderman continuity it happened in the monthly comics too. Back in the '60s
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Jul 11, 2016 00:41
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aunt may more like aunt gay
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Jul 11, 2016 00:41
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Uh, because he's a goddamn menace to society? He should be run out on a rail.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:41
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He stole a pizza
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Jul 11, 2016 00:41
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The mask lifts and Andy Dick Shots ring out
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Jul 11, 2016 00:42
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EugeneJ posted:He stole a pizza
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Jul 11, 2016 00:42
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Cnut the Great posted:Uh, because he's a goddamn menace to society? He should be run out on a rail. EugeneJ posted:He stole a pizza
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Jul 11, 2016 00:44
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I hate Spider-Man so loving much, I wish he would die, gently caress him gently caress him gently caress him Incidentally, does anybody have any cool pictures of him I could buy? Preferably ones that show his crotch bulge
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Jul 11, 2016 00:49
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Cnut the Great posted:I hate Spider-Man so loving much, I wish he would die, gently caress him gently caress him gently caress him be quiet Peter
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Jul 11, 2016 00:50
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spider man? yeah, gently caress that dude.
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Jul 11, 2016 00:54
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Iron Prince posted:spider man? yeah, gently caress that dude. Deadpool likes him. sometimes
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Jul 11, 2016 00:56
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i want to gently caress new aunt may
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Jul 11, 2016 00:57
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i want to gently caress new aunt may you mean Marissa Tomei. Welcome to the club. Its me and George and 2 million others
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Jul 11, 2016 01:00
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Peter Parker is a retard
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Jul 11, 2016 01:00
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Drad_Bert posted:Peter Parker is a retard How do you feel about Miles Morales?
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Jul 11, 2016 01:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you mean Marissa Tomei. Welcome to the club. Its me and George and 2 million others ya but i mostly just want to be eskimo bros with tony stark
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Jul 11, 2016 01:06
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The next spiderman movie will be half crime fighting half cockblocking Tony stark
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Jul 11, 2016 01:08
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:ya but i mostly just want to be eskimo bros with tony stark 
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Jul 11, 2016 01:12
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CharlestonJew posted:The next spiderman movie will be half crime fighting half cockblocking Tony stark we can only hope
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Jul 11, 2016 01:13
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Toby Maguire Spiderman movies were the only superhero movies that had some actual self awareness that they were objectively stupid and ran with it. All the others are so deadly serious and Spiderman 3 really knocks it out of the park and nails that tone way more than a bunch of sadvengers ever did if you ask me.
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Jul 11, 2016 01:47
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Fonzarelli posted:Toby Maguire Spiderman movies were the only superhero movies that had some actual self awareness that they were objectively stupid and ran with it. All the others are so deadly serious and Spiderman 3 really knocks it out of the park and nails that tone way more than a bunch of sadvengers ever did if you ask me. They did have Sam Raimi.
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Jul 11, 2016 01:51
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Fonzarelli posted:Toby Maguire Spiderman movies were the only superhero movies that had some actual self awareness that they were objectively stupid and ran with it. All the others are so deadly serious and Spiderman 3 really knocks it out of the park and nails that tone way more than a bunch of sadvengers ever did if you ask me. Lowell from Wings getting cast made me so happy
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Jul 11, 2016 01:57
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Lots of people hate spiders and are at best 50/50 on men in skintight costumes. I want to read a comic about a really gruff bodybuilder who gets bitten by a radioactive golden retriever and becomes really chill and spends all his time visiting cancer kids and fetching things for his awesome family.
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Zorodius posted:How would we know if spiderman is black or not? We've never seen him without his mask, idiot. 
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